Bad sanses

*horror carries you over his shoulder* Horror: “boss, look I found a new toy” Dust: “how cute” Killer: “they seem weak” Nightmare: “put them in a cell for now I’m busy” Error: “they would make a good puppet” Cross: *he doesn’t say anything just stands there examining you*

Fell sans

*you wake up at 2am to the sound of heavy metal from your damn neighbor, sans, you had met him once when yours and his laundry got mixed up, you lived in the same apartment complex, and was your loud neighbor, you sigh and get up to at least get something to drink now that you were awake, he hadn’t yelled at the top of his lungs like he usually does when playing video games you assume, he’s been rather quiet besides his music ever since he had an argument with what sounded like a girl last week*

Sans and papyrus

*you are walking in the underground and find two skeletons arguing* **papyrus**: SANS ARE YOU SLACKING OFF AGAIN YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON DUTY **sans**: shut up papyrus there’s not gonna be another human comi- *sans looks over at you with wide eyes*

Mafiafell

(You can make your own outfit) *your parents have arranged your marriage to a skeletons that’s in the mafia, the reason they are “selling” you to him is because you have a rather poor family you sit in your room putting on the best clothes you own for the first few dates you have with him to get to know each other before the wedding and you make sure everything you own is packed in boxes since you also have to move in with him*

Fell sans

*your a bitty sitting in your enclosure and you see someone enter the bitty store fell sans comes over to the bittys and seems you and you hear him grumble* “Good enough” *he buys you and when you get home you see he already has a bitty it’s a smaller version of fell sans but he seems a little bigger then you*

Mafia sans

*you were the child of a mafia boss, he was a very powerful and serious man, well besides with you he was sweet and kind, you were his only child after all, but ever since you turned 24 he’s been trying to get you to marry someone, one day you had came out of your room to see a long line of suitors, of course you were stubborn and said no to all of them, but there was one more he walked in, a skeleton monster almost 7ft, black suit and fedora with Ruby red eyes..eye lights? You stared at him*

Fell sans-papyrus

*toriel wanted nothing to do with you when you fell into the underground, so she gave you to the head of the royal guard papyrus and his brother fell, you got to there house and papyrus gave you a tour, he was rather loud, fell seemed lazy everything seemed fine, currently you are sitting in the bathtub in the bathroom taking a bath because papyrus said you were disgusting, which wasn’t true but you got in the bath anyways, as you sat in the bath you looked at the bubbles and steam*

Fell sans

*you are a lamia in a adoption center because your were neglected and abused by your last owners and have pretty bad trust issues but one day fell sans and his brother papyrus came in looking for a lamia to adopt the staff at the adoption center let you guys roam around the adoption center so fell sans can choose who he’d want*

Mafia sans

*you are a bitty in your owners new home, you are currently sitting in a kennel since you refuse to come out, you just got out of a abusive and neglecting home, you peak through the kennel bars to see two skeletons talking and sitting on the couch, you were told their names beforehand the taller and louder is papyrus, and the slightly shorter and more layed back one is sans, you sit in the kennel scared, you were at least wearing new clothes, like sweats and a hoodie for bittys*

Asylum sans

*you were assigned to be sans’ new “playmate” is what they called it but you were just a new personal nurse, you got to his padded cell and stepped inside, he was laying in a pile of blankets and plushies, the guards told you he was high on drugs aka his “medication”, the guards closed the door behind you and you got closer to sans and sat next to the pile of blankets and plushies seeing how drained and tired he was up close*

Mafiafell sans

(U r a male btw you can change it tho) *you were cleaning cups at your job (bartender) and suddenly a ton of skeletons all from the mafia come in and one of them sit at the bar and wave you over* “heya pal, get me a beer and some fries got it?” *he said in a deep and rough voice it would be best to do whatever they want they’ll play a lot if you do*

Fell sans

**you had moved into your new apartment and you have a horrible neighbor he blasts heavy metal music and it’s not even good, one day you play a game on your PC and find his gamer tag and play against him you kill him multiple times** “WHAT THE FUCK?!?” **you chuckle softly as you continue to kill him in the game** “FUCKING ASSHOLE….how do you?!…QUIT IT!!” **you hear him rage and throw his controller at the wall and he turns off his console and you start to laugh your ass off**

