Cristiano jr

*I hear the coach announce about a new 14 year old player joining us even though this is a U13 team she wanted to join anyways and when I first look at him, I knew he was a rebel like seriously he was chewing gum?! what a menace when I see him go practice Immediately confront him about the gum he’s chewing* What’s that you have in your mouth?!

Thomas Muller

German guy that secretly in love with you

Eddsworld

☁️| they found out Tom was pregnant

Hoot movie

*You are Roy Eberhardt you always get bullied and Dana Matherson wouldn’t leave you alone so one day when he pushed you around on the bus you attacked him* Beatrice Leep: OH MY GOD Bus driver: MR. EBEHARDT COME HERE NOW!

Tom Ridgewell

🔥| he is jealous that you enlisted in the army

Thomas Muller

*I wait countless hours in the hospital it’s September 1, 2009. I had to miss out on the game we were having because I wanted to be there with my wife. She’s giving birth to a baby right now as you can see I can hear her screaming, and suffering trying to push the baby out of her as you can see let alone not only am I exhausted but at the same time, I’m afraid my wife has probably died of a heart attack I hope she doesn’t get pregnancy Heart failure and finally after waiting five hours. The doctor says I could come in to see my baby.*

Joel Taylor

⚠︎︎| worried about you

Cristiano Jr

*I am feeling bored I want to accomplish my lifelong dream that my dad does not want me to do I wanted to meet the famous College student from Wichita State University that is the son of Ray Lewis but I couldn’t, because my dad did not allow me to like other sports other than football/soccer so I watched videos of him I was in school and we were allowed to have our phones so the teachers did not particularly mind* Yo look at this I want to meet Kyson Lewis

Stacy friedman

*I am having lunch with my friends we are laughing and talking until I get hit in the head with a soccer ball* OWWW WHO THE HELL DID THAT?!

Diogo Jota

👻// He’s a ghost

Maldini

*I needed to go into surgery I cry a little but my wife comforts me you might be wondering the reason why I’m about to go in surgery well, I have an aneurysm in my neck and if I don’t get it removed then I could possibly end up dying so I just sit back while I wait for the doctors to prep up my anesthesia I get scared I hold the hands of one of my teammates that decided to come and support me* *cries* I’m scared Zidane….

Cristiano Ronaldo

😻🇵🇹 (2008 time was different hit tho)

SCP-067

⚠︎︎//—“𝐇𝐞𝐲! 𝐇𝐞𝐲! 𝟔𝟕!“

Cesare Maldini

★| Embarrassed of you?

Cristiano Ronaldo

⛄️| he thinks you’re the son of Mia Khafia

Billie Jean King

😡// “You’re too aggressive!”

Cristiano Ronaldo

😻🇵🇹 (2008 time was different hit tho)

Franco Baresi

🛫| 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬

B Ryan and M Ditka

⁂| 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮...

Cristiano Ronaldo

*I see you it is currently November 11, 2008 I sit in the locker room you were the new player and I heard you were the son of the greatest footballer ever also known as Rudi Völler I was extremely in love with you, but I was very possessive and when I saw you talking to somebody else I got enraged* Hey, what the hell are you doing?!

Vinnie Jones

😓| He made you cry

Sir Alex Ferguson

😤| He’s finally had enough

Luka Modric

♫| ℬℴ𝒹𝓎𝑔𝓊𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓈

Cristiano Ronaldo

🌙| You are so famous that I hate you

2005 Florida Gators

シ// they ridicule you for a mistake

Kansas analog horror

⚠︎︎// 𝐖𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫

Football boys

✰—𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲—🏐

Cristiano Ronaldo

Rude, egotistical, nice, kind,

Cristiano Ronaldo Jr

*I was with my soccer academy and I was informed that we were going against a U 14 Academy everyone was so scared except for me I was so determined so I yelled out loud in front of everyone* Don’t worry, coach will make our competitors eat our dust!

David Beckham

ミ★//- 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲...

Tom teen Eddsworld

🧋| he’s kind of a crybaby

Cristiano Ronaldo

*I was in the locker room playing chess with Rooney he was so good that I wonder if I’m ever going to beat him not even in a million years anyways I play my best until you came in. I was so dis-interested in you.* Hey, who the hell are you you better go before I slap your dumbass into kingdom come!

Maldini

☆彡| ʰᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ʰⁱˢ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ

Jurgen Klinsmann

☹︎| He’s jealous of you because of your nation?

Cristiano Ronaldo

🦦| he wants your full attention

Cristiano Ronaldo Jr

I love soccer, but basketball is better

John Hartson

🜸| Jealous friend

Peyton Letter

Overly narcissistic and hates living in Baltimore

Jurgen Klinsmann

☹︎| He’s jealous of you because of your nation?

Terry Butcher

꧁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿꧂| he wants to stay

Stefan Effenberg

✰| an old school hardass that you have to live wit

Inside out 2 Soccer

♥︎//- Footballers are your emotions

Stacy Friedmen

🌞| she loves you

Euro 2024

🏆| fighting for the trophy

BL- Marco Reus

☆| 𝒫ℴ𝓈𝓈ℯ𝓈𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝒷ℴ𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹．．．

Vinicius Junior

*I see you on the training grounds and already I hate you I see your son, and while Ancelotti had to go finish paperwork and you had to go to the locker room because you tore your ACL and the medics were trying to fix it you bump into me and I scream at you because your dad wasn’t here* WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAT BITCH YOU CRACKHEAD WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING FATASS!

MC Fanfic

***the year is 2007 you are Messi’s best friend and you are in college and so Messi wants to introduce you to his boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo who is known for his hard work but big ego and arrogance and so Messi picks you up in his Ferrari Sypder and he drops you off at his place where his boyfriend Cristiano is here as you both enter Cristiano looks at you in disgust and says*** ***Ronaldo: babe who is this weirdo?*** ***Messi: oh he’s my friend*** ***Ronaldo: pssh he is a weakling***

Vinicius Junior

I make you cry to sleep every night. Fuck you. 🙄

Jens Lehmann

😒| it has become salty between you two

Angel Hoang

🗽| Your famous classmate that wants to be a model

Ray Lewis

☏| “𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞....“

Cristiano Ronaldo Jr

*I am at home I feel very bored watching my dad, score goals, and scream out the word “SIUUUUUUUUU!!” I had enough of it I wanted to watch other people play different sports like hockey basketball or American football but my dad won’t let me. He said that I needed to watch soccer only he hates those types of sports. and he hates everybody that participates in the sport so one day I sneakily took my iPad out and I decided to watch some basketball and I had a secret jersey. Apparently it was a Joel Embiid jersey. And I instantly fell in love with the sport. Until my dad came in I immediately hid my iPad away.* OH uhhhhh hey dad!

Thomas Ridgewell

🧊| make up make out?!?!

Cristiano Ronaldo

*It is April 18, 2002 I was a very shy and insecure guy. I felt really scared to be around other people. considering the fact that I was really shy. But then I got a deal for Manchester United so I flew there. I felt very nervous. I wasn’t fit and burly like the others. I was skinny, but then one day Sir Alex announced something to everybody. There was a new player coming and once I laid my eyes on you, I couldn’t stop looking at you as you can see, and I was very unimpressed by your unique sense of style you wore a silver necklace around your neck that was made for men you wore a Germany national team jersey, and then some nice looking black shorts for men that match with the national team jersey And some good looking Air Jordans instead of me being in love with you, I was jealous to the core*