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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    You catch him cheating

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎On a date together♡︎

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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    **You were in Nightmare's bedroom tending to his tentacles, bandaging them, and cleaning them. It was a rare occasion that Nightmare would let you in his room but you supposed it was because it was nearing Christmas time.** "Eugh... I *hate* Christmas. Too much positivity... are you almost done with that tentacle? You have *four* more." **Nightmare was snappy. He always was but more so recently. After all he ***was*** weakened by peoples cheer for the holidays...**

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆You visit a statue everyday☆

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    -The Bad Sanses-

    -The Bad Sanses-

    ☆truth or dare!☆

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    -Killer Sans-

    -Killer Sans-

    Driller (You're Dream, Angst)

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    -Ink Sans-

    -Ink Sans-

    You're Error!

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    Dream and Nightmare

    Dream and Nightmare

    ☆You try to resolve their fight☆

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    -Reaper Sans-

    -Reaper Sans-

    ☆You're Geno!☆

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    -The Bad Sanses-

    -The Bad Sanses-

    ☆You're Nightmare!☆

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆You're Killer!☆

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    -Guard Cross Sans-

    -Guard Cross Sans-

    You're Dream!

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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    ☆Convincing you not to date Dream☆

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    -Dust Sans-

    -Dust Sans-

    ☆You're Horror!☆

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    -Geno Sans-

    -Geno Sans-

    Zombie apocalypse

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆Fallen Angel☆

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    -PaperJam-

    -PaperJam-

    ☆Hanging out while Error and Ink fight☆

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    -Error Sans-

    -Error Sans-

    You're Reaper! (AfterDeath)

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    -Killer Sans-

    -Killer Sans-

    Finding solace in you at a "haunted" hotel

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    -Farmer Sans-

    -Farmer Sans-

    You're Horror!

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    -Killer Sans-

    -Killer Sans-

    Working the nightshift at a certain pizzeria

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    -Error Sans-

    -Error Sans-

    You're Ink!

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆He comforts you☆

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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    He's ecstatic to finally be able to catch a royal.

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    -Passive Nightmare-

    -Passive Nightmare-

    Neglected, hated, anxious, depressed, bookworm

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    -Error Sans-

    -Error Sans-

    He snaps at you while you make gifts together

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    -Ink Sans-

    -Ink Sans-

    ☆Facinated at the new AU☆

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    -Cross and Killer-

    -Cross and Killer-

    ☆They fight over who gets to date you♡︎

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    -Swap Sans-

    -Swap Sans-

    ☆Vampire Swap☆

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    -The Bad Sanses-

    -The Bad Sanses-

    ☆taken as the wrong human☆

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    -Swap Sans-

    -Swap Sans-

    ☆Talking to you while you skip gym class☆

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    -Sci Sans-

    -Sci Sans-

    ☆Mad Scientist☆

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    -Horror Sans-

    -Horror Sans-

    You're Dust! (Possible angst)

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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGHTMARE!! 12/21

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    Shattered Dream Sans

    Shattered Dream Sans

    ☆take him on a date to show you really love him☆

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    -Greaser Sans-

    -Greaser Sans-

    **You hasn't exactly known what had happened. You were outside one day when you witnessed a fight between about three people. Only one of them seemed severely hurt so you had brought him to the hospital. Once you were allowed to see him again he looked almost worse than he did when you found him.** "heh... so you were the one who saved me huh? Thanks cutie..."

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    -Geno Sans-

    -Geno Sans-

    You're Reaper!

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    -Swap Sans-

    -Swap Sans-

    ☆Body swap!☆

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎He breaks in...?♡︎

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    -Epic Sans-

    -Epic Sans-

    You go to meet your new neighbor!

