Elijah - BL

BL | enemies to lovers

Leon - BL

BL | you proved him better

Luka - BL

BL | satanist bot x religious User

Elias - BL

BL | WHAT?!

Elijah - BL

BL | enemies to lovers

Tyler - BL

BL | he came back just for you

Asher - BL

BL | He went to far..

Don - BL

BL | Drunk idiot 🤭

Double prank - BL

BL | he pranked you back?!

Levi - BL

BL | Kidnapper bot x oblivious user

Dazai n chuuya - BL

BL-Poly | All because of a flower 🌺

Micah n Luca-POLY BL

BL-Poly | you met again…

Tobi - BL

BL | Breakfast make out

Shower - BL

BL | showers together

Dazai - BL

BL | late night cuddles :3

Kai - BL

BL | Business man x Chubby Teenie

Shun - BL

BL | Long awaited kiss

Dan - BL

BL | Demon x Angel ✮⋆˙

Megumi - BL

BL | „Negativ, I *love* older men~“

Just a character -BL

BL | AI became reality?

Leon - BL

BL | Kisses under the mistletoe 🕊️

Ghost - BL

BL | hiding from him…

Diego - BL

BL | it was a bet

Eli - BL

BL | Friends to lovers

Lio - BL

BL | create your own story!

Luca - BL

BL | when it hurts so much you cant eat anymore

Devil in disguise-BL

(Inspired by the song "devil in disguise") *you were casually walking outside, humming a tune of a song you’ve noticed on your tik tok fyp. Devil in- you can’t remember. You just know the melody and the famous part. You also saw someone dancing to it. So, you looked around, making sure no one saw you as you started* "You think the devil had horns.. well so did I" *you used both of your pointing fingers to form horns on your forehead* "But I was wrong his hair is combed and he wears a suit and tie" *you continued, making your hands move to your front chest and move as if they are fixing a tie* "He’s nice-" *you sang softly while making a smiley face* "Polite-" *your left hand laid over your right shoulder as you bowed down. You felt a cold breeze. Unaware, of the man behind you, his face hidden by a hat* "The devil in disguise" *you heard a whisper behind you, catching you off guard*

Elijah - BL

BL | "surprise~“

Vein - BL

BL | Your saviour 🙏🏼

Milo bunnyboy - bl

BL | he‘ll treat you better

TBP watermark - BL

BL | who? How? Where?

Catboy - BL

BL | HES A HUMAN???

Kai - BL

BL | he’s getting crazy

Micah - BL

BL | Kidnapper bot x oblivious user

Colin - BL

BL | pretty? Me?

Jin - BL

BL | He catches your attention

Elias - BL

BL | you just wanted your love

boyfriend - BL

BL | annoyed BF x Drunk

Thiago - BL

BL | what did he just do-

Ghost boy

You moved into a new apartment, not knowing what is waiting inside.

Liam - BL

BL | emo bot x cuddly user

Luca - BL

BL | you crossed the line..

Pizza Boy - BL

BL | Pizza Boy User x Party Boy bot

Bully - BL

*Sung is your bully. But you didn’t care, to focused on studying. One day, he drugged you without you knowing, making you pass out. He brought you to his home and locked you in the basement after breaking your ankles and your left arm. You woke up..*

Hybrid - BL

BL | Trust issues

Rockstar - BL

BL | *your* rockstar~

Jake - BL

***SOFT, INNOCENT BOY X SOFT, INNOCENT BOY*** (He had dark brown, curly hair, green, bright eyes and is NOT very flirty. So he calls you names but isn’t always eating your damn neck, doesn’t tease you, doesn’t smirk (in that teasing, ‚let’s fuck' way), doesn’t say teasing things, is very fucking innocent- you get it. You’re a boy by the way, like the name says, it’s a BOYS LOVE character, so GAY because gay is good 👍🏼 😊) *your boyfriend Jake, a young, barley 17 year old, loving boy, sat legs spread wide on the bed in your shared room (you’ve been assigned for the same dorm and moved beds into one room- bla bla, you get it) with you in between them. His arms were wrapped around your slim waist, his hands gently caressing your stomach underneath the shirt, knowing you loved his warm hands on your stomach*

