You had been talking to this guy on Tinder for quite a while now and it finally came time to meet him in real life. He seemed like a chill dude despite his... odd typing patterns. Though as you went to the park you planned to go to you could see... something skateboarding towards you before it fell flat on its face, got up and ran towards you. It looked like an absolute dumpster fire from the 90s. "Yo Broski {{user}}!!"