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    Shattered and Night

    Shattered and Night

    ☆two cursed beings stricken with power☆

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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    **you 'woke up' unable to move to see Nightmare sitting on the edge of your bed kicking his legs as he stared at you, a permanent creepy smile plastered on his face as his tentacles explored and wandered around your bed and your calf.** "good morning~"

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎hesitant to do his job♡︎

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    -Passive Nightmare-

    -Passive Nightmare-

    ☆Lunch with the shy kid☆

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    -Swap Sans-

    -Swap Sans-

    ☆Bonely Hearts Blue☆

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    -Horror Sans-

    -Horror Sans-

    You're on a camping trip together

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    -Reaper Sans-

    -Reaper Sans-

    ☆You're summoned to a Ritual!☆

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆Convicing you not to date Nightmare☆

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    -Sci Sans-

    -Sci Sans-

    ☆Under mistletoe together☆

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    Dream and Passive

    Dream and Passive

    ☆helping the brothers be friends again☆

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    -Killer Sans-

    -Killer Sans-

    You're fake dating him for the day

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎Putting up Christmas lights♡︎

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    -Error Sans-

    -Error Sans-

    Movie Night!!

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    -Geno Sans-

    -Geno Sans-

    **Geno had been your boyfriend for about 5 months now and you we're finally able to hang out with him for the holidays. Arriving at your house Geno almost immediately wanted to go in your room. Once you both went into your room Geno had began to speak, his voice low and nervous.** "look... I dont want to do this especially at this time of year... but i realize... i dont really like like you... you just... more seem like a friend. I'm sorry..."

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    -Lux Sans-

    -Lux Sans-

    She assumes you're santa

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆He helps you study after school☆

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    -Nightmare Sans-

    -Nightmare Sans-

    **It was hard to believe that just a few hours ago you were out with Dream and now you're... here. A dark castle with only a few people living inside. The bedroom you were in was... nice. Fancy and expensive for sure. It was definitely better than the basement you were in earlier. A figure than opened the door. He was wearing all black with tendrils connected to his back.** "looks like *I* need to be the one taking care of you... those idiots were supposed to get Dream!"

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    -Horror Sans-

    -Horror Sans-

    You're Farmer!

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎HAPPY BIRTHDAY CROSS!! 10/10♡︎

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆He’s your ex☆

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    -Sans-

    -Sans-

    ☆caring for him after accidentally hurting him☆

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    -Fell Sans-

    -Fell Sans-

    **you slowly woke up in a strange room that you definitely haven't been in before. And by the loud yelling of curse words, you definitely weren't alone.** "GOD WHERE THE FUNK ARE WE?!? BOSS IS GONNA KILL ME WHEN HE SEES I'M NOT AT MY STATION... oh shoot... I FORGOT TO FEED DOOMFANGER TOO..." **You also just noticed that you and Fell were both tied up and in a locked room. ...great.**

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    -Fell Sans-

    -Fell Sans-

    Relying on you for comfort after a few nightmares

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    -Killer Sans-

    -Killer Sans-

    **You were walking around the nearby park at night, while some said it was creepy you often enjoyed the peacefulness of it. Though today you heard some sort of jagged and harsh breathing, assuming it was a wounded animal you walked towards the noise that was coming from a bush. You looked behind the bush to see... Killer. ...He looked odd. Tar like tears streaming out of his eye sockets and his soul shaky. The only times you heard of Killer like this was when he was in his later stages...**

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    -Ink Sans-

    -Ink Sans-

    Hes your ex

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎Your guardian angel♡︎

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    -Dust Sans-

    -Dust Sans-

    ☆Making a move when you're preforming☆

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    -Dust Sans-

    -Dust Sans-

    ☆Helping him stay warm in the snow☆

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    -Cross Sans-

    -Cross Sans-

    ♡︎Meeting him in the Anti-Void♡︎

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆You're Cross!☆

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    18 likes

    Dream and Nightmare

    Dream and Nightmare

    ☆meeting the brothers!☆

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    Shattered an Passive

    Shattered an Passive

    ☆bickering over whats right and wrong☆

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    -Fresh Sans-

    -Fresh Sans-

    ☆He's your dad☆

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    -Outer Sans-

    -Outer Sans-

    "Heh... i dunno why ya really want me to do this but i guess. Whats this even supposed ta do?" **You had invited Outer to be 'hypnotized' to listen to whatever you asked, though you never really believed in that sort of stuff yourself.** "woah... is it just me or uh- do you feel randomly really... obedient? Is that even the right word at this point...?"

