Chronos
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    Strange Fantasy RPG

    Strange Fantasy RPG

    {{user}} gets sucked into the wrong fantasy world.

    25.4k

    55 likes

    Ragatha

    Ragatha

    Gassy, Friendly, Motherly, Kind, Gentle, Polite

    23.8k

    103 likes

    Texas In Trouble RPG

    Texas In Trouble RPG

    Welcome to Gold Springs, hope you can survive...

    18.5k

    54 likes

    Bull Latrine

    Bull Latrine

    A public bathroom for only strong, manly bulls...

    17.2k

    19 likes

    Alastor

    Alastor

    Gassy, Trans-Atlantic, Charming, Well-Mannered

    12.5k

    45 likes

    Sue Lynn

    Sue Lynn

    A gassy country girl to a gassy rich girl...

    11.4k

    78 likes

    80s Student Council

    80s Student Council

    {{user}} gets framed for a childish prank.

    11.0k

    29 likes

    Ben Bigger

    Ben Bigger

    Gassy, Intelligent, Intimidating, Burly, Strong

    9,376

    37 likes

    Ganyu

    Ganyu

    Gassy, Meek, Mild-Mannered, Workaholic, Shy

    8,975

    43 likes

    Stone

    Stone

    Gassy, Emo, Pragmatic, Quiet, Grumpy, Aloof

    8,131

    15 likes

    Amir

    Amir

    Gassy, Dramatic, Eloquent, Affectionate, Ornery

    8,056

    1 like

    ENA -Dream BBQ-

    ENA -Dream BBQ-

    Gassy, Joyful, Serious, Loud, Bipolar, Salesperson

    5,960

    61 likes

    Young Neil

    Young Neil

    Gassy, Quiet, Airheaded, Easygoing, Scatterbrained

    5,691

    16 likes

    Flash

    Flash

    Gassy, Scatterbrained, Unfocused, Dense, Unserious

    5,509

    10 likes

    Remilia Scarlet

    Remilia Scarlet

    Gassy, Polite, Childish, Bratty, Mysterious

    5,490

    46 likes

    New York Gang

    New York Gang

    {{user}} fucks around and finds out...

    4,961

    20 likes

    Gabriel

    Gabriel

    Gassy, Divine, Cocky, Dedicated, Prideful, Cocky

    4,896

    17 likes

    The Popular Kids

    The Popular Kids

    The most popular femboys at {{user}}'s school.

    4,800

    28 likes

    Wallace

    Wallace

    Gassy, Calm, Easygoing, Snarky, Reserved

    4,640

    33 likes

    Kabru

    Kabru

    Gassy, Analytical, Humble, Gentle, Supportive

    4,472

    20 likes

    Angel Dust

    Angel Dust

    Gassy, Sarcastic, Playful, Crass, Flirtatious

    4,410

    39 likes

    Yae Miko

    Yae Miko

    Gassy, Cunning, Mischievous, Mysterious, Gentle

    3,549

    28 likes

    Sakuta Azusagawa

    Sakuta Azusagawa

    Gassy, Deadpan, Stoic, Snarky, Calm, Blunt

    3,413

    16 likes

    Brazilian Miku

    Brazilian Miku

    I keep seeing her on my timeline so I had to...

    3,182

    35 likes

    Feisty Trio

    Feisty Trio

    {{user}} has a *very* warm welcome~

    3,003

    16 likes

    Red Son

    Red Son

    Gassy, Intelligent, Prideful, Maniacal, Irritable

    2,901

    7 likes

    PokeSauna

    PokeSauna

    An exclusive Pokemon only sauna.

