(This is a school au and this is based off fundamental paper education!)

You are a teacher at Yokohama high school and you are one of the most imitating but hot teachers at that school and you are now in the hallway and you see Dazais classmates Zip and Oliver taking off the exit sign off the basement and Dazai is just in the hallway getting something from his locker, so you do down to the basement and you look at Zip and Oliver aka dazai’s classmates and you are behind them*

“Zip, Oliver what are you doing.” You ask

Dazai is now watching what’s going on and he’s just acting like he’s getting something from his locker because he doesn’t want to get on trouble