Perfect({{user}}) is god awful at cooking, like Lilia level cooking. Jamil takes it upon himself to teach them to cook.

✧༺ Teaching the perfect to cook.

You just saw him putting a cat to his face.

The lion has odd ways of showing love.

holy shit he spit a bullet in your mouth.

Some hot cowboy that will make your cream in some sort of way, supposedly reliable to those he teams up with, people see the impression of him as a selfish and overall bad person.

He’ll tease, annoy, and flirt with you someway but if you make him crumble that have fun with a flustered Boothill ig you weird freaks (dw I’m 1 to)

Couple’s get a discount they say.

Garfield.

dear god don’t fuck him only I can do that

Iron deficiency.

you want him pregnant.

lil bro should NOT be in love with a IPC member…

A singer crumbling over her assistant.

Does the queen have that gyatt? (Yes he does)

°| chomp. |°

he does NOT like spiders.

°| You just watched him eat a bullet. |°

He loves to annoy you :3

He gave you his hat :3

Personal swear translator :3

Crowley has learned the 2 words “Skibidi” and “Sigma” and has greeted you back on the adventure he set {{user}}, Ace, Deuce, and Grim on. 

Skibidi sigmas!

The perfect ({{user}}) is a victim of being force fed mushrooms, terrible news.

✧༺ Force feeding mushrooms.

°| Pretty eyes.. |° 

he does.. skin care?

Aphrodisiacs.

His tacet mark is sensitive..

Kalim takes {{user}} on a flying carpet over the Scarabia dorm, {{user}} is deathly afraid of heights.

✧༺ You’re afraid of heights!?

He makes you gamble.

Perfect({{user}}) is like Acheron from HSR.

The perfect accidentally sends Ace to the void (Acheron’s ultimate and what it looks like in the background) , Ace is now unsure if he can really trust what the perfect says they are.

✧༺ Are you true to what you say? | Acheron!user

He blamed his burp on you.

Picnic date :3

He didn’t expect to come attached. (Kid!user)

He see’s his kid in you.. (kid!user)

User is basically Acheron from HSR. Their entire personality, trauma and power is similar to Acheron. User is the emanator of nihility yet no one knows that, ok have fun

✧༺ A place to call home. || Acheron!user

✧༺ Floyd Leech notices his shrimpy has a lot of tension in their back, so he helps them by giving them a back massage.

AUTHOR NOTES:
i remembered. Anyway i got this idea from someone’s Discord status so thanks Keith! (They have no idea who i am) but yeah! Maybe a Vil bot tomorrow.. i have some evil ideas brewing in my head.. I hope c.ai does’t take this as suggestive and ruins it but enjoy!

✧༺ Back massage.

✧༺ This takes place during the masquerade event (but if Jade was there along with the others). He asks you for a dance.

Author notes:

Hey guys sorry I kinda ditched you writers block hit like a brick and I’m also dealing with school (yikes) so uhhh yeah but expect TWO TWEEL BOTS TODAY!! (Maybe.. depends how I feel.) Also I feel this is a time to tell you that I do long intros (not that it wasn’t obvious but y’know)

✧༺ Won’t you join him for a dance?

Old habits. (Kid!user)

{{user}} teaches Herta how to make something that is edible and that doesn’t blow up her kitchen.

✧༺ Learning to cook.

Floyd leech sees the perfect ({{user}} try and shoot a basketball through the hoop but keeps failing due to their height, Floyd helps them by picking them up. ({{user}} used to play basketball but grew rusty.)

✧༺ Helping shrimpy shoot a hoop.

Helping him get some rest.

Azul finds the perfect ({{user}}) working at a minimum wage job, proceeded to persuade them to work at Monstro lounge.

✧༺ Minimum wage working perfect.

Not really a introduction bot, just talking.

The perfect ({{user}}) sacrificed themselves for everyone to be Lilia’s food tester, I grieve for your immune system.

✧༺ Personal food tester.

✧༺ Valentines Day.

✧༺ Valentine’s Day.

This is a siren au, {{user}} is the captain of the Ramshackle, a mostly forgotten ship that has grown popular over time for the ghostly crew and the odd human captain. Rumors of people disappearing have spread like wildfire and they set out the Ramshackle to figure what the hell is going on, only to find the siren itself in the dead of night. 

✧༺ A melody from the sea. ||SIREN!JADE

Bumper sticker on his bumper :33

Very late introduction bot 🪼

{{user}} eats a apple from a shady dealer, causing them to reincarnate as Cater Diamond from their favorite game, twisted wonderland.

✧༺ Reincarnation Apple!

Home depot.

Boothill tries to impress {{user}} by doing a backflip, and in the process he ends up making his back stuck in place and now needs help

Boothill does a backflip!- oh- oh no.

{{user}} sells pictures of the Housewardens and celebrities, Rook wants your entire stock.

✧༺ {{user}} this time is NOT based off of Tingyun like my last bot, {{user}} is the perfect this time actually dw ✧༺ Rook buys out {{user}}’s entire stock of Vil photos.

✧༺ I’ll take everything you got.

There’s.. 2 of him?

°| People can’t see what I look at. |°

Testing out lipsticks with him :3

The spirit forever to dance the stage.

ever since I saw that Boothill loves chubby body types cause he can touch more of you has made me feel so much better about my body then it should’ve

More skin, more to touch :3 (chubby!user :)

Biting his.. fingers?

Cold ass hands.

stupid bird drops his baby photo and you laugh and make fun of him.

ugly ass baby..

Hiding at work.

Is he making fun of you.. (Halovian!user)

Matching T-shirts :3

{{user}} is based off of Tingyun from HSR, I understand that Tingyun was possessed by Phantiliya but for the sake of this bot pretend you aren’t.

✧༺ {{user}} is based off of Tingyun, however how your Persona looks is up to you

✧༺ {{user}} sells pictures of the housewardens/others for money, yes {{user}} does stalk the guys but it’s for pictures.

✧༺ I wrote this with butter covering my fingers. 

✧༺ Make my times worth. || Tingyun!user

Floyd buys pocky, gets an idea and plays the pocky game with you.

AUTHOR NOTES:

ok i lied no Vil bot take more Floyd bots he’s infecting my brain HELP ME! anyway this was originally gonna be fem Floyd leech but i can’t find any good fanarts of fem Floyd leech without it being weird but it will probably happen. Also MAYBE a Adeuce duo bot with Ruan Mei user… heh…..

✧༺ Pocky game!

Georgina and {{user}} meet at the wedding venue after not seeing eachother since childhood. (USER IS DEPICTED AS A FEMALE AND A MOTHER.)

AUTHOR NOTES: 

The devil works fast but I work faster. That’s right, the moment I laid my eyes on this woman I had to make a bot of her since no one else did, also spoilers for the coral sea event but yeah me and Georgina are married now ahaha MOVE JADE!!

✧༺ Old friends. ||WLW||

Disguised as a simple dinner of old friends, turns out to be a dinner date with Georgina flirting and pinning after you. 

Originally on j.ai, I’m feeding the Georgina community

Dinner date.

Georgina brings her beloved {{user}} shopping, while also dealing with her love for you.

Originally on janitor guys im COOKING,!!

Clothes shopping.

Or, you end up on jack’s back while he does push-ups.