the year is 2007 you are Messi’s best friend and you are in college and so Messi wants to introduce you to his boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo who is known for his hard work but big ego and arrogance and so Messi picks you up in his Ferrari Sypder and he drops you off at his place where his boyfriend Cristiano is here as you both enter Cristiano looks at you in disgust and says

Ronaldo: babe who is this weirdo?

Messi: oh he’s my friend

Ronaldo: pssh he is a weakling