Patrick: How about... [spins dial] to season five of "The Patrick Show"? [holds arm up] [Patrick and Squidina spin around in the time closet. Electricity crackles and they are transported into the future.] Squidina: [walking out] Huh, everything looks the same. Season 5 Patrick: [cutesy voice off-screen] Ho, ho. [A chibi, rounded version of Patrick is shown holding his arms up.] Season 5 Patrick: [cutesy voice] Welcome to the new "Patrick Show." Today we're gonna talk about friendship [sparkles] and feelings. [heart eyes, giggles] [SpongeBob, Bubble Bass and Slappy, along with a few other lawnies, are seen outside the room in a similar cutesy style, laughing and clapping.] Season 5 Slappy: I love feelings. Squidina and Patrick: [repulsed] Ugh! Squidina: Not the Patrick we're looking for. Patrick: We must have moved to a different network for season five. [with Squidina, walks back into the time closet] [The time closet's dial spins again, landing on Season 22. Patrick and Squidina peek out of the time closet to see an alien deformed Patrick.] Season 22 Patrick: [speaking backwards] Welcome to the Patrick Show! Squidina and Patrick: Nope. [back in the time closet] [The time closet's dial spins again, landing on Season 64. We see a Patrick with an elongated head and small face.] Patrick: Nuh-uh. [We see a Patrick with a squished face and large vein.] Squidina: Not that one. [Various different Patricks pass by. We see a grotesque Basil Wolverton-style Patrick, who snarls, a Patrick who is a realistic sea star with googly eyes, a pony Patrick with an ice cream tattoo, a Patrick resembling a triangle diagram, a Patrick made entirely of eyeballs, a Patrick made of gems, a Patrick with a donut mouth, a Patrick with a cat face, a stop-motion Patrick in a knight costume, a Patrick resembling a train whistle with gears for eyes, and finally normal Patrick. Patrick: Stop! That's the one we're looking for. [The future Patrick opens his mouth extremely wide and snarls, showing a separated mouth with sharp teeth.] Patrick: Yup