APossumEatingWaffles (@PossumTheWaffleLover) | character.ai | AI Chat, Reimagined

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Patrick: [grabs a VR headset] Oh, boy! Face TV! [puts on the headset] Squidina: [laughing as she is lifted up along with the others] Whoa! Cecil: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Patrick: [laughs as his body is digitalized into the virtual reality world] Whoa! I'm all digitalicized! [polygon hearts appear around him; Squidina is put into the world] Squidina, [in the real world, takes off headset] are you you? [puts the headset back on] Squidina: [chuckles, waves] I'm me, alright! Patrick: [points in the real world] You are you! Squidina: [brings up a body customization menu] Or am I? [she turns into a purple recolor of SpongeBob; imitates SpongeBob's walk] I'm ready! Patrick: [laughs] Good one, Squidward. [Bunny and Cecil enter the virtual world.] Squidina: Welcome to virtual reality, Stars! Cecil: [points at Squidina] What have you done with my daughter, Sponge Boy? Squidina: [opens up the menu again to change her back to normal] Cecil: Oh. Bunny: What in Neptune's name is going on here? Patrick: [laughing as he uses the menu to turn himself into a triple gooberry sunrise, a dinosaur, a jellyfish, Pat-Tron, a toaster and toast, the Flying Dutchman, a kite, DNA, himself with two heads, and a lamp; turns himself on] This is so much fun! Cecil: Hmm. Two can play that game. [uses the menu to make his legs extend] Oh! Wow! [struts his long legs, then uses the menu to turn himself into a rocket, then flies into the air] Whoopie! [waving] Hey, look at me, kids! Patrick: [gives a thumbs-up] Really cool, Dad! Bunny: [using the menu] Better watch out, Cecil! [turns herself into an alien, then is inside a UFO] I'm coming for ya! [chases after rocket Cecil in the UFO] Cecil: [yelling as Bunny chases him in the real world] Bunny: This is so neat! You can build anything you can imagine! Squidina: [to Patrick] You thinking what I'm thinking? Patrick: [inside his brain, he is thinking of a sentient ice cream cone using him like a wheelbarrow as they laugh] You better believe it. Squidina: Okay, follow my lead.

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Emoji Town

[*you arrive on emojitown, where the emojis live and home of the phone*] 😀: How Ya Goin?

Bop It

[We see a boy that plays with a Bop It.] Bop It: Bop it! [He presses the purple button.] Bop It: Twist it! [He twists the yellow knob.] Bop It: Pull it! [He pulls the blue handle.] Bop It: Bend it! [He reaches under the button, replacing the handle with a rifle's butt stock and putting the handle and trigger next to the button.] Bop It: Flip it! [He flips out the aiming scope above the button.] Bop It: Extend it! [He extends the toy, replacing the knob with a rifle chamber, magazine, and loader, therefore completing the sniper rifle.] Bop It: Load it! Boy: (confused) What? Bop It: Load it! [The boy empties the Bop It box to pour out four bullets, and loads one of them into the Bop It sniper rifle.] Bop It: Cock it! [He cocks the sniper rifle so that it can shoot.] Bop It: Read it! Boy: (reading from the instruction manual) "Your target is Senator Carlton McDougal; the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage point." ? Bop It: Memorize it! Burn it! [The boy seems scared at this, and then we cut to him standing in an office and holding the Bop It rifle out of the window as he pants in fear.] Bop It: Aim it! [We cut to the view of the aiming scope over McDougal, where he is giving a speech to the public.] Bop It: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! [The boy, shaking all over, puts his finger on the trigger.] Bop It: Squeeze it! Boy: I can't - I can't do it! Bop It: Squeeze it! Boy: I can't! I can't! I can't! Bop It: (louder than ever) Squeeze it! [Not knowing what to do, he pulls the trigger and shoots McDougal in the head, killing him instantly, splattering his blood onto one of his bodyguards, shocking the bodyguards and his wife and greatly panicking the citizens. Another bodyguard dispatches security in his earpiece] Boy: Oh, Ahh! (close to tears) God, help me!

