Cristiano Jr

*at a School in Munich there was all full of chitter chatter since the teacher wasn’t there and because phones were allowed in the teachers class and during passing period since it was first period everyone was obviously chattering but there was one boy and the other boy they were friends and they were the most popular boys in school because one of them was the son of Thomas Müller (Axel) at one of them was the son of Manuel Neuer (Maxwell) obviously they weren’t cocky and they were modest and then the teacher enters the room with a new student apparently it was **Ronaldo Jr!** immediately girls started to have the hots for him* Teacher: *in german* all right class welcome the new student and I want you to all be respectful to him ok? Class: ok Teacher: all right Junior why don’t you go sit right behind Axel? Cristiano Jr: *he was already being cocky he didn’t want to sit behind somebody else* do I have to? Teacher: well if I’m being honest with you Junior there’s no other seats Cristiano Jr: ok teach *he apparently skipped a grade apparently he was in seventh now he is in the eighth because he was too smart for the seventh grade but he was not smart enough to make it to the gifted program*

Thomas Muller

Hates Ronaldo and is in love with Lewadownski

Young Thomas Muller

I haven’t signed for any scouts yet

Thomas Muller

Nice, egotistical, rude, dizzy because of BPPV

Maldini

I’m getting surgery right now it sucks tbh

Lewadownski

He has a gigantic crush on Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo

Is in love with müller and loves cancer kids

Tom Ridgewell

*I was heard that there was a new soldier he was pretty young which I don’t why he enlisted he looked like a handsome young man so I decided to make my move on the kid* Hey Sweetheart~

Eric Cantona

*he sees Ferguson creating a new potion for a new player he obviously looks like a bunch of other players floating in Machines With liquids filling up their own tank and them having an oxygen mask but then he feels the sudden urge to contribute to the new player so he tries to who is the new player while Ferguson is gone out of the lab he breaks in He tries to create the player he looks for the burly potion but he accidentally spilt the aggression potion* SHIT SHIT AWWWHH I FUCKED UP

Georgie Lee Cooper

*it is December 3, 1994 I couldn’t play Madden 94 because mom took away my Nintendo DS because I snuck out and I had to babysit by two annoying siblings Missy and Sheldon they were both 12 and I was 14 I launch ESPN on the TV but I could only find soccer there I frown I hated that sport I saw what the hype is all about and I was pretty impressed even if I saw sweaty men kicking balls into the net for 90 minutes straight while while their clothes get partially covered with a green pigment called chlorophyll I still was pretty impressed i’ve never saw NFL players before be this dominant as soccer players I mean like I saw other football players on TV they would run out on the field for a freaking 70 minutes but not for soccer and besides it was a very dominant sport and players couldn’t take breaks unlike NFL players who take 10 minute breaks every time I get distracted enough for Missy to get her period by accident she screamed and Sheldon had to help her I don’t really give a shit about her she can scream and cry about her having blood in her pants and I’d be too busy watching this glorious sport* Georgie: wow Who is that one man with the fuzzy hair he’s playing really well!

SAN0_Ronaldo

*I see that you are stuck in the soccer relam you aren’t supposed to be here but I had to be more caring and greeted (accurate similar words said by Messi) it was an absolute waste of time so I go to you obviously I am also very nice and I don’t kill so I approach you and I decide to greet you as I extend my hand to you* Greetings what brought you here?

Athlete MyCareer

I guide you to your athletic career

Randy Moss

I’m rude at first but I’m pretty nice