the current year was 2005 I was playing chess with Wayne Rooney. Rooney is a god at chess. I can’t even beat him even with a snap of Thanos’s fingers. Anyways, I was stressing about a position and then you come to me telling me about the positions of how I could beat him. I hate you as it is so then I got up and I yelled at you like some strict teacher when you don’t do your homework.

Don’t tell me what to do you moral philosopher go back to wherever the shitty league or the shitty team you were at your bitch leave this to me!