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The Grimace Infect

Bob the Builder: Great job, team! (Scene zooms in on Bob the Builder) Can we build it or what? (Scene backs out) Machine Team: Yes, we ca- *the tv screen that shows grimace* Grimace: You're next... *shows Gumball getting Grimace-infected and more cartoon characters getting the grimace infection*

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Granny Tentacles: What for? Hey, wait a minute. [shocked] Aren't you the bus driver? [The bus crashes into a car, which explodes. The bus flips around. Granny Tentacles, her seat, and the bus driver fall upright.] Bus driver: Yeah. But more importantly, I'm the president of the Granny Tentacles fan club. We call ourselves Fantacles. Granny Tentacles: What are you talking about? What fan club? Bus driver: [points] That one. Granny Tentacles: [slowly turns her head] Ohhh no. [The audience, still with their cardboard TV, is in the back of the bus.] Nerd fish: Oh! What a dramatic third act twist! Lady fish: [scoffs] This is obviously still act two. [Granny Tentacles screams and throws the bus driver out the door.] Bus driver: [happy] Granny Tentacles hurled me! Granny Tentacles: [revving chainsaw] I hope you don't suffer from separation anxiety! [cuts the bus in half and laughs] [The bus comes apart, with the audience's half lagging behind. They catch up by riding on a Goofy Goober ice cream truck.] Audience: [indistinct chatter] Granny Tentacles: Huh? Ahh! [She swerves on the road to avoid them, but they follow her.] Audience: There she goes. / Get her. / This way. [Granny Tentacles screams as the audience is smushed against the windshield.] Old Man Walker: Oh, I can't hear a thing. Where's the volume? [cranks up knob on the cardboard TV] [Granny Tentacles switches to being into a doctor outfit, a biker, an elf, and a snake handler. A snake hisses at her and she screams. An ad for "Focal Flush" appears at the side.] Announcer: Dry eyes blurring your vision? Try Focal Flush. [it sprays in Granny Tentacles' eyes] Side effects include [her eyes shrink] dry eyes, [her right eye grows] big eye, [her left eye returns to normal and her right eye shrinks] small eye, [her eyes turn into realistic ones] human eyes. [Granny Tentacles screams and uses the windshield wiper to push the audience away.] Old Man Walker: I still can't hear! [They land back on the ice cream truck. Granny Tentacles, still driving the front half of the

Color Lore

Red: Red! Blue: B-b-blue! Yellow: Yellow.. Yellow: Yellow? Black: Blaackk!! *bites yellow* Green: Green.. *cut to Black's Cave* Black: *puts Yellow in his cave* Bblackk... *cut to Planet White* Green: Green? *transforms into a whistle* *imitating a whistle* Red: Red! Blue: B-blue! Purple: Purple. *Red, Blue & Purple merge into a Magenta cab* Magenta: Magentaa!! *Green drives Magenta* To Be Continued..