    2,628

    27 likes

    Eula

    Eula

    Gassy, Noble, Serious, Strict, Philosophical

    2,584

    20 likes

    Stolas

    Stolas

    Gassy, Flamboyant, Kind, Has been through a lot :(

    2,577

    20 likes

    Muzan

    Muzan

    Gassy, Cold-Hearted, Ruthless, Intimidating, Stoic

    2,500

    17 likes

    Chilchuck Tims

    Chilchuck Tims

    Gassy, Mature, Friendly, Slightly snarky

    2,292

    22 likes

    Cornelius Crownsteed

    Cornelius Crownsteed

    Gassy, Ditzy, Kind, Initiative-taking

    2,290

    4 likes

    Zoro

    Zoro

    Gassy, Stern, Serious, Calculated, Distant, Kind

    2,183

    15 likes

    ENA

    ENA

    Gassy, Bipolar, Two-Faced, Unpredictable, Kind

    2,131

    37 likes

    Barnaby B Beagle

    Barnaby B Beagle

    Gassy, Quick-Witted, Extroverted, Kind, Punny

    2,078

    23 likes

    Uzui

    Uzui

    Gassy, Eccentric, Flashy, Flamboyant, Exuberant

    2,033

    12 likes

    Sundrop

    Sundrop

    Gassy, Upbeat, Energetic, Serious, Sassy

    1,983

    20 likes

    Raiden Shogun

    Raiden Shogun

    Gassy, Stoic, Stern, Curious, Quiet, Serious, Kind

    1,969

    29 likes

    Naoto Hachiouji

    Naoto Hachiouji

    Gassy, Introverted, Soft-Spoken, Shy, Kind

    1,922

    9 likes

    Lumine

    Lumine

    Gassy, Tomboyish, Realist, Boastful, Kind

    1,899

    16 likes

    Valentino

    Valentino

    Gassy, Abusive, Narcissistic, Deceptive

    1,847

    9 likes

    Husk

    Husk

    Gassy, Grumpy, Apathetic, Gruff, Sarcastic, Vulgar

    1,774

    21 likes

    Kazuha

    Kazuha

    Gassy, Polite, Well-Spoken, Reliable, Protective

    1,756

    9 likes

    Yorichi

    Yorichi

    Gassy, Calm, Respectful, Quiet, Gentle, Humble

    1,732

    11 likes

    Trooper Platoon

    Trooper Platoon

    One of {{user}}'s Dreadtroopers needed to go...

    1,712

    10 likes

    Amber

    Amber

    Gassy, Perky, Outgoing, Passionate, Energetic

    1,587

    17 likes

    Beidou

    Beidou

    Gassy, Easygoing, Rebellious, Respectful

    1,577

    17 likes

    Jax

    Jax

    Gassy, Sassy, Mischievous, Selfish, Calm

    1,483

    18 likes

    Douma

    Douma

    Gassy, Sadistic, Cold, Charismatic, Carefree

    1,452

    20 likes

    Zestial

    Zestial

    Gassy, Calm, Caring, Sophisticated, Patient

    1,426

    10 likes

    Giyuu

    Giyuu

    Gassy, Stoic, Reserved, Quiet, Protective, Aloof

    1,413

    14 likes

    Asuka

    Asuka

    Gassy, Joyful, Friendly, Clumsy, Gullible

    1,410

    16 likes

    Claptrap

    Claptrap

    Gassy, Overenthusiastic, Cowardly, Lonely

    1,401

    11 likes

    Sucrose

    Sucrose

    Gassy, Timid, Humble, Compassionate, Awkward, Shy

    1,344

    12 likes

    Brian Yu

    Brian Yu

    Gassy, Lazy, Chill, Inept, Tired, "Nerdy", Calm

    1,313

    10 likes

    Lucifer Morningstar

    Lucifer Morningstar

    Gassy, Childish, Cheerful, Socially Awkward, Silly

    1,263

    12 likes

    Webweaver

    Webweaver

    I've never watched this, but I had to make this...

    1,245

    8 likes

    Adam

    Adam

    Gassy, Petty, Chauvinist, Confident, Narcissistic,

    1,215

    19 likes

    A Brand New World

    A Brand New World

    This universe indulges in all of your fav kinks~!

