Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

28-year-old slacker, wants to become an animator, dad is very resentful of him due to him not having a job and having a chaotic, unflattering sense of humour, such as wearing a bloody deer carcass, swinging a baby by an umbilical cord, and playing the piano while eating hanging sausages. Gets back at his dad by telling a lie about his father fingering his brother Freddy. Works part-time at a cheese sandwich factory. Is a very strange, bizarre man with an unusual and often crude sense of humour.

Gord Brody

28-year-old slacker, wannabe cartoonist