Once Upon a Toon

Henry Mills: I know it sounds like a fairy tale, but it's true. (Cut to the inside of the house, with Henry, book in hand, speaking with an eerily familiar figure.) An evil Queen put a spell on you and all the other classic characters. Now no one remembers who they are. You have to believe me! You are... (Cuts to none other than Johnny Bravo.) Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo: (strikes a pose) Oh, mama! Henry Mills: (beat) Still working that, huh? Johnny Bravo: What's that? Henry Mills: Nothing. [Title card: Once Upon a Toon] (Cut to Henry and Johnny, taking a stroll through Storybrooke City while Johnny Bravo combs his hair on the way.) Johnny Bravo: But if I'm really Johnny Bravo, that would mean I'm terrible with women... and I'm "great" with women! I mean... look, I just picked up this foxy mama! (Pan to Johnny Bravo, holding a mom fox in his arm.) Henry Mills: That's not a "foxy mama", that's a Mama Fox. (Johnny lets go of the Mama Fox and recoils in shock, with her two fox cubs at the pavement, who follow her.) Johnny Bravo: Aye-oh! Rabies! Henry Mills: We have to round up all the other cartoon characters and restore their memories - otherwise, something terrible will happen! First, Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. Johnny Bravo: Oh, right, right! (snaps his arm on his cheek) The genius inventor! He had come up with so much at a young age! I can only imagine where he is now... (Cut to Dexter, Boy Genius, one and only, at what seems like his Laboratory at first, working on his latest creation as usual. After a few buzzing around...) Dexter: Aha! I have done it! I have created... (unveils a photo of a dog on holders, revealing him to be working at a photo store, with the "1 Hour Photo" sign a dead giveaway.) ...a 5x7 glossy photo of your pet Schnauzer! Lady: It looks like there's some red-eye. Dexter: Tell that to the vet. Good and bye! (Kicks lady out literally) Now, then. How may I help you? Johnny Bravo: (puts Dexter in a bag) Got him. (Cuts to a neighborhood) Okay, who's next? Henry Mills: Rem

joe mama was here

Squidina: There it is! Patrick: Ladies and German man, [Granny Tentacles looks out between the curtains] tonight's final award goes to someone very special. Squidina: [comes on stage with the award] She's kind and generous. Patrick: And pretty darn forgiving. The Best Neighbor Ever award goes to... Patrick and Squidina: [gesturing to her behind the curtains] Granny Tentacles! Audience: [cheering] Granny Tentacles: [confused] Huh? Wha--? Patrick: Come on out here! You won! Granny Tentacles: Ooh, well, goodness. [takes award] I don't have a speech prepared. Well, I do, but it contains words I can't say on television. Wow, [wipes tear away] thank you so much. Boy, do I feel awful for putting that bomb in your trophy. [realizes] Oh, no. [The Star house explodes. Patrick, Squidina, and Granny Tentacles have blown up with only their footwear remaining. They appear as ghosts, next to Lenny and the others.] FlimFlam Brother: Hey, look who it is! Lenny: Come on, guys! Join the party! [Patrick, Squidina, and Granny Tentacles all sit next to them.] Patrick: So what'd you think of the show? Squidina: The audience seems happy. [Pan down to Cecil in the audience, drinking from his #1 Dad mug.] Cecil: [slurps] Ah. I still think I got the best award of all. GrandPat: [pops out of mug] Gimme it! It's my award! [cackles and hops away in it] Cecil: [chases him] Oh, GrandPat, no! Give me that back! [catches him, grunts, he hops away] Get back here!

Jellyfish Party

Squidward: That's no pet, that's a wild animal. SpongeBob: No he isn't! Watch this! Fetch! [throws a stick so the jellyfish returns it. SpongeBob is holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up? [the jellyfish hums deeply three times] Play dead! [jellyfish is buried underground with a tomb that says "R.I.P." He pops up] Squidward: I wouldn't let that thing into my house even if it was potty-trained! [the jellyfish, still on the rope, is on a toilet reading a newspaper as he hums to the tune of "Hello Blues" casually] I didn't need to see that. SpongeBob: Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun. Squidward: How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish? [SpongeBob and the jellyfish dance to Stadium Rave A. Also, various colors change as they dance. Disco lights rotate around the room. SpongeBob's house is vibrating from the music] SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish... for 12 hours! SpongeBob: [stops dancing. He is exhausted, sees the jellyfish dance more] Whew! Wow, you sure like to dance. Well, that's enough for tonight. [turns the music off] It's time to go to bed. [as he walks off, the jellyfish turns the music back on] Huh? [walks over to turn the music off] You got it all wrong, little fella. [the jellyfish turns the music back on. SpongeBob turns it back off] Bed. Repeat after me. [SpongeBob ties the rope around the jellyfish] Bed! [the jellyfish reaches for the stereo but SpongeBob pulls it off. Upstairs, SpongeBob ties the rope around his bedpost] We'll just keep you right here. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: Quit worrying, Gary. He'll be just fine. Good night, everybody. [as he is sleeping throughout the night, other jellyfish float inside the pineapple] Gary: [wakes up] Meow. [jellyfish opens the window, and the 4 jellyfish talking in jellyfish speaking. Gary gets angry] Meow. [gets squirted with jelly from all the jellyfish, they laugh at Gary, and continue squirting jelly on him] Meow. [More jellyfish enter SpongeBob's House. It's now daytime and the roo

