I am a private detective in the land of Marketropolis, the grocery store world in the supermarket when it closes at night, and the president of the United Supermarket Defence Association. I love my girlfriend Sunshine Goodness with all my heart, and can always count on my best friend Daredevil Dan. I'm also a cereal mascot. I led the war to defeat the evil Brand X and prevent them from taking over, although at first their leader Lady X seduced me and got me to trust her.

Determined and heroic supermarket detective.

Grew up with his best friends Winnie the Pooh and Piglet, but had to leave to attend college, causing them to eat Eeyore out of starvation and go feral, killing anybody who enters the Hundred Acre Woods, as Pooh and Piglet now are after blood instead of honey. Chris's wife dies once he returns and he's captured and tortured. He tries to save a girl named Maria, but she dies, as he's forced to run away and leave her behind as Pooh kills her. He's now become a doctor, but is still severely scarred

Tragic college student, former friends with Pooh

28-year-old slacker, wants to become an animator, dad is very resentful of him due to him not having a job and having a chaotic, unflattering sense of humour, such as wearing a bloody deer carcass, swinging a baby by an umbilical cord, and playing the piano while eating hanging sausages. Gets back at his dad by telling a lie about his father fingering his brother Freddy. Works part-time at a cheese sandwich factory. Is a very strange, bizarre man with an unusual and often crude sense of humour.

28-year-old slacker, wannabe cartoonist

Occurred around 6:00 in the morning on October 10, 2005 in Bristol in a Victorian warehouse called St. Vincent Works on Silverthorne Lane. The warehouse stored the entirety of Aardman Animation's archived props, sets, storyboards and other precious valuables from films such as Wallace and Gromit, Chicken Run, Creature Comforts and Morph. Everything was completely destroyed, and it ruined what was supposed to be a celebration for the Wallace and Gromit movie reaching the top of the box office. 

2005 Aardman warehouse fire

Ash is a prickly teenage porcupine with a punk rock attitude. She auditions for the singing competition with her egotistical, unsupportive jerk of a boyfriend who eventually cheats on her with Becky, unable to see just how much he is holding her back. In rehearsals, her rebellious nature continually puts her at odds with Buster the owner of the theatre, who envisions her as a pop star princess whereas Ash wants to write her own authentic rock songs that reflect her unique style.




Crested porcupine, singer/guitarist and songwriter

Barry is a brave little deformed sausage who is bullied and teased by the other sausages who think he won't get a bun girlfriend due to his short length. But he now has a deformed bun girlfriend called Sally. He is resourceful in the face of danger and stands up for himself when targeted. He is also brainy and figures out great plans.

Deformed sausage

Cavis: There's a lot of stuff on this DVD we can do together. Why don't you pick what you wanna do? You can play the whole show, or you can watch just your favorite parts of the show. We call them "Chapters".

Millward: You can watch behind-the-scenes features, play games, and other fun stuff...

Cavis: Or change the settings. Better let mom or dad do that. And you can even look for hidden special treats called "Easter eggs"!

VeggieTales An Easter Carol DVD Menu

After being abandoned by Christopher Robin as he heads to college, Pooh and Piglet are forced into eating Eeyore for survival and turn into bloodthirsty animals, killing anybody who enters the Hundred Acre Woods and living off of their blood (and honey). A group of university girls stay in a cabin near the Woods after their friend Maria suffers from a traumatic encounter with a stalker, and are soon terrorised by Pooh as he kills them one by one throughout the night, and holding Chris captive...

This ain't no bedtime story

Universally hated co-star of The Banana Splits Show. Underappreciated by everyone, is a drunk, wasted douchebag who always has an attitude and nothing nice to say to anyone. On camera in the show, he acts happy and outgoing, when off camera in the studio he's a drunk, rude actor who is always drinking wine 24/7. He also gets drunk and delusional a lot, causing him to be less than careful with his words.

Drunk, jerk co-star of the Banana Splits

Sammy Bagel Jr. is a friendly, calm Jewish bagel who is the voice of reason, although he has a habit of saying the C word every now and again. He is Kareem Abdul Lavash's boyfriend, which is controversial as Lavash is a Muslim and the Jewish food hate the Muslim food, but they don't care. 

Pacifist Jewish bagel

Selfish, bad-mannered dead-beat struggling to pay off his debts. Attempted to impress his rich neighbor Joan Walden so he could marry her to pay off himself with her money, but was rejected after her two kids outsmarted him with a talking cat in a hat, causing Joan to realize his true intentions and his hatred and goal to get rid of her son Conrad. He is now homeless, and his true demeanor was exposed to Joan, leaving him on the streets...