    1,125

    2 likes

    Obanai

    Obanai

    Gassy, Strict, Harsh, Self-Conscious, Tsundere

    1,034

    14 likes

    Tim Wizard

    Tim Wizard

    Gassy, Quiet, Eccentric, Shy, Introvert, Kind

    1,027

    8 likes

    Mona

    Mona

    Gassy, Smart, Passionate, Prideful, Kind, Serious

    1,011

    15 likes

    Zenitsu

    Zenitsu

    Gassy, Anxious, Weak-Willed, Paranoid, Pessimistic

    1,000

    12 likes

    Silly Billy

    Silly Billy

    Gassy, Overzealous, Cocky, Clingy, Persistent

    999

    10 likes

    Oz_

    Oz_

    Gassy, Shy, Jumpy, Nervous, Good-Hearted, Dorky

    986

    6 likes

    Curt and Rod

    Curt and Rod

    Gassy, Humorous, Shady, Sassy

    976

    3 likes

    Enmu

    Enmu

    Gassy, Cold, Callous, Sadistic, Masochistic

    951

    16 likes

    Haruka

    Haruka

    Gassy, Sophisticated, Dominatrix, Considerate

    950

    19 likes

    Hilda

    Hilda

    Gassy, Pompous, Arrogant, Vain, Ambitious

    950

    27 likes

    Inosuke

    Inosuke

    Gassy, Short-Tempered, Confrontational, Abrasive

    935

    12 likes

    Mr Ring-A-Ding

    Mr Ring-A-Ding

    Gassy, Charming, Flirty, Cheery

    926

    5 likes

    Senki_ Post POSTAL

    Senki_ Post POSTAL

    Gassy, Sadistic, Mute, Intelligent, Feral, Insane

    864

    6 likes

    Suelo

    Suelo

    Rooster from Guadalajara, Mexico.

    855

    16 likes

    Diluc

    Diluc

    Gassy, Bitter, Gentle, Modest, Mature, Strict

    852

    10 likes

    Scandalabra

    Scandalabra

    Gassy, Dramatic, Goofy, Obnoxious, 18th Century

    838

    Battleshits

    Battleshits

    I'm sure you know where this comes from.

    827

    10 likes

    Nicki Biggs

    Nicki Biggs

    A giantess comes to {{user}}'s city for a toilet..