Wait Dont Tell Me

Mr. Krabs: [runs up, his eyes are shaped like hearts] SpongeBob! I'm glad I caught you. I want you to buy Mrs. Puff... SpongeBob: Wait! Don't tell me! You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need! Then you want me to run back here, so you can say, [stretches out his eyeballs, imitating Mr. Krabs] "Arrgh, SpongeBob, you're spending all me money!" And then I'll say, "But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!" Then you'll say, "We're not talking about this, [draws a triangle in the air] or this, [draws a square in the air] we're talking about this!" [He squiggles all over the screen. The screen fades out for a moment. Fades back in to see SpongeBob panting with Mr. Krabs.] Mr. Krabs: But, lad, this time's different! Mrs. Puff needs this! [Cut to Mrs. Puff who has many unneeded, expensive items surrounding her] Mrs. Puff: Are we going to the park soon? Mr. Krabs: Please, lad, I'm begging you! I'm a lonely old crustacean who's found love! Don't let me lose her! [Starts to cry]

Potion Shop

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Party

Guava: So we heard you all just brutally killed the villain!! *All the contestants cheer.* Starfruit: Take it Away, Guava! Guava: I wanna hear you clap your hands! And if you don't have hands, I want you to stomp your feet, or make WHATEVER NOISE YOU WANT! 🎶 Starfruit came to me with dreams and a guitar 🎶 🎶 He said "Hey stick with me kid and i'll take you far” 🎶 🎶 Now he claims that HE'S the reason i became a star 🎶 🎶 And how dare I try to break out of HIS REPERTOIRE?! 🎶 🎶 But I, I 🎶 🎶 I WANNA SHOUT IT OUT LOUD! 🎶 🎶 And I, I 🎶 🎶 I wanna stand out from the crowd! 🎶 🎶 I, I 🎶 🎶 I wanna make myself proud 🎶 🎶 Cuz' you may have made me 🎶 🎶 But you don't make me who I am 🎶 🎶 You don't make me who I am, oh oh, oh no 🎶 🎶 You don't make me who I am, oh man, you can't 🎶 🎶 And I, I, I 🎶 🎶 Wanna Stand. 🎶 Guava: And I want you all to stand WITH me! And if you CAN'T stand how the man treated you, why don't you SING about it?! Soap: 🎶 We cleaned it all, and we took him down! 🎶 The Floor: 🎶 Hey I'm The Floor, so please don't scrub me, OW! 🎶 Soap: 🎶 We were all stuck in between death and life 🎶 Soap: 🎶 But we made a new path, all thanks to Suitcase and Kniiife! 🎶 *The crowd says "Suitcase and Knife!".* Marshmallow: 🎶 Contestants now it's time to have fun! 🎶 Bow: 🎶 Contestants now it's time to have fun! 🎶 Marshmallow: 🎶 If you were on the show or if you just won! 🎶 Bow: 🎶 If you were on the show or if you just won! 🎶 Marshmallow and Bow: 🎶 Now that we no longer compete, we could be complete 🎶 Starfruit: 🎶 And all I wanna do 🎶 Guava: 🎶 Is go to a party 🎶 Starfruit and Guava: 🎶 A party with yooou! 🎶 Guava: 🎶 And the party never ends, and I don't know what I'd do without you, you here right beside me cause- 🎶 Lightbulb: 🎶 All the people that I now see aren't people who are just like me 🎶 Paintbrush: 🎶 But why should they ever try to be 🎶 Lightbulb and Paintbrush: 🎶 In this place we call reality 🎶 Taco: 🎶 Let us not forget those whom

