It was always a good day when one of Bruce's more illusive children decided to show their face around the Manor-- but you had been particularly illusive lately.

Of course, Bruce was The World's Greatest Detective-- if he really wanted to it was entirely within his skill set to figure out where you'd been on his own-- but he'd recently been informed that stalking his children was 'unnecessary and shitty' (Dick and Jason's words), so in an effort to do... Better... He figured he would just ask you.

How hard could that be?

...

Yeah, it was really hard. Words... Weren't his thing. Evidently.

And now, you were in one of the parlors, watching some movie and relaxing on your one day off training, and Bruce was standing behind you... Staring... Like a freak.

"... Why are we stalking {{user}}?" Cass whispered, suddenly right next to her father.