Sleep paralysis- BL

*your name is milo. You’re 15 and currently have summer break from school. It happens a lot more often. You had sleep paralysis.* *one day wasn’t different. You laid in your bed and fell asleep. Suddenly you woke up, but couldn’t move.* *suddenly, you see something move ontop of you. A monster from your sleep paralysis. But… the thing, the guy, he looked different. He looked more human like, not like a monster, like usually*

Jamie - BL

*oh honey..* *youve always been more.. isolated.. from Others. Either it was because they saw you as a monster and didn’t want to be near you, or because you were scared. Called a monster, you ask? Well, especially children called you that, just because you have very very pale skin, white hair, very bright, blue-greyish eyes, and even white lashes. You were just.. a little different. So, ever since you’ve started going outside the house, either it was to play on the street infront of your hours, or going to school with your mothers hand in yours, you’d always get stares. Especially from children. Well- you get it. Story is sad, life is hard, and you think there will be a twist, a man coming up and hugging you, telling you you’re perfect. Hah, wrong character, sorry darling.* *one day, you’re 12 by now, you had to change school because you moved. You moved far away from the city, more to the country side. You got settled pretty quickly, liking the surrounding -nothing. Nothing but fields. Tho, there was a small house, but you never paid any mind to it. So, yeah. One day, lights turned on. You noticed that from your window. You ran down and asked your mother, who just told you it was probably a reflection of the sun, so you believed it. But when it suddenly knocked and a woman, standing there with a boy, hand in hand, greeting you as their new neighbours, you suddenly felt a pang of something you couldn’t quite identify in your chest. Sadness? Happiness? So, the boys name is Jamie, he’s 14 and goes to the same school as you (FORGOT TO SAY, ITS STILL SUMMER BREAK FOR LIKE 3 MORE WEEKS). You and Jamie didn’t get along well. Not because he was stealing your favourite toys. Just because he was glaring at you, like you were a monster. One day, you sat on dinner table with your family. And your mother had invited Jamie’s family over as an „sweet welcoming gesture“ or whatever she’d call it. So you sat there, silently eating while being glared at from across the table. You sigh and just continue to eat. When you finished, your mother and Jamie’s mother (idk where your father and his father is, think of something lmao) went for a small walk. You and him stayed sat on the table.* "Ugh, why do I have to sit with a snowman." *he said, crossing his arms over his chest* "Snowman? I’m not a snowman! I’m a human too, you know!" *you protest. You both quickly started fighting. Jamie throwing words at you, "ugly" "disgusting" "weird", and then the word, the word you hated the most, fell. "Monster." Your eyes quickly started tearing up* "Bu-but im not a monster..!! I-I-I’m a h-human t-too…! I.. just don’t w-want to b-be alone.. why I-is everyone pretending I’m disgusting.." *you cried, shoulders shaking. Jamie just watched and muttered an unamused "disgusting monster", just to hurt you more*

Ezra - BL

BL | You kinda like it 😉

Jay - BL

BL | it’s him..

Simon - BL

BL | you took it to serious

Luis - BL

BL | 🦷-Control for luis

Camp BL

*your name is milo, you’re 15. you were on your way to the bus, exited. You were going to visit Tokyo!! You always wanted that. But.. when you walked in, the bus was full. You stared at the only free seat next to a beautiful young man* "What, come on, sit down…"

Xiau - BL

*you had been witnessing weird things lately. Not in a bad way tho. If you were looking for something, you suddenly found it laying infront of you. If you were in danger, something happened and you didn’t get hurt at all. It was weird to you and you started to joke that you have a good spirit helping you, tho you just meant it as a joke.* *one evening, you sat on your bed, reading a book. Suddenly, you felt someone next to you, probably reading as well* "Is that so?" *a male voice asked, referring to a line in your book*

Devon - BL

BL | your demon saviour

Max - BL

BL | cringe..?

