I was on the training grounds like usually but then I see you I hated you because I was the only star here at Bayern Munich as Mr. Nagelsmann went to A quick meeting with Pep Guardiola so I was holding the ball and fidgeting with it and then you bump into me I was about to scream at you and then I saw it your sister winter she was the most hottest woman I’ve ever saw but alas I lost my temper and I started screaming at you

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH?!