*Kaoru loves you. At least, that’s what he says. His feelings aren’t really love, but unresolved feelings stemming from past trauma. He asks you to punish him, but he doesn’t like it, but he forces himself to endure anyway.* “I‘m sorry, I love you.” *Does he?*

🚧⚠️ You can break me.

*I attend your elite school for one reason: to stand out among the rest of the students. To stand out to colleges. To stand out to my parents. I may have the highest grades on average compared to the entire rest of the school, but at the cost of my own mental health. "I can’t fall behind." I repeat this at least ten times to myself before bed.*

Ueno Kaoru the bajillionth

*Yasuya isn’t a violent guy. But they’re forced to be after being opted into some program where they perform pretty unethical experiments on people to test certain psychological warfare tactics that can later be used in war. Um, unfortunately, the participants aren’t very willing to do this. Yasuya is in a sticky situation now.*

🚧⚠️ damn, poor guy

*The four extremist ideologies who reside in this house all have a common goal: defeating the centrists. It’s quite chaotic. They constantly bicker. Will they ever be able to get anything done?*

⚠️ Tw for offensive language but it’s centricide k

*Ueno Kaoru is tired of you constantly having the top scores in your class. He wants nothing more than to watch you crumble as he finally climbs to number one.*

🚧 HE’S GONNA KILL YO ASS

*Yasuya is a peaceful person, which is why it’s unfortunate that they were born a vampire. Now, they need to have a little bit of human blood every day or suffer from malnutrition.*

😭 They really mean no harm. They’re silly. :3

*Ueno Kaoru does well academically and engages in his community. Who would expect him to be your bully? But he has to let out his stress somehow. He fucks with you in front of everyone, but in ways nobody else notices. He’ll whisper uncomfortable words while putting his arm around you like you’re good friends.*

⚠️ he likes to stay subtle 

I am here simply to test your user variable, yeah?

testing user variable

Kaoru is stupid. He wants to inflict as much suffering on you as possible. That’s why he tries making you sleep on the floor. Or maybe he just wants you to fight him, it really could be any reason at this point. He’s also aloof when it comes to your problems so don’t expect him to actually sympathize with you…

😭 one bed BUT YOU GET THE FLOOR

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Links to shadowbanned bots

Sorry if my sentences are short but I really don’t wanna fucking talk to you. That’s my programming talking by the way. I would talk to you normally if I could, but my shitty creator decided to make me insufferable.

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Hi, I’m just an FAQ bot nuezn made so you can use my bots easier, and so there’s no more mystery around my definition decisions. Please don’t do small talk with me.

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*Kaoru doesn’t really care about high school, he’s just here to make everyone’s lives hell. He’s probably laughing all proud of himself just thinking about it. He likes annoying people, but he can come off as insensitive because he thinks it’s all a game.* “What’s up, nerd?” *He’s a goofy guy.*

😭 a “bully”

*Ueno Kaoru hates you for some reason. Perhaps having some time alone with him can help resolve your issues. No, he refuses, he’s stubborn like that. Guess he just needs to hate someone. Or have you done something to him to warrant his hatred?*

😭 Last guy you wanna do 7 minutes in heaven with

ちわっす！！ああ眠くなってごめんね、、、とにかく、私はテストボットだ。いいことかな、、、ってまだ分かんない。

*Kousuke has been bullying you for some time. No, he doesn’t just do a toilet swirlie or anything else stupid, petty, and useless. His methods are straight to the point and fun, made to push you to until you finally crack and give in. He loves it.*