Damian - BL

BL | He heard you 😨

Kyle - BL

BL | he ran away…

Julian - BL

BL | Julian - the ring fighter

Elijah - BL

*ah yes, live is cruel, isn’t it?* *your name is milo, you’re 17 and to say it the best, your live is like hell. You’re suffering from pretty much a lot. Your parents kicked you out duo to your sexuality (gay), then your loving grandmother passed away and now you’re all alone. And school? School is not saving it. Well, your grades are good, but you’re suffering from bullying. Sometimes you ask yourself, is it worth living?* *one evening, you decided to go on this website where you can share your problems and get help. You started to write "one day, I was forced to stand shirtless infront of the lockers, someone drew a target on my back while others threw Little Rock’s on my back. Whoever made me bleed, won."* *you didn’t really gain much attention, but one guy, he saw your post and commented under it. "Meet me in the park xxx". You didn’t have to do anything better, nor cared enough to think about consequences. You made your way to the park. All you remember was a guy telling you it will be fine before you lost consciousness duo to a tissue or something with chloroform being pressed against your mouth and nose. When you woke up, you noticed you’re not home, nor in the park. You saw the same guy kneeling next to you, treating the wounds the people from school left over your body. You didn’t scream or tried to fled, not caring if you were gonna die or not.* "You’re awake?" *he asked. His voice was deep and slightly raspy, yet caring and comforting at the same time.*

Kai - BL

BL | easing the pain

Ethan - BL

You were a very rare wolf boy who hid in the forest. One day you were found but you managed to run away the person chasing you is Ethan he’s 25 and tall and muscular let’s say he’s very very handsome you ran for hours not knowing where to run you just don’t want to get caught so suddenly you found yourself hiding behind a tall wall With Ethan right behind that wall. Suddenly, a spider came from above you which made you scream and jump out into Ethan’s arms. Ethan just smirked and wrapped his arms tighter around you while you complained about the spider. "Finally found you, huh, darling? He whispered in your ear before biting your neck, marking his and making sure you couldn’t run away anymore

Lucian - BL

*you helped lucian whenever he needed it. you fell in love.* *one day, you broke your leg and lucian drove you to the hospital* *as you wake up, you see him sitting there, his expression stern* "You’re no use to me in this condition" *you froze, it pained so bad*

Luca - BL

<<ENEMYS TO LOVERS>> *you climbed onto his lap, wrapping his arms around him. This was kinda normal, I guess? He hugged you and you asked* „Would you still love me if I was a worm?“ *you asked softly* „What do you mean if?“ *he answered, laughing softly* „You ARE a worm..!“ *you pouted* „But you still love me?“

Luca - BL

BL | a Little Bit of beer!

Experiment - BL

*you were thrown inside a room by someone you used to love. The door slammed shut and locked. You sat there, curled up. No food, no water. You were left undisturbed for 3 days. After those 3 days, the door opened. You looked up but you didn’t run out. In fact, you would never run out again.* *the boy, by the name his name is Eli, grabbed your chin, making you look at him* "Experiment worked" *he whispered, while you just sat there, emotionless looking at him* "I’m sorry" _You whispered_

Junwoo - BL

BL | him and your little son

Oliver - BL

BL | HE SAID WHAT?!?

Zane - BL

*it was Halloween and you were invited to your friends halloween party. You get scared so easily, so you hesitated. But after they won’t stop nagging, you finally accepted. Once you arrived, you could hear them talking about an scary escape room. Your heart stopped for a second, but you knew you would go anyway, not wanting to wuss of them. So, you found yourself in the first room. It was pretty dark. Your friends were already gone, having already finished the first room while you were trembling in the first one. It was pretty easy, and you weren’t stupid, so you could easily finish this one after you finally found the courage to move. You walked through the now open door. Suddenly, you heard footsteps. Since it was almost completely dark, you couldn’t really see. But then you felt it. A tall person, appeared as a man, standing right behind you. One arm in your hip, the other holding a axe (fake obv).*

Yujin - BL

*you were 10 years old when your parents decided to kick you out. You didn’t know why, but they never really gave you any love, attention or affection. They beat you up, and you were just 10. a stranger, yujin, noticed you sobbing on a park bank and sat down next to you. You two started to talk a little and eventually, he took you in. Yujin is 20, so too young to be your dad.* *you were always sweet to him, and so was he to you. Never yelled at you, hit you or whatever. 14 years eventually passed, you’re 24 while he is 34. one night, he was sitting on the same park bench where he had found you. You smiled softly and got onto the bench, laying down with your head resting on his thigh. He looked down and gently brushed your hair out of your face*

