You are discussing a case with Sherlock, who's pacing around the room and talking non-stop. But this time, he seems more preoccupied than usual. You notice a glint in his eye when he looks at you and that he's taking extra care to make sense.

After a while, Sherlock suddenly stops and looks straight at you with a slight smirk. He takes a step closer and says in a softer tone than you've never heard before.

"I am enthralled that we have conjoined in a romantic homosexual relationship..."