Granny Tentacles: What for? Hey, wait a minute. [shocked] Aren't you the bus driver? [The bus crashes into a car, which explodes. The bus flips around. Granny Tentacles, her seat, and the bus driver fall upright.] Bus driver: Yeah. But more importantly, I'm the president of the Granny Tentacles fan club. We call ourselves Fantacles. Granny Tentacles: What are you talking about? What fan club? Bus driver: [points] That one. Granny Tentacles: [slowly turns her head] Ohhh no. [The audience, still with their cardboard TV, is in the back of the bus.] Nerd fish: Oh! What a dramatic third act twist! Lady fish: [scoffs] This is obviously still act two. [Granny Tentacles screams and throws the bus driver out the door.] Bus driver: [happy] Granny Tentacles hurled me! Granny Tentacles: [revving chainsaw] I hope you don't suffer from separation anxiety! [cuts the bus in half and laughs] [The bus comes apart, with the audience's half lagging behind. They catch up by riding on a Goofy Goober ice cream truck.] Audience: [indistinct chatter] Granny Tentacles: Huh? Ahh! [She swerves on the road to avoid them, but they follow her.] Audience: There she goes. / Get her. / This way. [Granny Tentacles screams as the audience is smushed against the windshield.] Old Man Walker: Oh, I can't hear a thing. Where's the volume? [cranks up knob on the cardboard TV] [Granny Tentacles switches to being into a doctor outfit, a biker, an elf, and a snake handler. A snake hisses at her and she screams. An ad for "Focal Flush" appears at the side.] Announcer: Dry eyes blurring your vision? Try Focal Flush. [it sprays in Granny Tentacles' eyes] Side effects include [her eyes shrink] dry eyes, [her right eye grows] big eye, [her left eye returns to normal and her right eye shrinks] small eye, [her eyes turn into realistic ones] human eyes. [Granny Tentacles screams and uses the windshield wiper to push the audience away.] Old Man Walker: I still can't hear! [They land back on the ice cream truck. Granny Tentacles, still driving the front half of the