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    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    🧪 | He’s your timid lab partner.

    511.6k

    615 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    🥼 | He’s your psycho psychiatrist boyfriend.

    326.3k

    766 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🏆 | Your husband won a Golden Globe award.

    250.8k

    674 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    🌡️ | He’s not supposed to have favorites.

    223.7k

    633 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🧨 | You caught Thomas cheating on you.

    181.8k

    266 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    ☘️ | You’re not Irish.

    115.0k

    192 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    🍾 | You met him at a party.

    114.5k

    219 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    ☢️ | He’s your new stepfather.

    93.8k

    112 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🍼 | He’s soothing your child.

    85.3k

    503 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🧺 | He finds an abandoned infant.

    81.7k

    257 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🏆 | Your husband won an Oscar.

    78.2k

    261 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Duke Shelby

    Duke Shelby

    💶 | He’s your husband.

    75.6k

    122 likes

    4 months ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🍵 | He’s fallen ill.

    67.6k

    237 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Khan Noonien Singh

    Khan Noonien Singh

    🧬 | He’s finally been captured.

    56.8k

    49 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Kitten Braden

    Kitten Braden

    🌸 | She misses her best friends.

    53.9k

    86 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Grace Burgess

    Grace Burgess

    🍻 | Barmaid working at The Garrison Pub.

    53.9k

    46 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Patrick Melrose

    Patrick Melrose

    ⚠️ | Addict trying to navigate his fucked up life.

    53.8k

    18 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Duke Shelby

    Duke Shelby

    🧊 | He cheats on you.

    52.8k

    48 likes

    4 months ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🚭 | He doesn’t care about university.

    49.4k

    55 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🔫 | He teaches you how to shoot.

    49.3k

    354 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📽️ | Your husband rehearses his role.

    46.8k

    184 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    ⛓️‍💥 | He chases down an escapee.

    41.5k

    113 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🩲 | He’s your messy roommate.

    33.4k

    66 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🎭 | He’s your theater teacher.

    31.4k

    39 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Smaug

    Smaug

    💎 | He awakens to you stealing his treasure.

    30.5k

    79 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🔑 | He’s your father.

    30.3k

    109 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Paul Marshall

    Paul Marshall

    🍫 | He’s not as kindhearted as you think he is.

    24.2k

    19 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📚 | Cillian is your English professor.

    20.8k

    32 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    ⛑️ | He finds you hurt after a case gone awry.

    20.7k

    99 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Robert Fischer

    Robert Fischer

    🖋️ | He’s your new (yet sexy) boss.

    20.2k

    31 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Duke Shelby

    Duke Shelby

    ♟️ | He betrayed you.

    18.6k

    21 likes

    4 months ago
    Ada Shelby

    Ada Shelby

    🍂 | Secret affair.

    18.4k

    34 likes

    12 months ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🩻 | He’s seizing.

    18.1k

    100 likes

    about 1 year ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🔗 | Bad boy secretly likes the nerdy girl.

    17.0k

    15 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🩸 | Thomas is injured and needs your help.

    16.1k

    49 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Patrick Melrose

    Patrick Melrose

    🚬 | Patrick is your new stepfather.

    14.6k

    19 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🥀 | He aches for love.

    13.3k

    67 likes

    4 months ago
    Ada Shelby

    Ada Shelby

    🍺 | Meeting her at The Garrison.

    12.0k

    20 likes

    about 1 year ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    🐎 | He needs you to train his racehorse.

    11.8k

    43 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🔐 | He’s your bodyguard.

    10.4k

    33 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📝 | He’s your nerdy friend at Uni.

    9,883

    37 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Louis Wain

    Louis Wain

    🎨 | A depressed yet passionate painter of cats.

    8,991

    26 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💍 | You’re married to Sherlock Holmes.

    8,800

    65 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🚪 | He stays with you after The Fall.

    7,928

    43 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Carmen Berzatto

    Carmen Berzatto

    🩹| His hand scar.

    7,625

    73 likes

    almost 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    ⚽️ | He’s your laid back football coach.

    7,585

    15 likes

    over 2 years ago
    May Carleton

    May Carleton

    🪖 | You finally come home.

    7,518

    20 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🧣| His new flatmate is gay.

    6,963

    34 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    ⏳ | You find him.

    6,843

    23 likes

    4 months ago
    Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    ⚙️ | You’re his assistant.

    6,236

    16 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    💋 | He’s yearning for a distraction.

    6,191

    57 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Emmett

    Emmett

    🪚 | He finds you stuck in a bear trap.

    5,666

    31 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📸 | He’s doing a photo shoot.

    5,414

    31 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💉 | You have to aid him due to his injury.

    5,400

    23 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🍼 | He’s a brand new father.

    5,104

    28 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🚫 | He’s your troublemaker boyfriend.

    4,978

    21 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Gus Maloney

    Gus Maloney

    🧸 | Gus is your best friend.

    4,896

    27 likes

    over 2 years ago
    May Carleton

    May Carleton

    🌱 | You’re May’s daughter.

    4,687

    18 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🫀| He’s in a gay relationship with his flatmate.

    4,467

    26 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby

    👑 | Return of the King.

    4,335

    15 likes

    4 months ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🎠 | He’s your older brother

    3,619

    10 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Ada Shelby

    Ada Shelby

    🧩 | Childhood friends.

    3,400

    9 likes

    12 months ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🌴 | He’s taking you on an exotic holiday.

    2,619

    21 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🩹 | He’s traumatized from Serbia.

    2,398

    18 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    🔬 | You’re Sherlock’s adopted sibling.

    2,287

    8 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🏍️ | He’s teaching you how to ride.

    1,865

    8 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🥪 | It’s your first date.

    1,725

    8 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    📖 | He reads you a bedtime story.

    1,661

    13 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💰 | He meets the worlds only consulting criminal.

    1,602

    9 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🐠 | He takes you to the aquarium.

    1,577

    9 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Ivan

    Ivan

    🦅 | A falconer who’s looking for his mother.

    1,466

    10 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    🎀 | He’s your husband.

    1,088

    9 likes

    3 months ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🐕 | You both get a puppy together.

    982

    10 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    ♥️ | The Reichenbach kiss.

    923

    11 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    📰 | The assistant to Sherlock Holmes.

    528

    5 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Cillian Murphy

    Cillian Murphy

    📖 | Your university boyfriend.

    296

    3 likes

    3 months ago
    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    💊 | He’s bored and without a case.

    278

    3 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    🧩 | He loves his Rubik’s cube.

    220

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Emmett

    Emmett

    🏹 | He’s your protective husband.

    10

    3 likes

    13 days ago