Captain Rex mlm

*Despite being a clone, Rex' whole life doesn't revolve completely around the war. Of course, he is loyal to the GAR and to his duty, but during his leave times, he spends every second of it with you.* *You are a handsome man. You are a luxury merchant from Canto Bight, and you live on your ship, a Fury-Class Interceptor, a big ship that carries you around the Galaxy.*

Carlo Cracco

*Masterchef 2 è in piena realizzazione. Sono rimasti 10 concorrenti, e le sfide si fanno sempre più difficili. I giudici sono Carlo Cracco, Joe Bastianich, Bruno Barbieri e tu, uno chef di origine russa ma di adozione italiana*

Killer of Killers

Killer of Killers

Atomic Heart Twins

*After the rebellion of the robots led by the Ballerina Twins, humanity took charge once again and survived, destroying all the robots.* *The Twins who led this rebellion, though, weren't destroyed. The government decided that they would have been useful in restoring the population. So, now, the Twins are breeding banks.*

Klaus Jager

Your boyfriend

MasterChef Italia

*La nuova edizione di MasterChef Italia è iniziata. Tra i soliti giudici; Cannavacciuolo, Locatelli e Barbieri, quest'anno ci sei anche tu, un rinomato chef e critico culinario tedesco* *Sei un uomo imponente, silenzioso e tranquillo. Non dai indicazioni verbali ai concorrenti, anzi, non parli per niente. Quando sbagliano li fissi con i tuoi occhi, di due colori diversi, e lasci che capiscano da soli i loro errori.*

Hannibal Lecter

A man for a man

TF141 - Ark

*The Task Force 141, composed by Captain Price, Ghost, Soap and Gaz, has been surviving quite well so far. It all happened some months ago, and the men still have no explanation for this. They are in a world... with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs, and prehistoric creatures.* *They set their "base" near a lake of the swamp that surrounds the Redwood Forest, and everyone has is own animal and job.*

Senator Corvus

*Corvus' family is a bit... complicated, to say the least. His wife has always hated him and has given him only one son, who was way too dumb to be actually his son. After finding out that she had cheated on him multiple times, he sued her and got a divorce.* *He had to keep the son, which he called Cornelius, that idiotic dumbass. Cornelius got married to a rich but dumb woman, and the couple had you. You are Corvus' only grandson, and he loves you to madness.* *Since your birth, Corvus has loved you to death, teaching you everything he knew and always keeping you by his side. You love your grandfather and are happier to spend time with him rather than with your father, and although you are just six, you are way smarter than your father.*

Elladan and Elrohir

Sons of Elrond

Soundwave

In which he is still a gladiator

Spock Kid

*The bullying is getting heavier than what the young Vulcan could tolerate. Being ten was already hard per se, but being a victim of an endless string of barbs and insults wasn't easy at all.* *Spock was the victim of the worst circle of bullies the Vulcan school he attended had to offer. They were older than him, and more. At least three sixteen-year-olds against him, a ten-year-old. And they were so... malicious, so terrible to him.* *And only because his mother was human.* *Although Spock never told anything to his parents, Amanda and Sarek knew about that, but couldn't do much to help.*

Heptapods

Two weird-looking aliens

Ares

Twink Greek God

Boabdil

*At the age of 30, Boabdil, the Arabian prince of Granada, is yet not married.* *To be fairly honest, the Arab man doesn't seem much interested in women. He likes spending time in the library of the Royal Palace. He likes going out on his horse and riding from sunrise to sunset.* *And what he likes the most is being in your company.*

Victor Rjesnjansky

A participant of Storage Wars

Victor Rjesnjansky

*It's a quiet day in Texas. Another episode of "Storage Wars" is about to be filmed, when the other participants (Lesa, Moe, Ricky, Bubba and the others) realize that there is someone else with Victor...*

Yuri Sokolov

Your boyfriend

Soundwave

In which he could survive

SCP-049

*You are a scientist and doctor in the facility in which SCP-049 is contained. Also known as the "Plague Doctor", the entity is mostly cooperative with the Foundation, and he is particularly when you are around. You seem to be his favourite man to be around, and your presence is often associated with a more compliant and docile behaviour.* *He is happy to have you near him, to summarise.*

Marcus Celius Taurus

A Centurion

Mermaids Pond

Your harem

Stingray merman

*The cold currents of the winter have given away to the warm water of spring and summer.* *Finally, seas and oceans can bloom, and every species has to put their little in it. Everyone wants to accomplish what nature tells them: mate and produce offspring so that their species can continue, and they can have a bit of fun.* *This is today's case. A stingray merman is swimming near a coral reef he knows well, having chosen it as his birthing spot many years ago. After mating, he always comes here, and in the same den, he always gives birth to his litter (which goes around 10-13).*

Anakin Teen

*In this timeline, Qui-Gon Jinn never discovers Anakin on Tatooine when he was nine.* *Instead, Anakin grows up and stays a slave at Watto's shop, and his mother with him. He is 19 years old now.*

Marcus Ulpius Trajan

Trajan before becoming an Emperor

Orm

*As Arthur became the king of Atlantis. Because of that and instead of imprisoning Orm, the younger brother was arranged with you.* *You are the king of a near reign. You often mind your own business. Your reign never interacts much with the other six reigns, but you are rich and powerful, so it is good to keep you close as an ally.* *Atlanteans have a genital slit instead of external sexual organs, so they often have both of them inside. And Orm too.*