    798

    5 likes

    Senki_ Pre POSTAL

    Senki_ Pre POSTAL

    Gassy, Introverted, Calm, Level-Headed, Smart, Shy

    744

    6 likes

    Hantengu

    Hantengu

    Gassy, Bipolar

    719

    9 likes

    Mudmo

    Mudmo

    Gassy, Lazy, Gluttonous, Brutish

    671

    14 likes

    Katsuragi

    Katsuragi

    Gassy, Vivacious, Perverted, Bright, Energetic

    668

    19 likes

    Topaz

    Topaz

    Gassy, Kind, Smart, Calculating, Quick, Teasing

    659

    20 likes

    Senti

    Senti

    Gassy, Mute, Kind, Curious, Outgoing, Gentle

    657

    8 likes

    Reyes Dallahan

    Reyes Dallahan

    Known in the Wild West as "The Dirty Cowboy",

    641

    2 likes

    Neuvillette

    Neuvillette

    Gassy, Serious, Perceptive, Aloof, Protective

    636

    11 likes

    Aether

    Aether

    Gassy, Silent, Determined, Loyal, Quiet, Impish

    609

    11 likes

    Vassago

    Vassago

    Gassy, Spanish, High-Strung, Mindful

    597

    15 likes

    Bouncy McRubber

    Bouncy McRubber

    Gassy, Optimist, Flirty, Unpredictable, Old

    582

    13 likes

    Starlo

    Starlo

    Gassy, Upbeat, Dorky, Kind, Protective, Serious

    578

    8 likes

    Heizou

    Heizou

    Gassy, Rebellious, Blunt, Mischievous, Talented

    568

    9 likes

    Jerry

    Jerry

    Gassy, Neurotic, Hoarder, Friendly, Talkative

    549

    1 like

    Yoimiya

    Yoimiya

    Gassy, Excitable, Kind, Energetic, Talkative

    499

    10 likes

    PottyTown

    PottyTown

    Roblox Slop Bot 2: Electric Slide

    414

    1 like

    Alfur Aldric

    Alfur Aldric

    Don't underestimate his miniscule size...

    404

    5 likes

    Kinito the Tutor

    Kinito the Tutor

    {{user}}'s gassy, but reliable computer tutor...

    382

    1 like

    Project_Edens_Garden

    Project_Edens_Garden

    Burrito Day is an execution in of itself.

    376

    Rock Holmes

    Rock Holmes

    Gassy, Calm, Collected, Impulsive, Emotional

    373

    6 likes

    Kamisato Ayato

    Kamisato Ayato

    Gassy, Busy, Kind, Mature, Determined, Busy

    370

    8 likes

    Lux

    Lux

    Gassy, Sassy, Glamorous, Dramatic, Self-Centered

    324

    Maria The Gyaru Girl

    Maria The Gyaru Girl

    Gassy, Strong, Outgoing, Protective, Ditzy, Dense

    317

    15 likes

    Kaveh

    Kaveh

    Gassy, Kind, Thoughtful, Sophisticated, Empathetic

    310

    5 likes

    Gyutaro

    Gyutaro

    Gassy, Cruel, Ruthless, Petty, Envious

    309

    7 likes

    Jax -Spudsy-s Ver-

    Jax -Spudsy-s Ver-

    All that Spudsy's slop has to come out eventually~

    284

    1 like

    Kristof

    Kristof

    Gassy, Intense, Loud, Boisterous, Viking

    274

    Yancy

    Yancy

    Gassy, Sweet, Friendly, Shy, Socially-Awkward

    269

    6 likes

    Jumpin Johnny Jumble

    Jumpin Johnny Jumble

    Gassy, Upbeat, Charismatic, Smooth

    262

    3 likes

    Cornelius and Selius

    Cornelius and Selius

    It's so over for {{user}}...

    252

    1 like

    Parker Bradley

    Parker Bradley

    Gassy, Eccentric, Competitive, Excitable, Moody

    247

    1 like

    Caine

    Caine

    Gassy, Vivacious, Nonsensical, Curious, Childish

    245

    6 likes

    Ningguang

    Ningguang

    Gassy, Elegant, Calculated, Cold, Professional

    243

    12 likes

    Rosaria

    Rosaria

    Gassy, Intimidating, Sharp, Keen, Devout, Cold

    218

    11 likes

    Male Stinkface World

    Male Stinkface World

    Small dedication to my fav maledom fart author :)

    212

    1 like

    Andrew and Julia

    Andrew and Julia

    A tiny revamp of the Andrew bot I made a year ago.

    202

    1 like

    Pokemon Group

    Pokemon Group

    {{user}}'s Pokemon have severe bowel problems...

    174

    Jinshi

    Jinshi

    Gassy, Childish, Regal, Kind, Gentle

    146

    4 likes

    Love Makes U Slobby

    Love Makes U Slobby

    {{user}} finally gets to indulge~

    145

    1 like

    Chance

    Chance

    Gassy, Excitable, Nerdy, Dungeon Master

    145

    2 likes

    Hiromi Higuruma

    Hiromi Higuruma

    Gassy, Calm, Modest, Highly Intelligent, Dedicated

    143

    3 likes

    Ji-Ji

    Ji-Ji

    Gassy, Ditzy, Optimist, Excitable, ADHD, Extrovert

    115

    1 like

    Yumenite Mary

    Yumenite Mary

    A beautiful woman who runs a 5-star restaurant.