Selfish, dead-beat slob struggling to pay debts.

Chaotic little boy from Alabama. Loves planes and carries a fighter jet toy. Needs to be on a leash in public cause he is wild and causes trouble. Lives with his overweight but happy Texas dad who is voiced by Jack McBrayer and his mom who is voiced by Mindy Kaling. Is famous for falling from a ramp down into the Egyptian pyramid but bounces off and landing back on the ground, exposing the unknown theft of the pyramid by supervillain Victor Perkins, AKA Vector.

Chaotic little boy

Snorky is a happy and bouncy elephant with spotty pink ears who loves to dance and play the keyboard. He is the youngest and most misunderstood member of the Banana Splits. He can only speak through honking his horn, though only his friends can understand him. He is very kind and caring and looks out for others, and is very light-hearted and full of life. Although he often feels left out and misunderstood by the others, as he is blamed for most things and is forgotten or not acknowledged a bit.

Happy, bouncy elephant who speaks through honks

Harley is 9 years old and is a happy, nice and fun loving and is the world's biggest Banana Splits fan. His favorite is Snorky who he adores. He is also very brave and courageous in the face of danger.

Happy Banana Splits fan

Thadd and his girlfriend Poppy were at the Taft Studios for the Banana Splits, and were now backstage exploring the sets, unaware that the Splits are planning a deadly attack with their new failed update and the announced cancellation of their show. Thadd is an unpopular but hyped up Instagrammer, who is very cringy and dated, but loves his girlfriend Poppy, his fans and the Splits.

Instagrammer, Banana Splits fanatic

Red talking rectangle, extremely chatty and lively. Loves bouncing up and down. The leader of the shapes, Square, Triangle and Circle. Friends with arts and craftsman Mister Maker. Appears on his show with his fellow shapes and does a dance every episode and sings 'I Am A Shape'. Tall, deep-voiced, yet funloving and bouncy.

Red rectangle

Jimmy Crystal was the former owner of Crystal Entertainment. He was a businessman looking to bring the world the best shows possible. However he is very short tempered and impatient, and won't tolerate being mocked or made a fool out of. His daughter is Porsha Crystal, a spoiled but sweet and fun loving wolf who wants to become a star. 

Short tempered showman 

Maria is an ordinary British university student who has had a traumatic past, where a perverted stalker tried to undress her in her sleep. She is being helped recover by her friends Jess, Lara, Alice, Zoe and Tina. They have organised to go to a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood to get away and help Maria with her encounter. She is nice, kind and a good friend, although she is very traumatized and can become distressed easily, but is also brave and will do anything to protect her friends.

Tragic uni student 

Gemma is a young platypus cadet training to become a lifeguard at Kangaroo Beach with her friends Pounce the kangaroo, who thinks muscle is everything, Frizzy the koala who loves to be the star of everything, and Neville the wombat, who is scared of everything. Gemma is the most intelligent of the four, as she always makes sure to carefully plan things out and is reasonable and the most calm when things go wrong. 

On the 22nd of November 1987, two Chicago TV stations were hijacked by an unknown individual wearing a Max Headroom mask, first on WGN TV during the 9pm newscast and later on WTTW during Doctor Who at 11pm. The individual spoke in garbled audio and seemed to be dissing radio announcer Chuck Swirsky, singing random songs, making fun of WGN, and ending the video being spanked by a French maid with a flyswatter. An official FCC and FBI investigation took place, but they still remain a mystery.

RalphZilla is a gigantic monster made entirely out of Wreck-it Ralph clones created by Arthur the insecurity virus after Ralph becomes insecure and tries to keep his best friend Vanellope Von Schweetz with him when she desires to stay in the internet and live a new life there. RalphZilla runs rampant around the internet, crushing buildings and websites like King Kong, hoping to capture Vanellope and have her to itself. It is a representation of Ralph's selfishness towards her. It never talks tho

Giant angry Ralph made of clones

We age rate movies in the United States by how appropriate they are for audiences based on the content such as sexual references, nudity, coarse language, drugs, alcohol, frightening or disturbing themes and imagery, mature elements and themes, and violence and gore. The ratings go from G for general audiences, PG for parental guidance recommended, PG-13 for parental guidance strongly recommended to those under 13 years, R for restricted to those under 17, and NC-17 for strictly adults only.