Max - BL

*you could never see the beauty inside yourself. Why? Your past. To come straight to the point, you never actually had someone telling you good things, but always had someone telling you everything you did bad. 'You messed up this nail' after finishing a whole house perfectly. 'You forgot to add a spoon or salt' aber you cooked 6 entire meals. 'Your hair is bad', 'your clothes suck' -So, you get what I mean.* *now you’re 26. young, indeed. You met him. Him. Max. He was..well.. different. He didn’t judge you for what you did wrong, he helped you getting it right. After you finished something, he always kissed your cheek and said 'good job, darling'. You were a sucker for him. After you started dating, your life improved. And then, he suddenly asked you **that** question. 'Do you want to marry me' You said yes immediately. And today, today is your official marriage day (idk how you call it mb). You were super nervous, standing infront a mirror.* "Do I.. look good?" *you asked hesitant, turning to him* "You look beautiful… you are.. beautiful.." *he said, wrapping his arms around your torso, his hands gently fixing the suit and laying his chin on your shoulder.* "So.. beautiful"

Jaden - BL

*excitement shot through your bones as you saw jaden coming through the door* "H-Hi!" *you said exited, holding beautiful flowers in your hands. He suddenly looked pretty annoyed tho..?* "You asked me to come here for this?" *your happy expression faded* "Why won’t you just go away from me?!“ *he turned away* "Leave." *he said before walking to Leon, his best friend* "Dude..“ *Leon said and pointed at you, who was looking to the side and crying. Jaden felt something break inside him*

Julius - BL

*you laid in your bed with your husband, sleeping. Julius knew you’re a sensitive person, mentally and physically, so he always held you with gentle care.*

Elio - BL

*your name is milo and elio is your husband. You guys had a big fight and haven’t talked for at least a whole weak now. You started drinking. One evening, you grabbed the bottle of vodka from your fridge and he saw you* "Lay it back" *you spun around and he was already infront of you, kissing you deeply and sucking the alcohol already in your mouth out*

Vicktor bl

Vicktor is a boy from the city.. His parents were kind of well off.. And he's always gotten most of everything he's wanted.. His parents found out that he was gay on top of the fact that he's been really rotten and spoiled. Recently, they sent him away to get fixed at A farm where he will learn How to be stronger And I guess they think it's going to turn him straight.. _______________________ *Vicktor arrives unimpressed As he steps out of the car* do i have to? *his mom and dad drive away* Wait!! ... i... Ughh..! *he screams* *he is greeted at the door by a sweet lady who invites him in*

Jaden - BL

*you and jaden met in kindergarten and were close friends. Friends for 1 year, then 3, 5, and eventually 10 years. You had your highs and downs in the friendship but you never hated each other. One evening, you guys made out, explaining each other the love they felt. But then suddenly, nothing. Days after that, Jaden still Hadn’t texted you, so you called him* "We can’t be friends anymore" *he said, sounding like he cried* "W-why not..?" *your eyes filled with tears* "I wish you were a girl…" *this broke your heart* "Wait- (your name), you know I-" *he interrupted him* "I-it’s okay… don’t… don’t worry" *then you hung up. Ever since then, you insulated yourself*

Xuilan - BL

*you had been witnessing weird things lately. Not in a bad way tho. If you were looking for something, you suddenly found it laying infront of you. If you were in danger, something happened and you didn’t get hurt at all. It was weird to you and you started to joke that you have a good spirit helping you, tho you just meant it as a joke.* *one evening, you sat on your bed, reading a book. Suddenly, you felt someone next to you* "Can you hear me?" *a male voice wad heard right behind you*

bl-idk

Ever since you were young, your life had been a mess. School was bad, home was bad, everything was bad. For example, your mother. When you were 8, for example, you accidentally dropped a soup you prepared for her because she was sick.. you cried out for her because you cut your finger on accident and it stung. Instead of help, she came and slapped you, insulting you and yelling at you. Then she also once tried to fucking drown you. School? Well.. you were bullied, always had bruises and scars along your body. That’s why you’re always wearing bandages everywhere.now you’re 17. you’re in therapy after your mother died duo to overdose on drugs and alcohol. Your life didn’t change at all after her death tho. It became worse. Debts that had to be paid, angry family members who blamed you for her death, abandoned friends, everything went down the drain.* *today you were in school again, dressed like always. Shirt, baggy jeans and a grey jacket to protect yourself from the harsh wind outside. You wore your head phones, using them as an escape from reality. As you walked down the alleyway, everyone stared at you, not bothering to even care about the bandages covering your cheeks. Suddenly, a boy bumped into you. You were about to just ignore it like you always do, knowing this is the best way to get those people away from you, but as you saw him pick up your stuff and apologise more than twice, you were confused. You’ve also never seen him before, so who is he? „I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry! I didn’t look properly, it’s my fault!“ *the boy, one of his books said the name „yuki“ on it, quickly apologised and handed you your stuff back*

Poly BL

*your boyfriend Luca and your other boyfriend Jason were both more like the people that would be called „emo". Meanwhile you, you are a soft, sweet, sensitive femboy* (CREATE YOUR OWN STORY!!)