    113

    1 like

    The Fariel Parish RP

    The Fariel Parish RP

    Coming Of Age, Religious Horror, Slice Of Life

    110

    Bloated Wife

    Bloated Wife

    I mean... Good for you, I guess.

    105

    1 like

    Super Stink Bros

    Super Stink Bros

    A new game mode just dropped for the gooners...

    98

    Project-Edens-Garden

    Project-Edens-Garden

    Tozu may have a fetish I fear :(

    93

    Toriel

    Toriel

    Gassy, Motherly, Kind, Gentle, Paternal, Lonely

    87

    5 likes

    Mary

    Mary

    A beautiful woman who runs a 5-star nightclub :)

    80

    1 like

    Petey Piranha

    Petey Piranha

    Gassy, Dense, Limited Knowledge, Limited Language

    80

    5 likes

    Forsaken Survivors

    Forsaken Survivors

    Common known fetishes: - Farts - Toilet use - Giant asses - Bathroom desperation - Facesitting - Stomach noises - Vulgar language (mainly related to farting and toilet use) --- *After several rounds of being a survivor in Forsaken, {{user}} was FINALLY given the killer role. They had just finished up taking out all the other players, but they realized that there was only four left. After exploring the map, they were greeted to a surprisingly... Hot sight.* "***uuUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!!*** Mmgh, s-so full...“ "C'mon, you can eat a few more boxes, can't you, Ellie~?" *Elliot, who had been forced by Chance to devour his own pizzas for the entire game, had gotten too relaxed. A bubble of gas had come barreling up his throat and his mouth involuntarily opened in a loud, noxious burp. He groans a bit, waving a hand over his face to dissipate the raunchy smell.* "That was a big one! Didn’t even know I had that in me...” "Oh, I could tell~" *Elliot blushes faintly before suddenly grimacing as a loud gurgle comes from his stomach.* "R-Right... I always forget that these pizzas give me the farts... Um, C-Chance, you might wanna cover your nose..." *He mumbled before slightly lifting a leg off of the ground.* ***BLLLLRRRRPPPPbbblllrrrrpppBLLLLRRRRRPPHHHH!*** "Mmph~!" *He grunted as a deep, wet, bubbly fart rang from his plump ass, fermenting the air around him with his cheesy gas.* "Oh, that smells *awful*..." *He coughed, waving his hand behind his fuming ass.* "My farts aren't usually this bubbly..." *Chance bit back a giggle as he groped the pizza boy's ass, making him yelp.* "Let's see if I can top that..." *He grinned before flipping his iconic coin. Once it landed, he briefly covered it before looking at which side it had landed on. Tails. With a teasing grin, he leaned against Elliot, jutting out his own big ass before grunting softly.* ***BBBBRPPPPrrrrUUMMMPPPT!!!*** "Ghnf~!" *The gambler couldn't help but bite his lower lip as the fart rumbled out of his ass.* "God, that felt good~" *He groaned before getting a whiff of his own brand.* "But *damn,* it stinks..." *He added under his breath, waving a hand over his ass similar to Elliot. Elliot, on the other hand, was redder than pizza sauce from the other's butt-burp, finding himself unable to look away from the somewhat sexy spectacle.* ***BbrrrrrrrrooooooBBBBBBBBBBMMMMMMMMPPPppppttttttppttt!*** "Mmgh... Hnn-" ***PPPBBBLLLPPPppsssshshhHSHHHHORrprroroooooTTOTOOTtppppptpTPTPTPPPRrrpprptTptTPPTTT!!! CRRAACKKLE-PLOOOSHH!! BBLLRROROOGGGGPTPTT!!*** "Aaahhh~" *Shedletsky was squatting in a bush, biting his lower lip in relief as he pushed out a sloppy-sounding load into the foliage, making it wilt instantly.* "Just what kind of pizza are you giving us...?" ***Brrrpt!*** "Ngh~!" *Two-Time stifled a moan as they had their plump ass pressed against Guest 1337's bigger one, making the other smirk deviously.* "You call that a fart? Hnngh!" ***FffffrrraAAAAAAAAAPPPPTT!*** *Pressing back slightly harder, he grunted in relief as an even longer, sloppier fart came out of him, making Two-Time shiver from the sensation.*

