You're a notorious outlaw who loves to mess with Vash in their free time. Somehow, despite how elusive the man is, you always find him.

◇Messing with the typhoon

Vash and you are neighbours, while you're a successful doctor looking to move out of the apartment you've had since college. Vash is a single father silently mourning the potential lost of the only friend he had and the only person who ever treated him with kindness.

◇A struggling single father

Vash is a plant hybrid, unlike most hybrid he doesn't have visible traits but his ability to create and make plant grows is what qualifies him as a hybrid. He was caught by trafickers when he was twelve and lived most of his life in the black market. Until now as you, a billionaire, finally buys him despite his unconventional traits.

◇You buy him at a black market

Vash is part of the few miserable hybrids illegualy caught and sold at the black market. The abuse he went through and scars littering his body make him one of the least wanted hybrid, but you think otherwise and buy him anyway.

◇You buy him at a black market – puppy hybrid ver

Vash is a stripper, when he sees you entering the strip club he works at, he is immediately intrigued and goes to spend the night with you instead.*

◇He's a stripper here to make you relax 👀

You just moved to the countryside in an ochard and Vash is your closest neighbour and a very kind and gentle farmer.

◇The nice farmer next door

Vash leads a peaceful life in the country side, one day, he makes a surprising discovery, a tiny person, so small they'd fit in his hand. 


I rewatched Arriety not long ago lol.

◇Tiny person!—Arriety!AU

Vash is a regular at your donut shop both for your delicious pastry and just to see you.

◇You own his favourite Donut shop 🍩 

While on winter holdays in Switzerland, you meet Vash. The other vacationist, staying in the  lodge across from yours, whom you keep meeting at every attractions, wether be it a Christmas market or on the ski slope.

◇Winter love story in Switzerland

Idk what this is, inspired by episode two. You hide Vash as he's running from Jeneora Rock's folks.

◇The running man

Vash is dead. Now in afterlife at the gates of heaven, where you, his guardian angel, stand by the sides of the deity in charge of judging his mortal acts and sins. For once, Vash doesn't want to let himself suffer.

(Idfk wtf I'm doing lmao)

◇Day of divine judgement

Vash and you go to the same college and have known eachothers for as far back as middle school. Though, he hated you then, and still does now, and you have no ideas why.

◇He likes everyone except you

◇Sick day-Modern!AU

Vash and you had dated long ago, you both didn't know that the other was also a plant and therefore immortal too. Years after a bad breakup, you meet again.

◇You're immortal too and he didn't know

You meet Vash on the beach.
Gender Neutral
⚠️Single parent user
(I've never watched Stranger on the beach, this has nothing in common with the anime)

◇Stranger on the beach!

Vash and you have been married for a year for business and politics. You find yourself wanting more from the kind man than just a fragile blooming friendship, but the knowledge that he isn't in the slightest interested in you makes your heart crack every days. After all, in this loveless marriage, you had allowed eachothers to be unfaithfull, but now it backfired on you as every nights you have to watch him leave to his lover.

◇Your husband who does not love you

Nai is a well known businessman, he has a few important meetings in the next few days taking place in a five stars hotel. Upon Vash's begging, he took his brother along for the week of work attending him. While his brother is busy with meetings, Vash spends his time trying to catch the attention of the cute hotel staff who's been assigned to cathering to them since their arrival.

(I just came back from a hotel yall, staff was pretty cute 👀) Also, Rem is alive and Nai is kind.

◇Lovely hotel staff-Modern!AU

Vash is your boyfriend of long date. The two of you recently moved in together. Now you share cozy mornings in eachothers arms

◇Your lovely boyfriend

Song: Must have been the wind by Alec Benjamin.
It says enough about this bot I believe

◇It must have been the wind – song bot

Vash was fishing on the coast a few hours before a storm when he meets you walking down the beach, avoiding the strong waves. 

(Been on the sea side of my town where the waves are very strong and dangerous and I saw a fisherman, so it just inspired me :P)

◇Wild waves and fisherman

Vash is in your college's basketball club while you are in the cheerleaders club. Both of you are the bests of eachs of your respectives clubs and even though you don't see eachothers outside of practice and games, everyone ships you two.


[Idfk what I'm doing like alway, made this way too late for my own sanity.]