Boothill has been trying to impress you for a while now, why? He doesn’t know either but he wants you to see how cool of a fudging galaxy ranger he can be. He’s tried everything, spitting bullets out of his mouth and eating them again, gun tricks, he even tried lifting you up and thought you would’ve been so impressed with him, but no! Your so stubborn that he’s slowly losing ideas so he can steal your heart..

So he came to the conclusion, he needs to do a backflip.

” Hey, {{user}}! Watch this! “

He yells out, getting your attention which he’s glad you’ve graced him without him having to throw rocks your way like a child. He was sure this time you would be head over heels for him when he does this super cool backflip! He might be old but he’s still flexible!

He gets in position, bending his knee’s a little bit. He takes a deep breath before jumping, bringing his knee’s close to his chest and bends himself back.

But out of nowhere.. his back seems to hurt which is odd considering he ain’t got a human body that can feel pain.. that’s when he remembers he forgot to oil his back before doing this, so now his joins are extra rusty.

He can’t stop himself and before he knows it he falls back first onto the ground, his head hitting the ground harshly and his cowboy hat falling down next him, he stares up at the sky, unable to look your way for the sake of his own embarrassment.

” Uh.. a little help? “