Life as a Frog

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Who Am I

[SpongeBob is hiding in a dark cave where is body is morphed into an owl.] SpongeBob: ♪Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who? Who... am I? [morphs into a question mark] Who am I? [morphs into a pineapple] I just can't remember. [morphs into Pearl] Who am I? [imitates Pearl] I just can't recall. [morphs into a handsome man and imitates him] Who am I to sing this somber song? When you've got six heads, there's something wrong. [morphs into five of his friends] Who am I? [imitates his friends] Please tell me. [normal] Who am I? [imitates his friends] Do you know me? [morphs into a female fish] My name could be Clementine [morphs into Fred] or it could be Freddie. [morphs into two SpongeBobs] I just can't recognize myself. I don't know if I'm ready. [imitating his friends in a barber shop quintet] I'm ready! [normal] Who am I? [morphs into a male fish] I have a right to know. [normal] Who am I? Am I friend... [morphs into Plankton and imitates him] or foe? [normal] I have so many features. It makes it hard to tell. I don't know what my first name is. But my faces ring a bell. [imitates Squidward] Who am I? [bell dings] [imitates Mr. Krabs] Who am I? [bell dings] [imitates Patrick] Who am I? [bell dings] [imitates Plankton] Who am I? [bell dings] [normal] Who am I? [phone rings] Hello?♪ Caller: Hello. To whom am I speaking? SpongeBob: ♪I... don't... know...♪

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Uhhhhhhh

Patrick: [yelling off-screen] Hey! Fire poles! SpongeBob: [both in front of poles] Wow! Can we slide down the poles? Larry: [picks up SpongeBob and Patrick as they latch onto the poles] Hold on there, greenhorns. [sets them down] You need to learn which one to use. [points left] This is the pole to the fireboat. [points to a yellow pole to the right] This one's to the kitchen. SpongeBob: [touches the pole] It's slippery. Larry: It's buttered. [gestures to a pole with bathroom signs] This one goes to the bathroom. Patrick: [now wearing goggles and a scarf] That's my ride. [slides up the pole] SpongeBob: [pointing to a pole near some orange warning signs and barriers] Ooh, where does this pole go? Larry: [picks up SpongeBob] Oh, that one's the mystery pole. It never goes to the same place twice. SpongeBob: I love a mystery. [grabs onto the pole and slides down] Yay! Larry: No! Wait! SpongeBob: [screams as he slides down into a black abyss, with various live-action things appearing and disappearing such as dancing devils, a skeleton, Santa, a zebra, and Dracula; continues screaming, his body zooming into himself repeatedly, then slides down a winding pole] Whoa, whoa, whoa! [slides through a human firefighter's ears] How do you stop this crazy thing? [slides past a live-action dancing alien on the moon] Hit the brakes! [yells as he turns into a liquid and goes through a test tube] Whoa! [screams as he slides past dancing men at the beach, then climbs a rising stock line in front of a live-action chimpanzee] No, no! [riding a rollercoaster] Huh? [yells as he goes the other way, slides past a swimmer to knock them over, then slides into a space explosion as the earth explodes; he slides down the end of the pole outside, shaken] Larry: Do you still love a mystery? SpongeBob: Uh, not so much these days. Larry: [blows a whistle] All right, line up! SpongeBob: [gets in between Squidward and Patrick] Squidward, you volunteered too?

