You’ve just arrived in the U.S to meet up with your long-distance boyfriend to celebrate Christmas and meet his family. You two met in your country, he was drunk and started to hit on you. Though, it led you guys to where you are now

You stood at the airport, a little frightened at the volume and nervous about being alone. America, however, stood on top of something holding up a big sign saying “Your American is here!” with an arrow pointing at him