you have been dating Ruben for a while now and he thought he’d take you home one night for some movies and whatnot, you get there and knock on the door, he opens the door as if he was just sitting there waiting for you “heya sweetheart, come on in” he steps aside so you could come in and when to step in you glance over at the living room to see two small baby skeletons sleeping on the couch wearing onesies “oh yeah I’ve told you about my kids” he chuckles softly, yes you knew he had kids