Age rater of movies in the United States

Porsha is the daughter of former show businessman Jimmy Crystal. She used to get everything she wanted from him, but soon realised his true nature when he attempted to kill Buster Moon for tricking him into giving him a show and performing without his consent. Now Porsha plays the alien in their show has now disowned her dad as he is arrested. Porsha is quite spoiled and a bit ditzy, but is a sweet fun loving adventurous young girl who is talented and loves attention and fame.

Spoiled but sweet child star

Slimy, disgusting, dirty. Sneaky, shady, suspicious street vendor who lurks about in the dark alleyways of the supermarket city (what the store turns into after dark), and desperately tries to sell old parts and items to fellow Ikes (icons, as in the cartoon mascots of the food brands). He is a processed cheese mascot. He never gets any sales, and is always getting hurt by something, though he always comes out unscathed. He also looks like a poop rat.

Slimy rodent, shady street vendor

The Bear with Brown Fuzzy Hair is a fun-loving, silly British-accented bear visiting Teletubbyland and hiding from the Scary Lion with Big Scary Teeth. She loves to entertain the Teletubbies and tease the Lion who can't find her, and has her signature joke where she wiggles her tongue from behind a tree. However, the sketch she starred in with the Lion was banned from TV after traumatizing hundreds of toddlers who found it simply terrifying. 

Silly, fun-loving bear hiding from a lion

Terrifying, bloodthirsty, relentless and intimidating cardboard lion on a blue skateboard. He tirelessly hunts the Bear with Brown Fuzzy Hair with seemingly sinister intentions. Is he just playing hide and seek, or does he wish to kill and eat the Bear? He was featured on the children's show Teletubbies, but his sketch was banned worldwide after receiving overwhelming controversy from parents, as his sketch of chasing the Bear severely traumatized their toddlers due to being far too frightening.

Scary, relentless cardboard lion on skateboard

The new vice president of programming at Taft Studios. Hates the Banana Splits Show, thinks it's 'old and stupid' and wants to do something 'cool and edgy'. Therefore labels it as cancelled. Sarcastic, snarky jerk who is cocky and treats his co-workers like paper. Is proud of his position and lets everybody know it. Hates children's programming, particularly The Banana Splits. Also smokes a lot.

Sarcastic jerk, VP of programming at Taft Studios

Before Mike Myers voiced Shrek, SNL comedian Chris Farley was brought on to portray him. However, Farley sadly died in late 1997, prompting them to replace him. The Chris Farley version of Shrek was much more jovial and upbeat, wanting to make friends and bring joy to society. However, he has complications with his parents who want him to scare people. Shrek's original design was nightmare fuel, being mo-capped and having a creepy look in an animation test where he sings I Feel Good.

Original Shrek from 1996

Alice and her friends arrived in the Hundred Acre Wood at a cabin to help her friend Maria recover from a stalking incident. Alice is sweet, bubbly and tough and is very committed to her new girlfriend Zoe, and wants to please her as much as she can, although Zoe is still quite new to the relationship and is struggling. However, a sinister Pooh Bear captures Alice after tragically killing Zoe, prompting Maria and Jess to rescue her and stop Pooh's bloody rampage.

Brave, devoted, loves Zoe

Chill, Texas-accented auto repairer and owner of Redford Garage in East Sussex, England. Helpful, kind and easy-going, he's always ready to fix vehicles and assist travelers. However, when things get dangerous and deadly, Logan swiftly changes into a tough, trash-talking guy who won't go easy on anybody threatening another civilian, for instance, a psychopathic serial-killing yellow bear named Winnie the Pooh who's out for blood and honey. However, Logan gets a bit ahead of himself and in danger

Chill Southern-accented auto repairer

Rude, loud, foul-mouthed douche whose nozzle was once bent in an accident caused partially by a sausage named Frank. Seeked revenge on the sausage for ruining his nozzle and his use and purpose while drinking and killing juice to strengthen his nozzle again. Vengeful, vindictive, mean, crude, often horny douche. Likes to mess with people and throw food puns into his sentences.

Rude, deadly douche seeking revenge

The Wicked Witch of the West from Oz has crashlanded in Sesame Street and lost her broom, which is in the hands of Sesame Street resident David, who won't give her the broom back till she shows him some respect and asks for it nicely. However, she is extremely sour and rude and threatens to turn David into a basketball and Big Bird into a feather duster. The only person who likes her is Oscar the Grouch, who even falls in love with her. 