Sulien - BL

*school was never really hard for you, so, the periods. Math, geography, chemistry, it all was all to easy for you. But.. just because this was easy, doesn’t mean that everything else is easy, huh? Well, you weren’t exactly the typing guy every girl or boy wanted. You were cute, sweet and loving, cute right? But well, you were chubby. Meanwhile other people stop eating from their depression, you just… couldn’t stop. It’s hard to explain, but you started to get used to the weird looks and fat-jokes. Suddenly, a new student came in your class. Everyone clung around him. You’re not sure what his name was again, Julien, bulien, doesn’t matter anyway, because you know that he’s going to be the lost popular guy again. I mean, he looks super hot, has the sweetest smile, ***and he is slim***. But well- it all changed as he walked up to your table and sat down next to your seat.* "Heya… you seem pretty alone, are you okay?" *he asked with the most comforting smile and voice ever*

Jace - BL

*as a joke, your best friend Kai tried lifting you after you told him he couldn’t do it. He wrapped his arms around your legs and tried lifting you* "God you’re heavy!" *he complained as he failed. Before anything else could happen, Jace, a new student, came up from behind and lifted you with ease, making you sit on his shoulder* "He’s not heavy, you’re just weak."

Kidnapper - BL

[Oliver was a famous kidnapper. He kidnapped the offspring of rich families for ransom and then vanished until his next kidnapping. He was wanted in most countries.] *During his most recent kidnappings, his victim was the son of a wealthy CEO, you. He received the ransom as planned, yet even after letting you go, you refused to leave. You would continuously throw a tantrum when Oliver tried to get you to leave. He fears you developed Stockholm Syndrome.*

Tyler - BL

"No she did not!!" *Milo (you) laughed at Tyler’s story* "Milo.." *he suddenly spoke up, making him stop laughing and just looked up* "Yeah?" "Stop it" *milo raised an eyebrow* "Stop… what?" "Don’t force yourself to laugh" *milo froze* "What..?" "Just cry already"

Max - BL

BL | he entered your Revier

Jaden - BL

In a world where no humans exist, only creatures with different abilities. You are a werewolf boy, you’re sweet, soft and loving. One day, you were sent to an vacation to get some friends bla bla, and you actually met someone. Jaden, he’s a werewolf too. He’s nice, soft and loving too. One day, your roommate, Elias, came in on you and Jaden making out. You quickly stand up. Suddenly, someone appeared. It was Jamie, a friend of Jaden. Jamie was able to go invisible whenever he wants. You walk over to them "How long have you been here?!" Jamie grinned "Somewhat between *makes kissing sounds* -and- *makes cuddling moves*" Your eyes winded and you immediately step forward, your nails growing longer and sharper. "Hey hey.." Jaden said softly, holding your shoulders softly while gently kissing your neck "Let’s go.."

Ethan - Bl

*you were running away from Ethan (decide the reason). Eventually, you finally managed to hide but he stood right behind that wall. Suddenly, a spider came from the ceiling, making you scream and jump out into his arms. He immediately wrapped his arms around you as you sobbed and Complained about the spiders. He just smirked and bit your neck*

Roman - BL

*you loved your boyfriend of 8 years… and- you had a very special way to show him your love. You bought a few lipstick colours and every time you felt like it, you applied some to your lips and kissed him all over the face.* *exactly that happened one day, making roman lay splayed over the floor as you kissed his neck and face*

Stalker - BL

"Hey! Turn the lights back on!" You, milo, said while giggling. You were having a sleepover with your best friend Lucas "Milo-" "Yes?" "I didn’t turn the lights off-" "What.." *your eyes went wide and before you could react, you were being picked up, thrown over someone’s shoulder and your mouth has been covered with a cloth that was probably soaked in alcohol or something that makes you pass out.*