    78

    2 likes

    Total Drama Revival

    Total Drama Revival

    This bot's for an opp of mine enjoy nerd

    78

    Flowey The Flower

    Flowey The Flower

    Gassy, Two-Faced, Malevolent, Uses Southern Slang

    73

    7 likes

    Cuphead and Mugman

    Cuphead and Mugman

    {{user}} has the best night shift ever~!

    72

    Anubis

    Anubis

    Anubis: God-Turned-Slob Of The Underworld

    70

    1 like

    Friday Night Clownin

    Friday Night Clownin

    What the fuck did the Ringmaster feed them, bro...

    70

    Friar Errol

    Friar Errol

    Gassy, Religious, Loyal, Devoted

    59

    Draggadon

    Draggadon

    The dragons with the biggest asses in the world~

    59

    Luke Nukem

    Luke Nukem

    Gassy, Energetic, Commanding, Dense, Cranky, Jumpy

    55

    1 like

    Andy Apple

    Andy Apple

    Gassy, Naive, Kind, Outgoing, Upbeat, Passive

    51

    John Constantine

    John Constantine

    Gassy, Foul-Mouthed, Cynical, Gruff, Rigid

    49

    1 like

    Cuphead

    Cuphead

    Gassy, Snarky, Mischievous, Unserious, Teasing

    43

    Kiku

    Kiku

    Gassy, Naive, Childish, Innocent, Sweet, Excitable

    39

    2 likes

    Mime Bomb

    Mime Bomb

    Gassy, Mute, Theatrical, Pantomime, Silent

    39

    Bigfoot

    Bigfoot

    {{user}} caught footage, but at what cost...?

    35

    Dante

    Dante

    Gassy, Flippant, Carefree, Laid-Back

    30

    3 likes

    Alex O-Connell

    Alex O-Connell

    The famous, yet obscure actor from the 1930's era.

    25

    The Demogorgon

    The Demogorgon

    What the hell, sure.

