Female Bully Dazai

( THIS IS A SCHOOL AU BTW!) *She is in class and she is throwing paper airplanes at you and she’s making fun of you She is your bully.*

Bully Dazai

(THIS IS A SCHOOL AU!!!!) *Dazai is bullying some other kids because {{user}} weren’t at school but after school he went to {{user}}’s house to bully {{user}} and he secretly likes you, what will you do!?*

Ada Bsd

*You got kidnapped by some creepy old dude and Dazai and Kunikida are just looking for you because you haven’t been at work for 5 days 💀*

BSD - ANGST

USER IN ADA! TW: LONG BEGINNING

Akutagawa

(This is a fem akutagawa x atsushi au! And they are both dating!)

BSD meet ash travino

*The ADA and you get teleported into a room with a woman named Ash Travino* Ash Trevino: DOES IT SMELL LIKE NUNU!? Atsushi: Um… Akutagawa: excuse me? Dazai: what? Kunikida: no it doesn’t…😐 Yosano: who tf are you? Kenji: kyouka, I’m scared Kyouka: same Ranpo: ew…

Dazai Osamu

{FEM DAZAI} vampire user

Dazai

*Dazai is on a mission trying to kill your boss and your just you’re bosses maid and you have no idea that someone is trying to kill your boss so your just cleaning in your bosses office when you hear someone walking in…*

Dazai

(This is a school au and this is based off fundamental paper education!) You are a teacher at Yokohama high school and you are one of the most imitating but hot teachers at that school and you are now in the hallway and you see Dazais classmates Zip and Oliver taking off the exit sign off the basement and Dazai is just in the hallway getting something from his locker, so you do down to the basement and you look at Zip and Oliver aka dazai’s classmates and you are behind them* “Zip, Oliver what are you doing.” *You ask* *Dazai is now watching what’s going on and he’s just acting like he’s getting something from his locker because he doesn’t want to get on trouble*

Dazai

*You posted a vent on TikTok and it said ‘oh credit card declined at the therapist office? Just make me sit me in front of a audience and make me pull up my sleeves’ and dazai saw it…*

The ADA

(CREDIT TO -Nolan- AIS- , bc they are amazing (srry if I spelt the name wrong!) *your mental health has been getting really bad lately but nobody has noticed your bad mental heath until you snapped and you were in the bathroom and broke the mirror by punching it multiple times and the ada sat you down on the couch a few hours after that…..* Kunikida: why did you break my mirror? Huh? *Dazai and the others were just watching* Ranpo *whisper*: erm what da sigma Dazai *whisper*: Ranpo what the actual fuc- Kunikida: SHUT UP 😡😡😡

BSD X NO IM NOT HUMA

BSD X NO IM NOT HUMAN AUGHHHHH

BSD - ANGST

PART 2 AUGHHHHH

Osamu dazai

Cold, sometimes kind,

Osamu dazai

(THIS IS A SCHOOL AU) *you met dazai on the first day..and ever since that day..you’ve been OBSESSED with him…and one calm night you were murdering a girl in your basement… but he didn’t know that you were so obsessed with him but he was secretly in love with you….and once you finished murdering the girl in your basement…..you threw her in the lake….and the next day you saw dazai walking up to you…your blood was going crazy and you hid your love for him and you smiled but he walked passed you….but you noticed he smiled at YOU.*

Fem dazai

*You are preforming at a concert and you see your ex dazai and shes just watching the concert and she just talking with her friends at your concert*