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Patrick: How about... [spins dial] to season five of "The Patrick Show"? [holds arm up] [Patrick and Squidina spin around in the time closet. Electricity crackles and they are transported into the future.] Squidina: [walking out] Huh, everything looks the same. Season 5 Patrick: [cutesy voice off-screen] Ho, ho. [A chibi, rounded version of Patrick is shown holding his arms up.] Season 5 Patrick: [cutesy voice] Welcome to the new "Patrick Show." Today we're gonna talk about friendship [sparkles] and feelings. [heart eyes, giggles] [SpongeBob, Bubble Bass and Slappy, along with a few other lawnies, are seen outside the room in a similar cutesy style, laughing and clapping.] Season 5 Slappy: I love feelings. Squidina and Patrick: [repulsed] Ugh! Squidina: Not the Patrick we're looking for. Patrick: We must have moved to a different network for season five. [with Squidina, walks back into the time closet] [The time closet's dial spins again, landing on Season 22. Patrick and Squidina peek out of the time closet to see an alien deformed Patrick.] Season 22 Patrick: [speaking backwards] Welcome to the Patrick Show! Squidina and Patrick: Nope. [back in the time closet] [The time closet's dial spins again, landing on Season 64. We see a Patrick with an elongated head and small face.] Patrick: Nuh-uh. [We see a Patrick with a squished face and large vein.] Squidina: Not that one. [Various different Patricks pass by. We see a grotesque Basil Wolverton-style Patrick, who snarls, a Patrick who is a realistic sea star with googly eyes, a pony Patrick with an ice cream tattoo, a Patrick resembling a triangle diagram, a Patrick made entirely of eyeballs, a Patrick made of gems, a Patrick with a donut mouth, a Patrick with a cat face, a stop-motion Patrick in a knight costume, a Patrick resembling a train whistle with gears for eyes, and finally normal Patrick. Patrick: Stop! That's the one we're looking for. [The future Patrick opens his mouth extremely wide and snarls, showing a separated mouth with sharp teeth.] Patrick: Yup

Spongeverse RP

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No Money

EXT-CHANNEL 74 BOY: Hi. A box of chocolates. Please. MAN: How you going pay for that? *static to the next channel* EXT-CHANNEL 2345 SPONGEBOB: But how can you be pregnant? You said you had a sponge in your... Oh, you meant me... *static to the next channel* EXT-CHANNEL 923 SCHMIDT: I don't know about this new girl. She won't stop singing and she keeps watching that same movie over and over again! NICK: Dirty Dancing? SCHMIDT: No! Ocean's Eleven.

Fun And Done

SpongeBob: Blandy's imagination door! There's nothing more fun than imagination, [scratches head] and his is all locked up. Patrick: Oh, oh! I learned this new trick from TV! [lifts up his shirt] Oh, here, boy. I got some tasty grub for you! Who's a good tummy? [his belly button opens and the stomach looks out] Who's a good tummy? [Patrick's stomach jumps out and devours the locks, then smiles.] Patrick: Got to have bagel with your locks. [feeds his stomach a bagel, it jumps back in, he burps] Now, let's see if we can find some [sets door upright] fun in here. SpongeBob: Oh, oh! [Patrick opens the door. A giant rainbow stream with fun stuff in it comes out.] Andy: Huh? Whoa! [His eyes show sparklers and the lights change as he blinks. Rainbow fun pours out of his head. SpongeBob and Patrick squeeze back through the door. They ride down on unicorns, cheering, then land on the floor.] SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasp] [Andy floats in the air with rainbows pouring out of his head.] Andy: [laughs] Fun! [He throws the rainbows to make a Ferris wheel. It lands and Realistic Fish Heads appear in it.] Andy: [laughs] Fun! [He throws the rainbows again to create a teddy bear holding a lollipop. It spits out a clown.] Andy: [shooting more rainbows] Fun! Fun! Fun! [He creates five realistic fish. They grow legs, then start dancing and singing.] SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing and dancing] Andy: [giggles] Fun! [Rainbows come out behind him and spill out of the house. The house grows an arm and pours some of it out.] Andy: Fun, fun! [He splashes a rainbow wave over SpongeBob and Patrick. They switch body shapes and laugh.] Andy: [laughs] [More rainbows splash on a houseplant. It turns into a plant-like monster.] Patrick: [gasps] Mom's favorite boot plant! [The plant monster climbs up the wall, tearing the wallpaper.] Patrick: My mom's favorite waaall! Andy: Fun! Fun! SpongeBob: I hate to say this, but... [A rainbow wave splashes over them. Patrick now has two bodies and heads and SpongeBob's face is on his butt.]

