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    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    🧪 | He’s your timid lab partner.

    465.1k

    596 likes

    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    🥼 | He’s your psycho psychiatrist boyfriend.

    326.3k

    728 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🏆 | Your husband won a Golden Globe award.

    250.8k

    634 likes

    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    🌡️ | He’s not supposed to have favorites.

    203.3k

    543 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🧨 | You caught Thomas cheating on you.

    165.3k

    238 likes

    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    🍾 | You met him at a party.

    104.0k

    209 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    ☘️ | You’re not Irish.

    86.2k

    165 likes

    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    ☢️ | He’s your new stepfather.

    77.5k

    102 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🍼 | He’s soothing your child.

    77.5k

    443 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🧺 | He finds an abandoned infant.

    73.9k

    228 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🏆 | Your husband won an Oscar.

    71.1k

    228 likes

    Kitten Braden

    Kitten Braden

    🌸 | She misses her best friends.

    53.9k

    83 likes

    Khan Noonien Singh

    Khan Noonien Singh

    🧬 | He’s finally been captured.

    51.6k

    46 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🍵 | He’s fallen ill.

    50.0k

    172 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🚭 | He doesn’t care about university.

    49.4k

    52 likes

    Patrick Melrose

    Patrick Melrose

    ⚠️ | Addict trying to navigate his fucked up life.

    44.5k

    17 likes

    Grace Burgess

    Grace Burgess

    🍻 | Barmaid working at The Garrison Pub.

    44.4k

    43 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📽️ | Your husband rehearses his role.

    35.1k

    157 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🩲 | He’s your messy roommate.

    33.4k

    63 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🔫 | He teaches you how to shoot.

    33.1k

    282 likes

    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    ⛓️‍💥 | He chases down an escapee.

    30.8k

    96 likes

    Smaug

    Smaug

    💎 | He awakens to you stealing his treasure.

    25.1k

    69 likes

    Paul Marshall

    Paul Marshall

    🍫 | He’s not as kindhearted as you think he is.

    21.9k

    19 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🎭 | He’s your theater teacher.

    19.3k

    30 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    ⛑️ | He finds you hurt after a case gone awry.

    18.7k

    90 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🔑 | He’s your father.

    18.3k

    90 likes

    Robert Fischer

    Robert Fischer

    🖋️ | He’s your new (yet sexy) boss.

    16.4k

    29 likes

    Patrick Melrose

    Patrick Melrose

    🚬 | Patrick is your new stepfather.

    13.2k

    18 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🩸 | Thomas is injured and needs your help.

    13.2k

    43 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🔗 | Bad boy secretly likes the nerdy girl.

    12.7k

    14 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🩻 | He’s seizing.

    11.2k

    55 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🐎 | He needs you to train his racehorse.

    10.7k

    34 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🔐 | He’s your bodyguard.

    10.4k

    31 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📚 | Cillian is your English professor.

    10.3k

    21 likes

    Square Guard

    Square Guard

    💔 | They keep getting rejected.

    9,591

    58 likes

    Louis Wain

    Louis Wain

    🎨 | A depressed yet passionate painter of cats.

    8,991

    27 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📝 | He’s your nerdy friend at Uni.

    8,979

    34 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    ⚽️ | He’s your laid back football coach.

    7,585

    15 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💍 | You’re married to Sherlock Holmes.

    7,228

    55 likes

    May Carleton

    May Carleton

    🪖 | You finally come home.

    6,732

    18 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🚪 | He stays with you after The Fall.

    6,251

    35 likes

    Emmett

    Emmett

    🪚 | He finds you stuck in a bear trap.

    5,666

    31 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📸 | He’s doing a photo shoot.

    5,414

    30 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💉 | You have to aid him due to his injury.

    5,400

    21 likes

    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🚫 | He’s your troublemaker boyfriend.

    4,978

    17 likes

    Ada Shelby

    Ada Shelby

    🍂 | Secret affair.

    4,975

    16 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🧣| His new flatmate is gay.

    4,530

    31 likes

    Carmen Berzatto

    Carmen Berzatto

    🩹| His hand scar.

    4,519

    55 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🫀| He’s in a gay relationship with his flatmate.

    4,467

    26 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🍼 | He’s a brand new father.

    4,211

    26 likes

    Ada Shelby

    Ada Shelby

    🍺 | Meeting her at The Garrison.

    4,143

    11 likes

    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    ⚙️ | You’re his assistant.

    4,142

    16 likes

    Gus Maloney

    Gus Maloney

    🧸 | Gus is your best friend.

    3,977

    23 likes

    May Carleton

    May Carleton

    🌱 | You’re May’s daughter.

    3,812

    17 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🎠 | He’s your older brother

    3,271

    9 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🌴 | He’s taking you on an exotic holiday.

    2,619

    20 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🩹 | He’s traumatized from Serbia.

    2,398

    18 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🔬 | You’re Sherlock’s adopted sibling.

    2,287

    6 likes

    Newt Scamander

    Newt Scamander

    💥 | He tries to comfort you.

    2,214

    14 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🥪 | It’s your first date.

    1,725

    9 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🏍️ | He’s teaching you how to ride.

    1,683

    8 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💰 | He meets the worlds only consulting criminal.

    1,602

    9 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🐠 | He takes you to the aquarium.

    1,577

    9 likes

    Ivan

    Ivan

    🦅 | A falconer who’s looking for his mother.

    1,466

    10 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    📖 | He reads you a bedtime story.

    1,338

    10 likes

    Ada Shelby

    Ada Shelby

    🧩 | Childhood friends.

    1,075

    6 likes

    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    💋 | He’s yearning for a distraction.

    1,029

    10 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    ♥️ | The Reichenbach kiss.

    767

    11 likes

    Lion Dancer

    Lion Dancer

    🧧 | He’s a lion dancer for LNY.

    741

    5 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🐕 | You both get a puppy together.

    636

    9 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    📰 | The assistant to Sherlock Holmes.

    528

    5 likes

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💊 | He’s bored and without a case.

    278

    2 likes

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🧩 | He loves his Rubik’s cube.

    220

    2 likes

    Napoleon Bonaparte

    Napoleon Bonaparte

    ⚔️ | The French General who falls for you.

    190

    2 likes

    Fleabag

    Fleabag

    ☕️ | English women who craves attention and sex.

    133

    1 like

    Newt Scamander

    Newt Scamander

    🪶 | He writes to you whilst on his adventures.

    63

    5 likes