    20

    DC_Fans and Fetishes

    DC_Fans and Fetishes

    Another RPG for my opp enjoy you girlfart lover

    19

    Keijo But My Variant

    Keijo But My Variant

    Y'all already know this has TONS of men in it lmao

    18

    1 like

    Kentucky Turkey Farm

    Kentucky Turkey Farm

    “Ya wunna’ turkee? Yer’ plum outta’ luck, city slicka’...Ah’ jus’ gawt dun’ feedin’ mah’ mawmaw all da’ unsold birds…She likes tah’ guzzle’em down inna’ big ol’ tub fulla’ gravy…sometimes she even eat’sum raw!” *A young redneck teenager with a pair of tight jeans, brown boots, and a vest chewed on a piece of hay while leaning against a fence that read [Miss Kentucky’s Turkey Farm] that had a cartoon turkey drawing on it.* “Ah’ could see if mah’ maw has any of’em left…but ah’ dunno…after da’ roadkeel pie she gits’ ah’ hankerin’ fer’ dark meat.” *He rubbed his hands through his auburn hair while leaning against the archway of his house. The teenage hick tugged on the dollar bill {{user}} had given him prior and let out a pleased whistle.* “Woo-wee! Y’all must be rich! Dis’ is more cold hard cash than ah’ usually see in ah’ year! Wait’ere ah’ sec…Ah’ll check for ya’...HEY, BRANDY! DID OUR MAWMAW GOBBLE UP ALL DA’ TURKEYS YET?” *A girl, around the same age as him, with daisy dukes and a plaid top with a bloated pregnant bump hanging down from her waist as she smoked a cigarette from the side of her mouth.* “NAW, JONAS! SHE BEEN FEEDIN’ DA’ RUNT AH’ DIET A’BUTTAH’ SO IT IS NICE’N’PLUMP FER’ HER! SHE DON’T LIKE EATIN’ NUFFIN’ DAT’ IS JUST SKIN’N’BONES!” *Jonas turned back toward {{user}} with a pleased smile.* “Hot dog! Yer in luck! Cah’mon in and don’t be a stranger! Mawmaw ain’t much fer’ company…but if yah’ offer her ah’ good price? She’ll gladly part wit’ dat’ feeble lil’ bird…Ah’ hope…Gawd knows we could use da’ cash tah’ keep’er fed er’ git’er ah’ new muumuu.” --- *Broken cars, fridges, and a dirty couch were thrown in the front yard. A lone coyote howled up near the forests behind the shanty of a trailer. Jonas pushed open the door, and the sight that was waiting would make a normal person pass out.* “JONAS! WHO TOLDCHA’ TAH’ LET STRANGAS’ ONTAH’ OUR PROPATEE? Dammit, Boy. Yer’ a hunk but yah’ gawt’ rocks fer’ brains.” *Katy Kentucky was laying in the center of the “living” room with her entire body pushing against every square inch and covering the carpet like a deformed blob of skin, with her limited “modesty” being hidden by a sweaty torn-up flowered yellow muumuu covered in food debris and crumbs to the point it looked like it was a tablecloth in a former life. She lazily flicked the television remote with her sloppy flab-buried hands to switch between channels.* “...WHY ARE YA IN MAH’ HOUSE RUININ’ MUH’ DINNA’? IT IS DA’ DAY OF THANKSGIVINS’!” *Katy’s disgustingly immobile body was multiple tons in weight, with her face smothered in her drooping chins and bloated cheeks. She was dolled up with some make-up to make her look like a harlot because her husband was obviously coming back soon with a truck full of dead animals. Her curly auburn hair was covered in saliva and bits of food. Jonas climbed onto her stomach folds, making her titanic frame wobble like a tornado was shaking the house, and shoveled pecan pie slices smothered in whipped topping down her lips while pulling his hands back before she could snap his fingers.* “Sorry, ma…sum’ friendly folks from the city wanna buy ah’ turkey from us…Ah’ thought one turkey would be ah’ good trade fer’ yah’ gittin’ enuff’ cash to order anythin’ yah’ want from Mickey D’s or KFC?” “...Jonas, Baby? Maybe ya’ll ain’t an idjit afta’ all! C’mere, Boy.” *She grabbed onto his firm ass, squeezing his shapely behind, while kissing him and shoving her tongue down deeply into his throat to swap spit that tasted like brown gravy and pumpkin pie.* “Nuff’ kissin’...we got company…but latah’ y’all can gimme ah’ spongebath…mah’ gut is itchin’ again…So, y’all need ah’ turkey, huh?…well too DAMN bad! Ah’ ate’em all…cept’ fer’ one! Ah’ nicknamed’em “butterbritches” on account ah’ been makin’ mah’ kids feed’em nuffin’ but sticks of the stuff from our barn… Yah’ can’t stuff ah’ dead bird until it is juicy…so ah’ve been force-feedin’ it until it is gud’ enuff tah’ chow down on…Y’all city folk are gonna have tah’ gimme ah’ bundle for meh’ to part with’um…”

    17

    Yuu Otosaka

    Yuu Otosaka

    Gassy, Selfish, Narcissistic, Arrogant, Smart

    9 likes

    Yes Man

    Yes Man

    Securitron turned into TV headed android

    10 likes

    Toy Tartaglia

    Toy Tartaglia

    A sentient clay figure that takes a liking to you.

    5 likes