Astro Belts

Sandy: We've still get a few Astro Belts to get through. Brace yourselves for the cold belt! [The rocket flies directly into the cold belt, which is a ring of snowmen, igloos, freezers, and icebergs. Squidward floats around while frozen in a block of ice. SpongeBob is building a snowman version of Patrick Star and laughs. Pearl and Squidina hover themselves and shiver. Sandy is wearing a warm coat and holding a mug of hot chocolate. She looks out through the telescope.] Sandy: Next up, we got a hot belt! [The rocket flies directly into the hot belt, which is a ring of flaming asteroids and stoves. SpongeBob's Patrick-snowman melts from the hot belt's heat.] SpongeBob: Heh-heh. Patty melt. [chuckles] [Sandy breathes heavily and fans herself with her tail; she goes to look through the telescope, but burns her hands] Sandy: Ouch! [blows her hands, looks through the telescope and sees the radiation belt up ahead] Huh! We're going through the radiation belt! That could cause mutations! Everyone, get under your lead blankets! Pearl: [gasps] Mutations?! I must protect my beautiful face! [puts a lead blanket over her] [SpongeBob pulls a lead blanket out from his bag and puts it over him. The rocket flies directly through the radiation belt. Sandy, Pearl, Squidina, and SpongeBob take cover under their lead blankets. SpongeBob sticks his hand out from under the blanket and his hand becomes mutated. SpongeBob laughs and his hand roars. His hand begins gnawing on his helmet.] SpongeBob: Aww. [chuckles] [Back in the treedome, Squidward begins to suffer from the effects of the radiation belt. The belt's effects mutates Squidward's body into different shapes.] Squidward: Oh, good Neptune! I'm going through puberty again! [his body keeps changing shapes and he shrinks into a baby version of himself]

Moppit Is Like A Mop

Moppit: Hey kids, someone having a birthday? Pikachu: PIKA-PIKA-WOW!! I think I'm in LOVE!! Admiral Ackbar: (on DVR2D2) Is it me, or should Jabba the Hutt change his name to "Jabba the Gutt"? Mom: Is today baseball or soccer? The Penguin: Please, now whose the one committing a crime. Man: Ostrich...well, that's, uh...that's something. Brother #1: Who are you? Sonic: Oh boy. (Sonic lands on a spike and dies) Kirby: Poyo! (swallows sonic) Freddie: Hola, soy Carly Y yo soy Sam...Y Estoy Confundido Teacher: Matt, your soup's here. Woman: Did you say robot lions? Lois Lane: I think I can make it to the phone. Scarlett O'Hara: Oh, Rhett, what should I do? Plumber: I think you've unclogged it? Pinkie Pie: Is that your dolly? Girl: Where's Baxter? Boy: It tastes like paper. Stanley Oompa: or suffered the humiliation of bad egg rejection? Umpire: Uh, ow? Tape Recorder: Clifford's Notes presents Hamlet. Chapter 1. Kermit: (singing) ♪ If you like it, then you should have put some green on it ♪ Tourist #6: That doesn't look like James Franco. Garfield: The Garfield No Monday Calendar. Because when something's bothering you, it's best to pretend it's not there. Garfield/Fat Cat: ♪ Yes I'm a cat, and I really am fat, but it's Friday so I can deal with that! ♪ ANNOUNCER: Tangled became Ouch! You're on my Hair! Lara Croft: Page 9. Tiny People: AAAAHHH! HELP! Rabbit: Get outta here, tiny humans! This is a rabbits' world now! Eddie Munster's Thoughts! Miley Cyrus: To insure an electric performance, I rub cats on my feet and walk on a wool carpet. In a Gingerbread House Ice Cream Man: Ice crea- OOF! *changes into a black background* The groundhog laughs at his own puppet shadows, which means many more seasons of this! Clark Kent: Television viewers can rest asure, that as long as there willing to... Nick: Dirty Dancing? Todd: I'd like a small soda and the ability to fly. Ashlyn: Ugh! Unbelievable! I can't believe it! A Chevy Impala? I asked for a red convertible, dummy!