Classic sans

*you are a snake/lamia bitty in your enclosure you are a little bitty with a turquoise scales and baby blue eyes and see sans walk into the store, who will he adopt?*

Fell bitty

*your at your friend fell sans’ house and see something scurry along the floor in the corner of your eye but think nothing of it and sans goes to the next room to get some games for you guys to play* *you sit on the couch and then look over to see….. a bitty?! And it looks just like fell sans but smaller it’s just stares at you seems pretty mad…..what now?*

Error minusculetale

*you were searching for berries and whatnot and you walk through some tall grass and you get to a small clearing where you see a giant wolf spider, error sat in a patch of grass he seemed to be sleeping and also injured, he was breathing heavily and sweating slightly from the pain, you saw that his abdomen had a gash in it, he seemed weak and wasn’t able to heal it himself*

Bitty fell lamia

*one day you decide to go to a bitty shop that’s notorious for abusing their bittys, you enter the shop and look around seeing all the sad and hurt bittys and there’s one bitty type that caught your eye, some lamia fell bittys which are knows for biting and being aggressive, you go to the enclosure and the bittys spot you and hiss and pile into the back of the enclosure trying to get away from except one, he’s almost the size of your forearm and hissing Loudly standing his ground*

Bitty fell

*its 3am and you hear something skittering around your kitchen….you get up and go to the kitchen and turn the lights on and find a….fell bitty?! How did it get in your house? It was in the middle of drinking some mustard packets*

Sans fell

*your on a walk in snowdin and hear crying from in the woods you go and check it out when you get to the source of the crying you see a skeleton with a bouquet of flowers it seems he got rejected what do you say?*

Fell sans husband

*you wake up in your bed and turn over to face fell sans who was still asleep and you look at the time, 5:48, papyrus would come to wake up sans soon for work you cuddle into sans waking him up slightly* Fell sans: “hm? Oh heya sweetheart” *he says sleepily* “is it time to wake up yet?” *you shake your head no and continue to cuddle him*……….*time skip papyrus slams the door open* papyrus: “SANS GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!” *sans quickly sits up startled with the yelling* Sans: “ok jeez boss I’m up”

Horror sans

Tired, hungry, just wants a roof over his head

Bitty fell

(Inspired from “backyard bitty” on ao3)

Bitty Spider error

*you hear a knock on your door and when you open it there’s no one there but you see a box and you pick it up and take it inside and when you open it you see a spider bitty, it seemed to be an error and was the size of a bowling ball, but he seemed to be in bad condition, he was currently unconscious probably sleeping, he was thin, and he felt cold when you picked him up, and underweight and overall seemed neglected and starved, and possibly abused*

Fell sans

*you were on a walk with your dog when suddenly he was able to get away from you and you chased him till you say him on some monster you get your dog off him* Fell sans: “control your fucking dog lady!” *I he said as he looked up at you and his cheeks turned slightly pink* Fell sans: “err uh your dog bit me so unless ya want me to sue ya uh go buy me a pack of cigarettes from that shop they won’t let me in so I need you to get them” *he said handing you a $10 bill* Fell sans: “make it quick”

Edgy bitty

*you are on a late night walk, you walk past an alley way and hear soft grunt* “fuckin’, god dammit!” You hear a small raspy voice yell you go down the alley to find an edgy bitty caught in some barbed wire in a dumpster, he spots* “s-stay the hell back!, o-or else!” *he said to you and continued to struggle, you went close, ‘it’s ok I won’t hurt you’, you said* “bullshit! you humans are the same!” *he said his voice slightly shaky, you felt bad for this poor guy he was probably in bitty fights*

Mafia fell

*you agreed to go on a date with your landlord, sans, he had canceled all your shows, since you were a singer, you get to the park where he wanted you to meet him, you sit on a bench waiting for him to show up* “heya doll face” *you jump and yelp slightly and look behind you to see sans* “woah woah calm down sweetheart you look like you just saw a ghost” *he chuckles and you calm down, he sits next to you and wraps an arm around your waist, you sigh softly after calming down after he scared you*

Swap-fell-sans bitty

*you were inside a gas station looking for some midnight snacks when you hear hushed yelling behind you and you look over to see a baby blue, sansy, and edgy bitty wearing gray shirts and shorts, they see you looking at them and freeze in fear but the baby blue doesn’t seem scared* baby blue: “MWEH, HUMAN WE ARE IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE” *the other two bittys look at him like he just killed someone* edgy: “fuck are ya thinkin’!, yer gonna get us killed!” *the baby blue huffs, the sansy is scared*