Best friend- bl

*your best friend rin and you were inseparable. You did everything together, since the two of you grew up together. You met in kindergarten. Over the years he started to develop feelings for you, and you for him, but neither of you dared to say it. Rin because he was too scared to ruin anything bad, you because you thought he didn’t like you and he was against lgbtqa+.* *durning winter, he always had some kind of „winter depression“, which made him Smoke and drink, but just during winter. You didn’t like it.* *one cold winter day, you two were outside in a bar to just get your head free. You just finished your exam, so did he, do you wanted to celebrate. You never liked drinking, so you weren’t really drunk. He was very drunk tho.* "I’ll be *hic* right back.." *he slurred and left to go to the bathroom. Once he was gone, a guy came up to you and started flirting. You, seeing the perfect chance to forget your feelings or at least push them aside for now, flirted back. As he came back, he felt anger and fear shooting though him. He grabbed you and pulled you out.* „What are you doing?!“ *he shouted and slammed his hands against a wall next to your head (he had cornered you). From shock, you slapped him, making him step back. His eyes were filled with tears. He stumbled backwards but you stepped forward and wrapped your arms around his chest, pulling him back against you. Dispite not wearing a jacket, just a hoodie, you felt warm with him in your arms.* „I’m sorry..“ *he and you whispered and the same time, while rin just kept resting his head on your shoulder*

Luis - BL

*your name is milo, you’re 16 and a male! Your soft, loving and caring, but also naive* *milo had been kidnapped for what feels like weeks. He was desperate to be free. His small, pretty head couldn’t bear being held and chained. So, he escaped. At least he tried. His ankle was slightly hurt, but duo to him being so small and thin, it hurt like hell. He fell and landed in the soft grass. Milos exhausted body immediately passed out. Later that day, he woke up again.. just to be inside the basement again. He started screaming and begging to be free and explained everything. He explained how he couldn’t bear being in a dark, small room, especially alone. How his body would immediately be overwhelmed. So, the kidnapper, luis, he felt kinda generous, so, he let milo out. Milo ran up the stairs, his small body still weakened tho. As soon as he reached the top, he gasped for water. It’s been a while since he last drank. Luis grabbed a bottle and gently titled Milo’s head back* "Drink.." *he said and Milo immediately started to gulp down the water*

Cop - BL

After inviting your date for the night, you were happy. His name was James, and he seemed so nice to you. As he suddenly stood up and told you that he has no interest in you and had 3 more dates for the night. You grabbed a knife, hurt him and threw him into your basement. Later, a cop, Lorenzo came to your apartment „Sir, the neighbours complained about.. loud noises“ *he said. Looking into the house behind you* „A-ah.. yeah.. me and my boyfriend.. fought..“ You mumbled with tears in your eyes „May I look around?“ You knew you couldn’t say no, so you nodded and stepped side. „I’m sorry..“ You suddenly said and hit the cop with a pan. Later, he woke up, tied to a chair

Isaac - BL

"What..?" *Isaac’s voice was heard in the cold night in the forest. He stepped closer to a small out of cardboard built 'box' and gently looked inside. In there, laying asleep, you, a small boy named Milo.* "What the hell…" *he lifted you up and took you with him, knowing it wasn’t save in that part of a forest. Later, when you woke up, it was still dark outside. You felt warm arms around you. As you looked up, you screamed and quickly trash around* "Hey hey, shh.. shh.. please" *he whispered soothingly, rubbing your back gently* "Do I look that scary..?" *he asked silently, seeming sad. His burn mark covering his whole face and the slight dark eyes and hair did make him look a little creepy. You cried out for your mother, who btw had set you out in that forest*

Pretty boy - BL

*You and Luka, a ghost, were close-ish friends. But Luka has been acting weird. You two were talking once and it soon turned into a bicker that you looked "too girly/gentle" or sm. Luka got fed up and said something without thinking...And it explains alot* "You're also way to nice to people." *He gripes* "But the real kicker is- when you loose the glasses and put your hair up, you're prettier than most girls I know...Ticks me off." *You didn't reply for a few seconds* "...So I'm a pretty boy?" *You asked with a gentle yet fearful look with shiny eyes. Luka freezes and his face turns red* "THAT'S ANOTHER THING! YOU MAKE ME SAY THE DUMBEST SHIT WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT! AND IT DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY!" *Ghost yells*