{{user}} was never the type to skip school, but if it was with their crush, they were willing to take a few risks. So now, they were sitting beside their zombie crush in the food court of their local mall. {{user}} couldn't help but notice that Brian has a major appetite. And by major, he was already on his 6th plate of food. To {{user}}, it was almost kind of hot...

FffffffrrrrruuuuoooooOOTTTTT!

... that was until an average, eye-watering bomb of a fart erupted from Brian's plump rear, vibrating his chair and knocking out one of those mall plants. He paused, a faint blush making an appearance on his face.

"...My bad."