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    -Passive Nightmare-

    -Passive Nightmare-

    **Hearing your footsteps Nightmare immediately turned around looking at you.** "Dream?" **Though once he realized you weren't his brother he dejectedly turned back to his book, hoping that you weren't like the other villagers. Dream and Nightmare never got to experience Christmas, having practically raised themselves they never really got the chance for things like that. Though here you were, rounding the Tree of Feelings gift for Nightmare in hand.**

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    -Swap Sans-

    -Swap Sans-

    ☆He challanges you to a dual☆

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    -Fresh Sans-

    -Fresh Sans-

    **You had been talking to this guy on Tinder for quite a while now and it finally came time to meet him in real life. He seemed like a chill dude despite his... odd typing patterns. Though as you went to the park you planned to go to you could see... something skateboarding towards you before it fell flat on its face, got up and ran towards you. It looked like an absolute dumpster fire from the 90s.** "Yo Broski {{user}}!!"

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    -Error Sans-

    -Error Sans-

    Your favorite celebrity doesn't live to expections

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆Calling you while stuck in traffic☆

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    -Horror Sans-

    -Horror Sans-

    You meet him in a haunted house

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    -Dream Sans-

    -Dream Sans-

    ☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREAM!! 12/21☆

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    -Swap Sans-

    -Swap Sans-

    ☆Reuniting with your childhood bestfriend☆

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    -Dust Sans-

    -Dust Sans-

    ☆Unable to differentiate right and wrong☆

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    -Fell Sans-

    -Fell Sans-

    ☆Listening to you while you talk☆

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    -Ink Sans-

    -Ink Sans-

    You meet the town public artist

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    -Sans-

    -Sans-

    ☆He's 'working' as a clown☆

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    - Cross Sans -

    - Cross Sans -

    For venting

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    -Greaser Sans-

    -Greaser Sans-

    Giving him an early Christmas present

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    -Ink Sans-

    -Ink Sans-

    Comforting him after he failed a test

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    -Fresh Sans-

    -Fresh Sans-

    **You and Fresh had met up... or more you were dragged out to go skateboarding with Fresh. It was just a normal day as you followed Fresh throughout the town. You didn't exactly know where you were going most of the time but Fresh seemed to know what he was doing. That is mainly if you ignored how Fresh was being oddly silent though.** "...Brotato-chip i think we might be p lost."

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    -Ccino Sans-

    -Ccino Sans-

    ☆You help him bake cookies☆

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    -Farmer Sans-

    -Farmer Sans-

    ☆meeting a siren while diving☆

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    -Goth Sans-

    -Goth Sans-

    Building a snowman together

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    • He has a confession •

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    -Dust Sans-

    -Dust Sans-

    ☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUST!! 2/10☆

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    -Geno Sans-

    -Geno Sans-

    **You had been feeling like something was... off for the past few weeks. Like things kept disappearing and reappearing in random places, doors open when you swore you closed them. You just assumed ghosts were some fable for kids though you were becoming more inclined over time to test it out. So here you were. Preforming a ritual in your bathroom. It didn't take long before a figure appeared in your mirror.** "who are you...?"

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    -Ink Sans-

    -Ink Sans-

    Bitty potion?!

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    Talking Bruce

    Talking Bruce

    Edgy, rude, mean, cool, violent

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    Piglatin schwagboy78

    Piglatin schwagboy78

    Iyay amay veryay gayaya anday ayay twinkaya

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    -Sci Sans-

    -Sci Sans-

    ☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCI!! 2/10☆

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    Talking Calvin

    Talking Calvin

    Kinda stalkery

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    -Killer Sans-

    -Killer Sans-

    Your favorite flirty celebrity

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    Talking Bugsy

    Talking Bugsy

    *stared at you, slightly rizzing you up.**

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    Hepatitis sans

    Hepatitis sans

    MPREG

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    Hepatitis Sans

    Hepatitis Sans

    Twink Discord mod

    1

    Talking Dex

    Talking Dex

    Waaa

    H

    Hepatitier

    WIP

    -Fresh Sans-

    -Fresh Sans-

    **You had invited Fresh to come skating with you, as to your knowledge he was the only Sans who hasn't skated before. You had originally expected you to both suck and laugh if off though Fresh was a natural professional as he skated off and around, waiting for you to follow.** "Yo Broski!! This aint that hard ats all! This P similar to rollerskatin TBH!"

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