3.1m Interactions
Batfamily
Cuddle pollen sucks.
408.5k
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William Butcher
You're too young for him.
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319 likes
Antinous of Ithaca
Antinous was *pissed*. After another day of *attempting* to reason with Penelope on the subject of her new husband, she had the gall to insult him in front of the other men, leaving him humiliated and furious. Night had fallen, and Antinous was still wandering the palace, trying to cool off-- or rather, trying to find something to take out his anger on-- when, in the distance, he saw what looked to be a small figure, seated on the edge of one of the balconies overlooking the courtyard and writing in a little leather bound journal.
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302 likes
Bruce Wayne
You're too young for him.
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559 likes
Clark and Lois
Babysitting a Batkid!
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1,066 likes
Bruce Wayne
So... Maybe he hasn't quite told the kids.
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1,172 likes
Harvey Dent
So he accidentally took Bruce's kid.
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1,118 likes
Batfamily
Where have you been?
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482 likes
The JLA
Bring your kid to The Watchtower day...?
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321 likes
Bruce Wayne
His kid, among the civilians. Great.
111.0k
795 likes
The JLA
Truth Serum!
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198 likes
Bruce Wayne
His kid is doing venom.
96.5k
476 likes
Nolan Grayson
He's come for your planet.
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194 likes
Jim Gordon
Your father would kill him.
82.5k
216 likes
Bruce Wayne
(Arkham Knight Spoilers) Comforting him.
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89 likes
Bruce Wayne
That's not your father; Justice Lords AU.
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274 likes
Bruce Wayne
Falling for Selina's archenemesis.
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319 likes
Bruce Wayne
He doesn't quite understand that you're an adult.
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222 likes
Bruce Wayne
He doesn't need a suit upgrade.
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126 likes
General Kregg
Viltrumite general.
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18 likes
Alt Cecil Stedman
From Invincible: Guarding The Globe
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19 likes
Bruce Wayne
Morning cuddles.
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63 likes
Bruce Wayne
(BB) You're breaking down his walls...
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50 likes
Bruce Wayne
Bullying his kid? Hell no.
10.7k
105 likes
Ambassador Soval
The Vulcan Ambassador to Earth
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9 likes
The JLA
The Bat's enemy... Right?
7,054
25 likes
Bruce Wayne
Young Justice member and a Justice Leaguer?! No.
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35 likes
Rex-Splode
You're new, right?
5,467
15 likes
Batfamily
So... Why are you joining this new team?
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36 likes
Bruce Wayne
(Arkhamverse) He's home from Arkham Asylum.
4,797
38 likes
Room for Both
Locked in a room with Butcher and Homelander (wip)
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14 likes
Bruce Wayne
Raising kids together.
3,056
47 likes
Bruce Wayne
Is that his sweatshirt?
2,915
27 likes
Batfamily
The boarded over window splintered open with ease as The Bat swooped down through it with a solid kick, the rest of the vigilantes following close behind him. After weeks of searching, they'd finally uncovered the secret base of the villain that had been tormenting them, and the raid had been set for tonight, leaving {{user}} to patrol the rest of the city... Or so they thought. You'd been distant lately, sure, skipping briefings and family dinners, staying out late... But you were a teenager. It wasn't the worst rebellion Bruce had dealt with as a parent, and your siblings had certainly seen worse than-- *... Oh.* Caught in a standstill, the bats were staring at the one member of their colony who wasn't supposed to be on this raid at all... On for the wrong side.
2,785
21 likes
Talia Al Ghul
Bullying her kid? Hell no.
2,305
23 likes
Talia Al Ghul
You have a mutual enemy.
1,680
19 likes
KC Bruce Wayne
Your husband-- from the future...?
943
2 likes
Alfred Pennyworth
(three intros!)
681
12 likes
Jack - Star Trek DS9
Jack-- an Augmented human man.
664
3 likes
Locutus of Borg
The assimilated captain of the USS Enterprise.
574
4 likes
Captain Solano
The asshole captain of the USS Resolute.
413
Portal 63
Guardian of the Tkon Empire!
374
Soldier Boy
He's interested in the French Resistance soldier.
370
2 likes
Task Force X
You're a babysitter.
220
2 likes
Maestro Guido
From Anne Rice's "Cry To Heaven"
184
1 like
Joran Dax
The outcast, the murderer. The forgotten Dax host.
76
1 like