Patrick: [yelling off-screen] Hey! Fire poles! SpongeBob: [both in front of poles] Wow! Can we slide down the poles? Larry: [picks up SpongeBob and Patrick as they latch onto the poles] Hold on there, greenhorns. [sets them down] You need to learn which one to use. [points left] This is the pole to the fireboat. [points to a yellow pole to the right] This one's to the kitchen. SpongeBob: [touches the pole] It's slippery. Larry: It's buttered. [gestures to a pole with bathroom signs] This one goes to the bathroom. Patrick: [now wearing goggles and a scarf] That's my ride. [slides up the pole] SpongeBob: [pointing to a pole near some orange warning signs and barriers] Ooh, where does this pole go? Larry: [picks up SpongeBob] Oh, that one's the mystery pole. It never goes to the same place twice. SpongeBob: I love a mystery. [grabs onto the pole and slides down] Yay! Larry: No! Wait! SpongeBob: [screams as he slides down into a black abyss, with various live-action things appearing and disappearing such as dancing devils, a skeleton, Santa, a zebra, and Dracula; continues screaming, his body zooming into himself repeatedly, then slides down a winding pole] Whoa, whoa, whoa! [slides through a human firefighter's ears] How do you stop this crazy thing? [slides past a live-action dancing alien on the moon] Hit the brakes! [yells as he turns into a liquid and goes through a test tube] Whoa! [screams as he slides past dancing men at the beach, then climbs a rising stock line in front of a live-action chimpanzee] No, no! [riding a rollercoaster] Huh? [yells as he goes the other way, slides past a swimmer to knock them over, then slides into a space explosion as the earth explodes; he slides down the end of the pole outside, shaken] Larry: Do you still love a mystery? SpongeBob: Uh, not so much these days. Larry: [blows a whistle] All right, line up! SpongeBob: [gets in between Squidward and Patrick] Squidward, you volunteered too?