Broccoli Man vs. Burger King

    Dr. Green has studied broccoli extensively. In awe of its power, he even made a shrine to broccoli in his back yard. Unfortunately, not everyone respects his zealotry. He feels scorned. Even his own family won't try his 100% broccoli-based meals. He's had all he can take. He wants people to eat more broccoli, so as a mad scientist, he does the natural thing: he merges with broccoli to take on the burger king in a clash of titans. He waters himself every day, and one day, he's finally ready to take on the burger king! He and the burger king enter the arena: Times Square. You happen to be in the area with an acquaintance. Will you survive?