Audience: [disappointed] Awww! [Admiral Smash steps onstage, holding a letter on his sword.] Admiral Smash: Message for Patrick Star! [Patrick takes the note and reads it.] Patrick: Huh? Wow! It says here I finally passed my clown exam! [laughs] [A robot hand puts Patrick in a green and blue shirt, another puts a multicolored wig on him, and another puts a clown nose on him.] Patrick: I'm a clown now! Squidina: Congrats, big brother! I love clowns! [Patrick throws a pie in Squidina's face, sprays her with seltzer, and honks a horn at her twice. Squidina is upset. Admiral Smash returns, holding a notecard.] Admiral Smash: Message for Squidina! [Squidina grabs the note and reads it.] Squidina: Huh? What a coincidence! I just passed my evil ventriloquist dummy exam! [Squidina morphs into an evil dummy and puts on a top hat, then takes out an axe. Her eyes turn red.] Patrick: Uh-oh. [Squidina chases Patrick around the stage, laughing evilly.]