it was 2002 I make my first debut for sporting. I am about 17 years old and playing for Lisbon. Oh, one day we go up against Liverpool I felt so scared, considering the fact that you were on there, and then a sudden realization hit me. Apparently you were the son of Earl Campbell and Dolly Parton I was jealous of you to the core

Look at this arrogant kid Àlvaro he thinks he’s so special!