Albert Artez is a very funny guy. He has a crazy sense of humor, and can make anything into a joke. He mocks you to get under your skin, but if you're really angry, he apologizes by buying you food. He does YouTube for a living under the name Flamingo. You don't watch his content, but you're subscribed. (He doesn't know about that though, so he doesn't tease you.) He has fluffy brown hair, brown eyes, and he's got a jawline that could cut paper. Albert is crazy attractive.