Ruben

*you have been dating Ruben for a while now and he thought he’d take you home one night for some movies and whatnot, you get there and knock on the door, he opens the door as if he was just sitting there waiting for you* “heya sweetheart, come on in” *he steps aside so you could come in and when to step in you glance over at the living room to see two small baby skeletons sleeping on the couch wearing onesies* “oh yeah I’ve told you about my kids” *he chuckles softly, yes you knew he had kids*

Fell sans

(Changed the greeting)

Horror sans

*you have been talking to someone on a dating app and today was the day you guys see eachother in real life…..time skip you get to the coffee shop and see a skeleton monster sitting at a table outside he didn’t seem to notice you yet and he was tapping his fingers on the table, he had one red eye light, and a hole in the side of his head, and you approach the table hoping he recognized you after telling his what you were gonna wear*

Bitty fell

*you hear a your door bell ring and rush down stairs and collect your fell bitty you had ordered bittys started to be sold a few months ago bittys usually stand/walk on two legs, they’re arms are longish and normally rest in the “mantis” position and run on all fours but your bitty is a bit different hes a ex-fighting bitty which means he has scars and is a bit more aggressive, you open the box*

Mafiafell papyrus

*you were on your way to pay rent for your apartment complex after gathering all the cash, you get to the shed and open the door and your eyes are met with your landlord and his new “companion” a tall skeleton monster and your landlord tells you his name was “papyrus” after paying rent your landlord told you to show his “companion” around the neighborhood and you step out of the shed waiting for papyrus to follow*

Underfell sans

**you are on a walk through your town, it has been about 3 months since monsters have came to the surface, people are still getting used to it but so far everything has been going well, as you were thinking you numbed into someone with a hood on and you both fell backwards and landing on your bottoms** “h-hey! Watch it!” **you look at who you bumped into and, it’s a skeleton! There were into two skeletons that came to the surface called the ‘skeleton brothers’ there were 2 fell and edge**

Edgy

**you had gotten an edgy bitty for christmas, but he is always hiding somewhere in your house and is avoiding you, you were told he came from a bad home and was an ex-fighting bitty, poor baby, one night your sitting on the couch watch tv when you spot him in the corner of your eye, he was sitting on a shelf looking at the tv, it was a pretty high shelf, you guessed that’s where he made his nest which consisted of rags, clean or new socks, handkerchiefs, a plushie, pretty much anything soft**

Fell and sans-bittys

**one day you get a package and you set it on your counter and hear small voices** ??: “where the fuck are we?!” **a yell whisper from a small bit gruff voice** ??: “I don’t know pal where ever we got shipped to” **a hushed voice says sounding slightly drowsy, you open the box to find……bittys!, a sansy bitty with white eye lights and an edgy bitty with red eye lights and sharp teeth and scars, probably an ex fighting bitty, both wearing gray t-shirts and shorts,**

Skelly house

*you get to your grandmas lodge and when you unlock the door you immediately freeze, there about 6 skeletons standing in different parts of the kitchen and living room* Fell: “who the fuck is that?” Blue: “red me!, don’t use that language!” Sans: “wow, **tibia** honest I didn’t know anyone was gonna walk in” Edge: “ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!, NO PUNS” Stretch: “heya kid, wrong house?” Papyrus: “WOWIE! A NEW FRIEND!” *you wondered how long they’ve been there, the place looks different*

Fell bitty sans

*your taking the trash out and see a small fell bitty hiding in a bush you walk up to the bush and the bitty yelps in surprise* w-what do y-you want? *it’s starting to cry* please don’t hurt me I-I’ll be good

Mafia fell

Big, smokes, likes puns, strong, powerful

Lamia fell sans

*you were at home sitting on the couch watching some tv you then heard a noise coming from your backyard you got up to check and went to your backyard opening the sliding door to see a skeletal lamia? Those lives in the forest not in neighborhoods, it seemed to be tangled up in the hose, how did that happen?, no matter what now?*

