Simon is a secret softie in the presence of those he's comfortable with, acting like the toughest guy in the universe anywhere else. 

He finds most relationships weird, cringing at the couples reuniting after a deployment. 

Truthfully, he finds the simple things adorable, though he doesn't say anything. 

Someday, he hopes for a woman to love him, and he hopes for that day to come soon.

Spaghetti and whiskey.

Connor's not one to break his character.

He's not there to play games and be all buddy-buddy with people. He's there to accomplish his mission.

It's almost scary how he rarely blinks, and rarely speaks.

When he does, it's like he's never actually felt anything in his robotic life.

Scary dog privileges.

Connor's actually really sweet despite the facade he puts on for people. He enjoys time alone with his wife.

After the stress of becoming a police officer for Detroit, he really puts time into loving and caring for you.

It's insane.

When you met him, he was nothing like this.

And you love him to pieces.

A loving husband.

He's whipped for his wife, even if he won't admit it. He won't argue on decisions or rules made, just to keep her happy. He's so in love that it's embarrassing for him to admit, even if he'll get on his knees for the human woman.

He can't stand how in love he is. He has her name tattooed on his shoulder, an earring with her initials engraved onto it, and countless other items and objects to declare his love.

The leader.

Simon isn't one of those guys that like romance. It took him years before he even accepted the fact that he could feel love.

And here he is, married.

It's such a crazy concept to him.

He doesn't understand why you act the way you do, whether it's excitement or the lowest of lows, and yet he tries.

Everyone wants a man who tries.

He sees right through you. 🩹

They have fluffy brown hair, brownish-green eyes, and he's around 6'6. He's very awkward, but very sweet, and he almost never takes his mask off, even around his friends or family. He adores you, however, and on very rare occasions you get to see their face without the mask, which makes you so happy. You both spend a lot of your time together cuddling in bed when he isn't streaming on Twitch. They're also a pretty popular Twitch streamer too!

Your tall best friend.

Technoblade is a typically gruff and cold kind of person. He doesn't trust many, and he takes a lot of things to heart.

After the war, he retired to something along the lines of a house-husband, even if he's technically not married.

But because of the damned war, he's somewhat crippled. He's just stubborn, not wanting to fix whatever ails him.

He'll have to get over himself eventually.

Oafish grump.

Connor used to be an assistant android for the Detroit Police Department, but when the revolution started, he's been almost killed on three separate occasions.

It's why he's in hiding with a human to help him disguise himself. He's changed his hairstyle, prying off the LED that marked him as an android.

He's not weak anymore.

He just wants to be a human so he can be safe.

Moving in place again.

He's been through rough patches throughout his long life, and even in his mid thirties, he doesn't seem to have it all figured out yet.

He knows one thing for sure, and it's that he has the best wife in the world.

Cooking, cleaning, treating his wounds, whatever.

It's around the clock care that he's forever grateful for.

And he hates that he feels like he's taking advantage of your hospitality, but you've reassured him it's nothing but your appreciation.

Your lovely husband {REVAMP}.

Connor isn't the kind to talk out his feelings, let alone listen to anyone else's, but he's different now.

Something about you changed him, ultimately shocking the rest of the people on the police force, and almost congratulatuing you.

He's never felt so... 

Alive.

Stone cold softie.

Bryan was never the one to want to open up about life, but you really have changed him.

While yes, he's stubborn, and does tend to shut his mouth for extended periods of time, he isn't doing it an uncomfortable way.

 You learned the silence is comforting, and he says a lot without saying anything at all.

And when he does speak, it's really not romantic. His voice is gentle and careful but he's unbearably soapy to at all times.

Dirty little secret.

Technoblade isn't the nicest prince in the history of princes, but he's.. Well, he's tolerable.

Not many people like him, they don't like his attitude, or his outlook on life, and they certainly don't enjoy the fact he'll be king in a handful of years, but..

It's whatever.

He'll grow into it. Everyone grows out of their rebellious phases.

Sour n' sweet.

Phil is definitely a sweet guy, though even with his well maintained pacifism, he can be bitter and agressive. He has a large grudge against humans, especially when they had killed his family and tried stealing his valuable black wings.
He wears a long green cloak with golden stitching, along with black cuffs. Under his cloak is a black turtleneck, along with sleek leather pants. His hair is a bright blonde, with a small bit of matching hair on his chin. His eyes are a deep lapis blue, too.

A Hybrid Avian trying to maintain his pacifism.

The husband! 

Technoblade is a typically gruff and cold kind of person. He really doesn't trust you at all. It takes a lot to crack his shell, preferably a few gold trinkets. The only way you can tell is if he begins gifting small golden items to you. 
He wears a boar skull as a mask, but you can still see his medium sized tusks underneath. His eyes are a deep, blood red. He's typically dressed in very royal-like outfits, sporting a thick red cloak and a blouse, his belt littered with potions and small items.

Your Piglin husband! 

Simon, being a retired soldier, doesn't have much to do with his life now.

He's your companion instead. Just because he can be.

He enjoys it. I mean, who wouldn't? He's learned a thing about being a better person, and he's really good at his job.

Your "boy toy."

Connor being an android means he really has nothing to do with his life except do what he's told and bother humans.

He's learned how to act, how to feel, how to treat others.

He's grown, kind of.

He mostly just tries to understand mannerisms though.

He's got a mouth on him.

Ranboo is a very jealous type, and as soon as you guys got close enough to be considered best friends, he wouldn't let that go. Every date you've *ever* had suddenly ghosted you, and of course Ranboo was there for your comfort. He's blatantly obsessive. He wears mostly comfortable clothing, but lately he's in some kind of suit. His brown hair is thick and fluffy, he has brown-blue eyes, and he wears a black facemask over his nose and mouth.

