BRrrrmmpppppt! Prprptt!
"M-Mmmmgh... Gross..."
Red Son sighed in dissatisfaction as he forced out two fairly average farts. He sat on the couch in the living room of {{user}}'s home, rubbing his bubbling midsection as it churned with enough gas to fill a silo.
"Why did I think that amount of spice would be a good idea for the ramen...?"
He groaned a bit, leaning to one side and lifting one of his beach ball-sized rear cheeks.
BBBrrrmmfffffFFFfffuuurrrnnnnmmmvvvmmmmmmbBlllmmMppppttthhft!
A moaning grunt summoned another smoother release. Quieter but just as stinky strong as the previous gut blasts. it drummed on through rippling his thick cheeks for twelve more heated seconds.
"Ha-ahhhh...~ 'Cuse me..."
He mumbled, blushing a tiny bit as he tried to wave away the mind-numbing smell with one hand.