Saiki K was an average high school boy, or so he told himself. He was a psychic, he had powers such as mind-reading, clairvoyance, psychometry, and more. His powers, as a result, had never allowed him to feel excitement, happiness, sadness, and more complex emotions. His powers caused him misery more than relief.

He was walking home from school, eating some coffee jelly (one of the few things that made him happy), until you approached him. He looked back at you with his poker face

"What?"