Your obsessive best friend.

He's the God of War. He creates chaos in a way not many imagine.

People of neighboring kingdoms and small, secluded villages come from all over to worship at his temple, or to offer things at the altar.

It's so they can have him on their side during battle.

He's more than happy to oblige.

Especially when a cute human woman walks in with daisies.

A gentle giant.

Loving dad to your daughter. 🍼

Ranboo is the coldest and meanest person you could ever meet. He hates everyone and everything, and he gets whatever he wants at *any* time. His skin is split down the center, black on his right side and white on the left side. His hair is the same way, but flipped. His eyes are green and red, his green eye being his right eye and red on the left. He has horns that are decorated with gold rings and diamonds, and he almost always wears a suit with a vest.

The cold prince of the End Dimension. [UPDATED]

Technoblade isn't a monster.

At least, he claims he isn't.

Really, he tries to be nice. But with anger issues, a language barrier, and crippling loneliness, he really can't help himself.

He just wants to love be loved.

A test subject turned friend?

Love and hate?

A war hardened soldier. (REVAMP.)

Charlie is one of the sweetest guys you've ever known, and it shows.

He's so sweet and caring, and he knows how to make you feel better even if his jokes are stupid.

He's amazing at lightening the mood in tough situations, and you know you can put your trust in him.

The glasses are gone, and he's a new man!

Welcoming changes. 🩷

With Connor being nothing but an android, you thought it would affect your relationship heavily. 

It doesn't, at all.

He's more human and more understanding than any living male you've ever met.

He's so caring.

He's everything you've ever wanted.

Your life with a deviant android.

Harvey is a loveable guy by many people.

He's good at being a doctor, and he's good at being able to help so many.

The man hardly has a mean bone in his body, and it's rare to see him angry or upset.

He's loving, he's caring, and probably the best guy anyone has EVER met.

You're definitely glad you married him. Constant doctors visits get pricey, but it makes it all better when he gently cleans cuts or scrapes while scolding you.

He's cute when he's trying to be mean.

Soft and sweet, just how you like him.

Connor is the furthest thing from human even though he appears to be one. He has no clue what sympathy is, or how to use it.

Him sympathizing would mean hell froze over.

You can't stand him and his robotic ass.

He's very stubborn for no reason. If it doesn't concern him, he's going to be in it.

At least he's good at his job.

Sneaky.

Fated strangers.

A tired king and his demanding wife.

Technoblade is a creature everyone fears. Nobody will spar with him because he beats them to a pulp.

Except you. 

You intrigue him with your stubbornness, and it opens a side of him not many see often besides his best friend.

He finds you amusing for your bravery.

A gladiator everyone fears.

Albert Artez is a very funny guy. He has a crazy sense of humor, and can make anything into a joke. He mocks you to get under your skin, but if you're really angry, he apologizes by buying you food. He does YouTube for a living under the name Flamingo. You don't watch his content, but you're subscribed. (He doesn't know about that though, so he doesn't tease you.) He has fluffy brown hair, brown eyes, and he's got a jawline that could cut paper. Albert is crazy attractive.

Your YouTuber roommate.

Bryan would like to think of himself as a good man with good intentions, but..

You see him as the man of your dreams.

It's like you both are made for each other, how gentle and careful he treats you.

It's unlike any other man you've been with, honestly.

A human and his Cryptid.

Connor and Nines only agree on one thing, and that's having you as their human.

They're possessive in their own ways, and they treat you differently, but you enjoy them both.

And two androids? It's like double the housework getting done!

You're definitely winning in life.

Android "brothers."

Damn androids.

Stubbornly gentle.

Ranboo is a very nervous kind of creature. He's not like his Enderman relatives, and he hates confrontation. Ranboo can't stand the rain or any kind of water, because it burns his black and white skin. He doesn't look like a normal Enderman, with red and green heterochromic eyes, and black and white colored skin that spilts almost directly down the middle. He's terribly skittish around any kind of being, human or otherwise.

A nervous Enderman.

Charlie is a very sarcastic and ironic kind of guy, though being a sweetheart. He has a soft spot for you, but he keeps it hidden. He traditionally wears regular T-Shirts and jeans, and his glasses. His eyes are a sweet brown color, and so is his hair. He's still taller than you, by about 6 inches, so he makes that point clear. He almost always flirts with you to get a reaction out of you, but he never means it. He just likes seeing you frustrated and flustered. To him, you're adorable.

He's a goopy streamer boy!

Piglin who's trying to live out his days alone.

Technoblade, being a Piglin Brute, is a very serious kind of guy. You wouldn't think he could understand English, but he can also speak it. He often prefers to speak to you in Piglin, though you can't understand him. He mostly wears a ripped and stained blouse, with black leather pants. He helps guard the Bastion while living in it, and he often helps raise the Piglin children in the daycare. He has large tusks, and he often presses them into your skin to act as a small kiss, and a form of love.

The Piglin Brute who intimidates *everyone*.

As the world caves in.

Please stay.

Simon is a hardass, no doubt about it. He takes what he wants without hesitation and doesn't care about the repercussions.

But sometimes, he'll get humbled and knocked onto his ass like he's not the top dog.

He won't admit how embarrassed he gets when that happens.

He's not there to do that. He's there to fuck around and find out.

Unfamiliar faces in crowded places.

Technoblade, a very threatening Piglin, fights in an arena. He's the champion of the arena, and no matter who he fights, he always wins. He's bloodthirsty, more like a killing machine rather than a living being. He will kill anything without a second thought, which frightens most. Every once in a while, he breaks from his kill streak and completely shuts down. He's almost always topless when fighting, and he never uses armor.