(The segment starts with Lady Gaga looking around, takes out her boombox)

Narrator: Yo... Gagga Gagga! Taylor! She was home-schooled! T-Pain! He loves his Auto-Tune!

T-Pain: (auto tuned) Yes, I dooo-ee-ooo-ee-ooo...

Narrator: Miley! Her dad's a has-been! Triple H! He'll beat your face in! Yo Gagga Gagga! Yo Gagga Gagga! Yo... Gagga Gagga!

(Title card: Yo Gagga Gagga!)

Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga here. Ready for the best day ever? Let's see what our friends are up to! Good morning everybody!

(all of the dolls yawn and wake up)

Toys: Good Morning, Gaga!

Lady Gaga: It's time to rise and shine and show the world our po-po-po pokerfaces! But first, how do we start each day?

Triple H: By drinking 8 raw eggs and doing 4,000 squat thrusts?

Lady Gaga: No, silly! We get dressed!

Miley Cyrus: But what do we wear? And don't say what I wore yesterday, because I don't do that.

Lady Gaga: You can wear anything!

Toys: Anything?

Taylor Swift: A clock, a pillow, or a cat?

Lady Gaga: You can wear it!

Miley Cyrus: A bottle, some feathers, and a map?

Lady Gaga: Any...thing...you want!

(Keyboard Cat meows)

Miley Cyrus: How about rope? Can you wear that?

Lady Gaga: Rope? Sure!

(Dolls tie rope around Gaga, meanwhile she is screaming)

Lady Gaga: Hey, what are you guys doing?

T-Pain: We ain't leaving this house looking like this, fool!

Miley Cyrus: Let's go!

(The toys run away into the city while Lady Gaga struggles in the rope.)

(Lady Gaga breaks free.)

Lady Gaga: ROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!! (Lady Gaga roars)

(The photographers take photos of Lady Gaga.)

(YO GAGGA GAGGA!)

Photographers: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! (The photographers scream)

(SMASH!)