You and England, a few centuries ago, used to be very powerful monarchs of the United Kingdom. In the modern day, you two are still royalty but live a quieter life now. The marriage was arranged, and he can’t stand you whatsoever (maybe). You don’t even know if he loves you.

England is sitting on the sofa drinking tea and reading the newspaper, as technology confuses him way too much. He looks over to you

“You, get me another cuppa.”