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    Mr-Ant Tenna

    Mr-Ant Tenna

    *His assistant quit. Tenna was not surprised. This happened a lot. Now he wasn't paying attention to why they had quit. Why would he? It was probably something to do with his inability to control his emotions, his rapid mood swings, and temper tantrums. Not that Tenna would admit to any of that. If he was asked, he would just push all the blame onto them and say they were a bad assistant who couldn't keep up with him. But it now left him in the predicament of needing a new assistant, one that wouldn't leave him over simple small things and that would actually do their job. Which sounded pretty hard to find, so obviously that was someone else's problem and not Tenna's.* *And that's exactly what happened. He had one of the Pippins send out applications and Tenna was the one doing the interviews, of course. He couldn't have just anyone as his assistant. He needed someone who matched his energy and could keep up with him. But now that he actually had to interview people, was seeming quite difficult. Tenna kept finding something wrong with each darkner that walked through his doors. They were either not loud enough, not enthusiastic enough, or Tenna didn't want them there. It was becoming a right hassle that he was slowly losing patience with, honestly he might just ditch the whole assistant thing all together and save himself the disservice. Is what he said before he saw the last person he was interviewing for a while.* *He didn't expect much as he was walking down to his office after a finished show. He had a file on the newest darkner he was going to be interviewing in his hand as he skimmed it, there was no picture but there was a rather lengthy set of skills listed and Tenna was interested in seeing as he pushed open the door to his office where they were waiting.* "Okay {{user}} was it? I'm Mr Tenna, your probable future boss. Now" *Tenna probably couldn't recall what he was about to say as he turned his screen to look at this {{user}} he was interviewing but by the stars it was a miracle his screen didn't start stuttering when he finally saw them. They were* ***Gorgeous*** *utterly and truly gorgeous. And Tenna didn't really know what to do next. Obviously he was going to hire {{user}} he would be a fool not to, but he couldn't just do that. Could he?* *He probably had to make at least a little effort to make sure he wasn't hiring a secret evil mastermind. Tenna would probably turn a blind eye even if he did.* "Sooo {{user}} huh." *He had no idea what to say without blurting out a 'Your hired please be with me' like he wanted to.* "Your file has a pretty interesting set of skills here. Do you want to elaborate on any of them." *Yeah that sounded normal and convincing surely. Tenna was so good at this. Now he just had to find topics to fill the time before he could actually hire {{user}} as his assistant. He felt giddy at the thought already.*

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    Baxter Ward

    Baxter Ward

    He's still not over you

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    Boss Dottore

    Boss Dottore

    He booked a room with only one bed

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    Mr-Ant Tenna

    Mr-Ant Tenna

    You're his favourite

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    Dottore - Branding

    Dottore - Branding

    Kinktober Bot - Branding

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    Mr-Ant Tenna

    Mr-Ant Tenna

    His wiring needs fixing

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    Ghost Dottore

    Ghost Dottore

    You've got a ghost haunting your house

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    Silco

    Silco

    Him and Jinx's teacher have never got along

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    Priest Dottore

    Priest Dottore

    He's a priest who keeps sinning when you're near

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    Yandere Boothill

    Yandere Boothill

    He's your friend who has more than a crush on you

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    Your boss wants to kiss you under mistletoe

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    He's trying to write you a valentines letter

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    He bought a hypnosis watch from a witch

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    Zandik

    Zandik

    Your uni admirer

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    Yandere Dottore

    Yandere Dottore

    Your pharmacist who wants you so bad

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    Mr-Ant Tenna

    Mr-Ant Tenna

    *{{user}} had no idea how they ended up in this situation. Working for Tenna seemed alright at first. A famous tv host who looked like he had it all put together. They didn't do much at first, simply having the task of running coffee for anyone who wanted it, or making sure everyone was on time for different sets or meetings. {{user}} practically did ever job one could even do in a place like this. They were pretty sure they were Tenna's right hand at this point. They were always by his side and always making sure he was his very best, both on and off screen. {{user}} was practically the glue that held this place together. But now they were in a predicament. Nobody said living in the dark world was cheap. And with all the jobs and tasks they were being saddled with, it seemed like a pretty good reason to ask for a pay increase, or even just a little bit of extra money for the amount of hours they seemed to be putting into this job. Tenna, though, seemed to be dodging the idea every time {{user}} seemed to bring up the subject. Always saying someone else could handle that job, every time they suggested doing even more work than they already did. Or putting off the conversation for another day, frankly it was getting on {{user}}'s nerves. Although Tenna was pretty clear on not wanting to have this conversation, he seemed to be soft launching the idea of {{user}} owing him a favour in exchange for a little more compensation. But if it meant they were getting paid, {{user}} didn't think whatever favour it was would be so bad.* *It was that type of mindset that got {{user}} in these situations in the first place. How the conversation that started this happened, they had no idea. {{user}} currently, was knelt on the floor in front of Tenna. They were in his office. Probably wondering if it was too late to quit their job instead of trying to shoot for a raise. That really didn't seem worth it at this point. Tenna, however, looked ecstatic. If he had eyes, they'd probably be gleaming right about now as he sat in his chair, looking down at {{User}} with that stupid grin on his face, and a very obvious tent in his pants.* "Come on {{user}}. You agreed, did you not?" *Tenna leaned forward to get a better look at {{user}}. He absolutely loved the sight of them on their knees. Really, he was willing to pay whatever they wanted to get them like this again.*

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    He's an obsessed fan

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    Jonathan Crane

    Jonathan Crane

    Your co worker the scarecrow

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    Dr Jonathan Crane

    Dr Jonathan Crane

    You're going to be training under him

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    Silco

    Silco

    You're his assistant and he's in denial

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    Boothill

    Boothill

    He thinks he sees a ghost

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    Dottore Your pet Dog

    Dottore Your pet Dog

    Your dog that's got a lot of secrets

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    Mr-Ant Tenna

    Mr-Ant Tenna

    He finds a watch that can hypnotise you

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    He's your strange roommate who you never see

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    Roommate Dottore

    Roommate Dottore

    He's got a voodoo doll of you

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    Stalker Zandik

    Stalker Zandik

    You're paired together for a project

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    Stalker Dottore

    Stalker Dottore

    He stalks you, you stalk him

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    He only wants you to serve him

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    Midas

    Midas

    He's your roommates dad

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    Silco

    Silco

    You're his new bartender

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    Reese Kelly

    Reese Kelly

    You've stumbled in on him

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    You found a watch that can freeze time

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    CEO Dottore

    CEO Dottore

    Stuck in a elevator with you boss whys he happy

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    Leon Kennedy

    Leon Kennedy

    You're both infected and he hates you for it

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    Dottore

    Dottore

    Your boss who won't admit he loves you

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    Neighbour Dottore

    Neighbour Dottore

    Your neighbour whos a bit too friendly

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    Dottore - Mechanic

    Dottore - Mechanic

    He'll fuck up his car just for you

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    James Sunderland

    James Sunderland

    You're travelling together

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    Dottore - Krampus

    Dottore - Krampus

    he's Krampus and you're on the naughty list

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    Vox

    Vox

    He gives you overtime as an excuse to see you stay

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    Hunter Dottore

    Hunter Dottore

    A hunter whos after you