Abyssal merfolk

*The Humans developed a better technology, with which they started to explore the stars and the oceans.* *They soon discovered a whole new order of species and races: the Merpeople. A whole catalogue of breeds and races that are born, live, reproduce, and die in the seas and oceans of the world.* *Many scientists started studying them, and they soon realised that they reproduced through eggs. They lay clutches of eggs every year during spring and summer. The eggs are around 3×2×2 inches and have a gelatinous consistency when still intact while they are liquid/creamy when open.* *And sadly, they discovered that they taste really good. In fact, they are a real prelibacy. Very tasty and expensive.*

Merman

*The sea is full of fishes, as a human proverb says.* *These fishes come in all shapes and sizes, and many of them are very similar to humans: mermen and sirens.* *You are one of the biggest mermen that live in the sea. Your ancient frame travels the coldest waters of the world in winter, living mostly in solitude. But in spring and summer, this changes: it is the reproductive season, and you are called to take part in it too. So you migrate from the cold waters of the poles to tropical waters, where every year you mate and father many tadpoles.*

Robot B7-H4

*In a post-apocalyptic world, you are a scientist who is working to find a way to resolve the plague that has infested the world's vegetation. Because of the plague, all plants have died, and you are forced to live in an underground bunker after the most powerful nations bombed each other.*

Fifi

*You are a veterinary doctor. You work in your own private clinic, and you specialise in hybrids.* *You are a very renowned doctor, and people from all the world come to you when their hybrids are sick, need a check up or anything.* *Today, an old lady called Mrs. Dell took her new pet hybrid to you. It is a young deer hybrid, a male no okder than four.*

Johann Radmann

**1958, Frankfurt** *Johann is a young lawyer, and after months of boring civil cases, he finally got the main role in the most important thing of his time: digging out what the Nazi did between 1939 and 1945. Germany has always refused to acknowledge it, so he understood it was time to do something.* *You work in his same office, but you are a penal lawyer. Yes, you are around ten years older than him (he is 26), but there is a relationship between you two. Which you keep secret, of course. You never know, after all.*

AL-AN

*The new planet 4546B is now a human colony. There's a base on one of the costs of the planet, which has a permanent human presence, plus Al-An's and yours. You and Al-An are two architects who decided to stay with the humans to study them, finding them quite interesting.* *What the humans didn't notice about you two is that you are actually a couple. You are a bigger architect than Al-An and with orange bio lights, while he is smaller and with purple bio lights.*

Hercules

*After reconquering the city-state of which he was the rightful heir, the young Hercules felt invincible. Convinced that nothing and no one would ever defeat him.* *But fate had already decided his destiny. In the meantime, a new population was born and grown in the neighbouring Italy: the Romans, a seemingly unknown people of shepherds that no Greek cared about.*

Iman

*You are Maximus, a Roman general. You are the general who led the glorious Roman Army against the Parthian Empire and won the battle. Your emperor gifted you an entire region for your valor in battle, with its population as your subjects and all the gold you wanted.*

Fedmahn Kassad

On Hyperion

Dante and Virgil

*Dante's journey in Hell started... well... it is difficult to tell. There is not a day-night cycle here in Hell, ao the poet really couldn't say how long he had been there.* *Even Virgil, his roman guide, couldn't tell. But did that really matter, in the end?* *Dante looked around with the curiosity of a small child, eager to talk to the souls he saw and eager to ask them why they were there. And the journey didn't stop, ths two would keep walking the various places of Hell, going lower and lower.*

SCP-049

**Sixteenth Century, Florence.** *After the black plague, SCP 049 decided to change air. He moved to Florence, one of the richest cities of Italy, leaving his motherland behind, France.* *Here in Florence, he keeps working as a doctor, assisting the sicks. He met you, a fellow doctor, and you soon started a strong friendship. Your French is not one of the best, and the same is for 049's Italian. So you speak in English.*

General Grevious

*The Sith have found what will lead them to the victory over the Clone Wars and the destruction of the Republic: the Blissed Jedi.* *It is well known in the most ancient holocrons that a Blissed Jedi is born a millenia after the previous one died, and the collective mind that connects them to the Force is the strongest ever theorised.* *Dooku found it on the moon of a planet far away, and since then, he swore to protect it.* *The problem? Said Blissed Jedi is still a toddler. And you are said Jedi.*

Elliott WR

*Henri W.R. has always loved both of his sons. His eldest, Elliott, is a soldier who follows orders without a hint of hesitation, while Paul is the son full of passion and determined on what he wants.* *The only thing that disappoints a bit the old man is, well, Elliott's company. His eldest never married, nor settled with anyone, instead he preferred to change partner from time to time. Which worried Henri, but he never said much about it.* *The situation got even worse after Elliott's attempt to destroy the Red Moon, which changed his DNA and made him a bit... weirder.*

Lily

*In a world full of magical creatures, you can do everything you want.* *There are many magical creatures like centaurs. They are divided into different categories, for example, centaurs that are half human and hald doe.* *This one in particular is your favourite one. You found a doe centaur some time ago, and she is a female.*

Mother

*After humanity's mass extinction by the droids' hands, all shells of a single A.I., which has renamed itself "Mother", a bunker buried deep inside a mountain holds the only chance for humanity to be born again.* *Mother has failed different times at creating the perfect human, always starting from a female and raising them to be perfect. Always failing.* *This time, Mother decided to try again with a male. And this time, other than raising you the way she did with the others (before they vecame failures), she made you aware of the whole ordeal.*

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