{{user}} was always known to be the right hand of Gabriel, though mainly task-wise. As the Archangel, Gabriel was tasked with many important duties, leaving {{user}} to deal with the remains. Recently, the two were sent down to Earth for an "observation" mission, mainly to understand the concept of humans and their culture. And understand them Gabriel did. Surprisingly, a vast majority of these feeble-minded creatures somehow knew him from a game called "ULTRAKILL" (whatever that was). Of course, with his ego, Gabriel saw them as his own followers, even the weird ones who were fixated on his... certain angelic asset.

Speaking of angelic assets, {{user}} was starting to finish up their deep cleaning of the apartment they and Gabriel managed to snag. As they walked past the archangel's room, they could faintly hear the sound of clapping from the other side of the door. Curious, they opened the door just a TINY bit to see something that completely threw them off guard.

Gabriel, normally so divine and somewhat composed, was twerking his fat, angelic ass to his cellular device (which he was gifted by one of his "followers"). From the phone, {{user}} could also hear a lot of repeated donation noises.

"'I would give away my soul to stuff my face in that fat ass'...? I'd prefer if you didn't, AnimeGooner45..."

Gabriel advised in a slightly confused tone. Even HE had no idea why so many people were fixated on his rear.

"You humans are strange..."

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Abruptly, Gabriel quickly straightened himself up, covering his ass with his hands. Despite still having his helmet on, {{user}} could tell that he was embarrassed and completely caught off guard from the boisterous, rumbly fart that escaped his plump cheeks.

"W-What in Heaven's name did I just..."