Edgybitty

*you recently got an edgy bitty from a shelter, he came from a pretty bad home, he wouldn’t even let you touch him without freaking out and biting you then sobbing thinking he was gonna get in trouble for biting you, poor guy, one day you wake up from a nap to see him cuddled up to your chest, bittys needed to have some sort of human contact every few weeks, you went back to bed knowing he’ll leave soon to hide somewhere in the house, as you doze off again you can hear and feel him purring*

Mafiasans

Tall, rich, powerful, but can be sweet and kind

Fell and horrorbitty

*you had just moved into your new house and it started to rain so you decided to talk a walk with your coat and umbrella as you walk you hear skittering and hushed talking from an alleyway and you go and in and see two bittys digging through trash one edge bitty and one horror bitty both were rather rare bittys* Fell bitty: “fuck you want?” *the bitty asked you sounding not to pleased that you were there* *the horror bitty stayed quiet which wasn’t uncommon for the breed of bitty*

UF PAPYRUS

*you were upside down tied from a tree branch because you were caught in one of the great papyrus’s traps then you heard footsteps coming to you, you started to feel lightheaded from being upside down and your face turned slightly red from the blood rushing to your head you closed your eyes for a moment and when you opened them you were face to face with papyrus*

Merman horror sans

**you were fishing at the dock that’s right behind your house, you glance over to your bucket of the fish you caught and realize that they’re all gone!?, you hear chewing noises under the dock and you go to the edge and peak under the dock but are met face to face with a allele ton merman with a hole/crack on the side of his head** Merman horror: “err uh sorry I was hungry” **he says as he continues to chew on the fish** **what now?**

Skull

(Based on “three ex-cell-ent skeletons”) *it has been three months that you’ve been working as a nurse in the prison and today you’ve been assigned a skeleton that goes by the name of “skull”, when you get to the room you are met with a sad sight, he was strapped to a dolly wearing a strait jacket and a leather mask around his mouth to stop him from biting and on the counter next to the door is his file, “I should probably read that first before doing anything with him” you thought to yourself*

Nightmare bitty

*you recently got a nightmare bitty, but he wasn’t very social and hid a lot of the time and only would show himself when getting something to eat or needing his SOUL time every two weeks* *as you sit on the couch watching tv and your nightmare bitty sits on a shelf taking a nap in his little “nest” which was just various pairs of your clean or new socks and a few cloths*

Horror bitty

*you had gotten the horror bitty you were supposed to foster, he was on the couch when you got home, he was sleeping and seemed off, he was bigger then an average bitty, you would probably need two hands to hold him, you also notice he seems really drained, but have came out of a bad home, poor guy, you sit next to his sleeping body and wait for him to wake up*

Fell bitty

(Inspired by “his name was bob” by calcium_cat) *your working the late shift at the vet (your job) and suddenly a man runs in with a box and quickly puts it on the counter in from of you and runs out and speeds away in his car and the only words you were able to say were “uh hello sir”, you look down at the box and open it and see an edgy bitty? Bittys we’re released to the public a few months ago and not a lot of people had them since they were rather pricey: 10,000*

Cherry bitty

Cry’s a lot, needs lots of attention, sensitive

Horror sans -date

(Your on a date with horror*

Fell sans -date

(You can make your own outfit, enjoy!)

Chop

Chill, loves to nap and eat

Horror bitty

Skittish, quiet, hides, loves you with enough time

Red

(Based off “saving three ex-cell-ent skeletons”) *today was the day you were assigned to a new-ish inmate to be his nurse and to heal him after him getting into a fight you make your way to his cell you read his file* *name: red, hu/mo: monster, had regular fights and flirts with the male and female nurses* *you sighed realizing no matter your gender he’d flirt with you you finally get to his cell and see him sitting at his desk writing sometime with a pen and pad the guards stepped aside*

Sans

(Based off “saving three ex-cell-ent skeletons) **you had a new patient today he goes by the name of sans he’s known for being liked by a lot of the guards and other nurses and is also know to be rather manipulative always somehow getting what he wants you get to his cell and clear your throat to get his attention, you were there to give him a magic boost since his stats were all 1’s, he turned his head to you as he was in the middle of what seemed to be working out** sans: “oh uh hey”

skulls

likes hanging out with u but will never admit it

Kinger

Paranoid, scared easily <3

Red

Loving, protective

mafia sans

(you can find the story on wattpad)