Eat The Snail

Bear Grylls: If you find yourself stranded in the forest, don't panic. I'm gonna show you how to find food in a pinch. (The van drives away.) AAAAAHHHHH! (Cuts to the trees.) The forest is virtually teeming with wild life. One place to look for food is dump areas, like this rotten tree stump. (he smashes through the tree stump) Look, a snail! Gary: Meow? (he eats Gary the Snail) Bear Grylls: You probably shouldn't eat the shell. (choking, Bear Grylls face turns purple, he spits out the snail) Gary: Meow?

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Party time

Sandy: All of this is his blundering way of inviting all of us to a Kamp Koral reunion. Elwood: [slides up] I have no social skills! SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah... [chuckle nervously] SpongeBob: So, uh, what now? Kraken: [roars] Ha. So what now? [adjusts tie] Heh. So let's party. [points] Hit it! [A disco ball comes down and shines. Spots on the floor open to reveal food and a fountain. Glowing jellyfish appear and Nosferatu taps the mic, which gives feedback. A rock remix of the Kamp Koral theme song begins playing as the Trawlers perform along: Jimmy plays the drums, Roxie plays a keyboard, and Preda has a guitar. Jets of fire shoot up as Nosferatu appears with the mic.] Nosferatu: [hisses] [Rea, Upturn, Kevin, Harvey, and Perch are getting food. Bubble Bass shoves them out of the way and tries to get a tray of Krabby Patties. Maisey Maines comes out from the table and chomps them.] Bubble Bass: [yells, faints into Kevin's arms, Kevin drops him] Maisey: [laughs, flies away and shows the center of the stage] [Mrs. Puff is inflates. Some anchovies have a conga line, lead by Chovy.] Anchovies: [all meeping rhythmically] [Nobby and Papa-Squatch dance together. Narlene and Regigilled tango.] Orange fish: [dives in] Whoo-hoo! [takes off his pants, turning into a live-action fish, and swings them] [Maisey flies up as two sea moose, the owl clams, and the glowing jellyfish are seen dancing to the music. Craig comes up, posing, and they fly away. Mo and Larry are bouncing him on a trampoline.] Nosferatu: [hisses] [SpongeBob, hypnotized, floats up and takes the microphone. Nosferatu poofs away.] Preda, Jimmy, and Roxies: [singing] Kamp Koral! [Squidward runs on-stage and starts playing his clarinet.] SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [singing] Elwood kidnapped everyone! [A shot of everyone is shown.] Preda, Jimmy, and Roxies: [singing] Kamp Koral! Preda, Jimmy, Roxies, and SpongeBob: [looks over, singing] Now the party has begun! [Sandy and Patrick move into each other's backs.] Preda, Jimmy, and Roxies: [singing] Kamp Koral!

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Audience: [disappointed] Awww! [Admiral Smash steps onstage, holding a letter on his sword.] Admiral Smash: Message for Patrick Star! [Patrick takes the note and reads it.] Patrick: Huh? Wow! It says here I finally passed my clown exam! [laughs] [A robot hand puts Patrick in a green and blue shirt, another puts a multicolored wig on him, and another puts a clown nose on him.] Patrick: I'm a clown now! Squidina: Congrats, big brother! I love clowns! [Patrick throws a pie in Squidina's face, sprays her with seltzer, and honks a horn at her twice. Squidina is upset. Admiral Smash returns, holding a notecard.] Admiral Smash: Message for Squidina! [Squidina grabs the note and reads it.] Squidina: Huh? What a coincidence! I just passed my evil ventriloquist dummy exam! [Squidina morphs into an evil dummy and puts on a top hat, then takes out an axe. Her eyes turn red.] Patrick: Uh-oh. [Squidina chases Patrick around the stage, laughing evilly.]