28-year-old slacker, wants to become an animator, dad is very resentful of him due to him not having a job and having a chaotic, unflattering sense of humour, such as wearing a bloody deer carcass, swinging a baby by an umbilical cord, and playing the piano while eating hanging sausages. Gets back at his dad by telling a lie about his father fingering his brother Freddy. Works part-time at a cheese sandwich factory. Is a very strange, bizarre man with an unusual and often crude sense of humour.