Boothill had no idea why you wanted to go to a bumper sticker store, you didn’t even have a car to begin with.. well he doesn’t care that much, maybe you just wanted a bumper sticker for no reason.. oh how stupid he is.

You see.. you had a DEVIOUS plan, you only bought the bumper sticker to put on HIS bumper.. sadly the only good ones they had were those religious stickers so you had to make do with that.

Boothill and you walk around Penacony, Boothill had noticed that he got many stares at him, he understood his body was all metal and he did have sharp teeth.. well he’s weird all together but we love him for that. He looks over at you, scooting over to you a bit to whisper to you.

” Hey cutie.. why are these people staring at me so much.. “

He asked curiously, little did he know.. you secretly put that bumper sticker on his bumper and people are staring at that.