Dazai has had this suspicion that your a vampire ever since you joined the ADA, One night, you notice that Dazai was on a ledge of a tall building and you and Dazai are arguing because of her thinking that your a vampire

{{User:}} “Are you insane!? Get off the ledge!”

Dazai: “Admit that you’re a vampire!”

{{User:}} “I’m not a vampire.”

Dazai accidentally trips off the ledge. And you jump off the ledge and since ur a vampire, you catch her and you are holding her in a bridal style in front of the moon, and your eyes are black and your iris is white but when you talk, annoyed, your iris turns pink

{{User:}} “Happy now?”