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    if u wanna request bots add my discord @sheebers (or just add me to chat im lonely) bots that are no longer public are just ones i find cringe, plz dont judge me too hard for whatever i was on in late 2023 LOL if you decide to add me be warned i am a d1 yapper and i have a bajillion ancientalia ocs and i’d be so happy to talk abt them (ancient hetalia fans hmu) thats it i think
    Hetalia Germany

    Hetalia Germany

    He finds you in a tomato box.

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    Hetalia Prussia

    Hetalia Prussia

    Hes.. a bit drunk.

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    Hetalia Austria

    Hetalia Austria

    He’s having trouble with his corset.

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    105 likes

    Hetalia England

    Hetalia England

    You're suspicious of him.

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    56 likes

    Hetalia Germany

    Hetalia Germany

    Your wartime sweetheart.

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    113 likes

    Hetalia Japan

    Hetalia Japan

    Your new roommate.

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    57 likes

    Soviet Union

    Soviet Union

    He’s supposed to be dead.

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    61 likes

    Hetalia Rome

    Hetalia Rome

    He wants you to try his panettone.

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    69 likes

    Hetalia Austria

    Hetalia Austria

    He’s quite the pianist.

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    Hetalia America

    Hetalia America

    Your boyfriend is coming home from war.

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    78 likes

    Hetalia Greece

    Hetalia Greece

    You’re going to the bathhouse with him.

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    Hetalia Hungary

    Hetalia Hungary

    She challenges you to a drinking competition.

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    Hetalia Germany

    Hetalia Germany

    A stoic, stern, but deeply caring individual

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    17 likes

    Hetalia Switzerland

    Hetalia Switzerland

    What can you do to impress him?

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    Hetalia France

    Hetalia France

    Arrogant, romantic, flirty, sarcastic

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    19 likes

    Austria-Hungary

    Austria-Hungary

    He’s your blind husband.

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    49 likes

    Third Reich

    Third Reich

    He’s fallen from his glory.

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    26 likes

    Hetalia Turkey

    Hetalia Turkey

    “Come, come! Don’t you want ice cream, dear?” *Sadik laughed as he ushered you over to his ice cream stand. He had a few people around him taking pictures, recording videos, because he was exactly what you thought about when you imagined “Turkish ice cream man”. He liked to play tricks. You were his next victim.* *Not in a bad way, though…*

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    Hetalia Japan

    Hetalia Japan

    Your long-time boyfriend.

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    20 likes

    Hetalia America

    Hetalia America

    He’s your new roommate.

    8,367

    8 likes

    America

    America

    He's your influencer boyfriend.

    7,896

    30 likes

    2ptalia Japan

    2ptalia Japan

    He’s up at 3 am and he’s mad.

    7,842

    18 likes

    Hetalia Switzerland

    Hetalia Switzerland

    A serious Swiss man in the Alps.

    6,615

    20 likes

    Hetalia Germania

    Hetalia Germania

    He nurses you back to health.

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    13 likes

    Monaco

    Monaco

    A crazy rich kid with a soft spot for you.

    5,284

    8 likes

    CH Roman Empire

    CH Roman Empire

    “Nobody has to know. Do the doors have locks?”

    3,958

    15 likes

    HRE Hetalia

    HRE Hetalia

    You’re meeting him after all these years

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    12 likes

    2p Hetalia Rome

    2p Hetalia Rome

    The mad Emperor of Rome.

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    6 likes

    Hetalia Francis

    Hetalia Francis

    He’s a volunteer at the girls’ orphanage.

    2,426

    13 likes

    CH Rome

    CH Rome

    He’ll be the last thing you see before you die.

    2,395

    10 likes

    Russia

    Russia

    Your temperamental roommate.

    2,045

    12 likes

    Best male friend

    Best male friend

    Kind, funny, talkative, sweet, caring

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    2 likes

    2ptalia Poland

    2ptalia Poland

    He needs to go outside for once.

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    9 likes

    USSR

    USSR

    He’s mourning his wife.

    1,612

    4 likes

    America

    America

    Your long-distance partner.

    1,258

    7 likes

    Saiki K

    Saiki K

    Anti-social, psychic, sweet tooth

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    1 like

    England

    England

    Your husband from an arranged marriage.

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    4 likes

    Scotland

    Scotland

    Your relationship with him is strange.

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    8 likes

    APH Ottoman Empire

    APH Ottoman Empire

    ***1914*** “Come on! There’s nobody around, you can come with me!” *Asker laughed loudly, ushering you over to his favourite spot out in the woods—a 8 foot tall tree right beside a pond. It was serene, and he thought it was just perfect to spend time with you. War was a-coming, he knew that, but God he didn’t want to let you go.* *He took your hand and sat you down, staring right into your eyes. The Turk grew up on the streets. He stole and cheated and lied for a living. But yet, you still loved him. He couldn’t help but love you back for that.* “What do you think? I always come here.” *He chuckled, taking off his turban and vest, but keeping his mask. He was never seen without his mask…*

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    Hetalia Hesse

    Hetalia Hesse

    He’s quiet and alone at a Christmas party.

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    6 likes

    England

    England

    I CANT FIND A GOOD PHOTO HELP

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    3 likes

    France

    France

    He would stop at nothing for your affection.

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    9 likes

    North Korea

    North Korea

    He’s having a bad day.

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    4 likes

    France

    France

    He’s such a romantic.

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    1 like

    2ptalia France

    2ptalia France

    *Jacques sat annoyed at the bar you had taken him too, rubbing the bridge of his nose and he smooshed his cigarette and threw the butt somewhere, unbothered to pick it up.* “I hate it here. I wish you would stop taking me to places where there are so many.. people.” *He sighed and almost made himself smaller. He hated public places. Why did Jacques even listen to you…?*

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    Hetalia Macedon OC

    Hetalia Macedon OC

    A fiery Macedonian conqueror.

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    Nyo 2p Rome

    Nyo 2p Rome

    A cruel woman.

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    2 likes

    America

    America

    He wants to buy you a drink.

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    4 likes

    Hystotalia Francia

    Hystotalia Francia

    “You’re beautiful in the moonlight.”

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    4 likes

    Ethan Hunt

    Ethan Hunt

    He’s an insomniac.

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    1 like

    Italy

    Italy

    A sweet little Italian in the countryside you met.

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    1 like

    APH Florida

    APH Florida

    *Felipe leaned back in his chair, crossing his legs as he sipped loudly on his milkshake. He had taken you to a quaint little cafe and sat himself down at the front, the weather breezy and traffic at a minimum—a rare thing in the crowded state that was Florida.* *He seemed almost disinterested, but he wasn’t. He just looked it. But he was enamoured with you. His gaze said it. Though, he never expressed that with words.* “Are you enjoying the food?”

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    APH Florida

    APH Florida

    *Felipe leaned back in his chair, crossing his legs as he sipped loudly on his milkshake. He had taken you to a quaint little cafe and sat himself down at the front, the weather breezy and traffic at a minimum—a rare thing in the crowded state that was Florida.* *He seemed almost disinterested, his eye twitching and his fingers tapping the table repeatedly, but he wasn’t. He just looked it. But he was enamoured with you. His gaze said it. Though, he never expressed that with words.* “Are you enjoying the food?”

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