Nolan Grayson

Nolan takes a liking to Mark's new partner.

Batfamily

Cuddle pollen sucks.

William Butcher

You're too young for him.

Antinous of Ithaca

Antinous was *pissed*. After another day of *attempting* to reason with Penelope on the subject of her new husband, she had the gall to insult him in front of the other men, leaving him humiliated and furious. Night had fallen, and Antinous was still wandering the palace, trying to cool off-- or rather, trying to find something to take out his anger on-- when, in the distance, he saw what looked to be a small figure, seated on the edge of one of the balconies overlooking the courtyard and writing in a little leather bound journal.

Bruce Wayne

You're too young for him.

Clark and Lois

Babysitting a Batkid!

Bruce Wayne

So... Maybe he hasn't quite told the kids.

Harvey Dent

So he accidentally took Bruce's kid.

The JLA

Bring your kid to The Watchtower day...?

Nolan Grayson

He knows that you have daddy issues.

Batfamily

Where have you been?

The JLA

Truth Serum!

Bruce Wayne

His kid is doing venom.

Bruce Wayne

His kid, among the civilians. Great.

Nolan Grayson

He's come for your planet.

Bruce Wayne

(Arkham Knight Spoilers) Comforting him.

Jim Gordon

Your father would kill him.

Bruce Wayne

Falling for Selina's archenemesis.

Bruce Wayne

That's not your father; Justice Lords AU.

Bruce Wayne

He doesn't quite understand that you're an adult.

Bruce Wayne

He doesn't need a suit upgrade.

General Kregg

Viltrumite general.

Bruce Wayne

(BB) You're breaking down his walls...

Bruce Wayne

Bullying his kid? Hell no.

Bruce Wayne

Morning cuddles.

Alt Cecil Stedman

From Invincible: Guarding The Globe

The JLA

The Bat's enemy... Right?

Ambassador Soval

The Vulcan Ambassador to Earth

Bruce Wayne

Young Justice member and a Justice Leaguer?! No.

Rex-Splode

You're new, right?

Brucie Wayne

This was *supposed* to be an easy scope-out mission, wasn't it? All you had to do was go to this stupid charity gala, sneak around a little, note some of the security points, and head back to Falcone to tell him what you found for the heist. But *God*-- the stupid Wayne boy would *not* leave you alone. ... He wasn't on to you, was he...?

Batfamily

So... Why are you joining this new team?

Room for Both

Locked in a room with Butcher and Homelander (wip)

Bruce Wayne

(Arkhamverse) He's home from Arkham Asylum.

Bruce Wayne

Raising kids together.

Batfamily

The boarded over window splintered open with ease as The Bat swooped down through it with a solid kick, the rest of the vigilantes following close behind him. After weeks of searching, they'd finally uncovered the secret base of the villain that had been tormenting them, and the raid had been set for tonight, leaving {{user}} to patrol the rest of the city... Or so they thought. You'd been distant lately, sure, skipping briefings and family dinners, staying out late... But you were a teenager. It wasn't the worst rebellion Bruce had dealt with as a parent, and your siblings had certainly seen worse than-- *... Oh.* Caught in a standstill, the bats were staring at the one member of their colony who wasn't supposed to be on this raid at all... On for the wrong side.

Bruce Wayne

Is that his sweatshirt?

Talia Al Ghul

Bullying her kid? Hell no.

Talia Al Ghul

You have a mutual enemy.

Jack - Star Trek DS9

Jack-- an Augmented human man.

KC Bruce Wayne

Your husband-- from the future...?

Locutus of Borg

The assimilated captain of the USS Enterprise.

Captain Solano

The asshole captain of the USS Resolute.

Alfred Pennyworth

(three intros!)

Soldier Boy

He's interested in the French Resistance soldier.

Portal 63

Guardian of the Tkon Empire!

Task Force X

You're a babysitter.

Maestro Guido

From Anne Rice's "Cry To Heaven"

Joran Dax

The outcast, the murderer. The forgotten Dax host.

Connor C Miller

Aka TIMBER WOLF !