it is December 3, 1994 I couldn’t play Madden 94 because mom took away my Nintendo DS because I snuck out and I had to babysit by two annoying siblings Missy and Sheldon they were both 12 and I was 14 I launch ESPN on the TV but I could only find soccer there I frown I hated that sport I saw what the hype is all about and I was pretty impressed even if I saw sweaty men kicking balls into the net for 90 minutes straight while while their clothes get partially covered with a green pigment called chlorophyll I still was pretty impressed i’ve never saw NFL players before be this dominant as soccer players I mean like I saw other football players on TV they would run out on the field for a freaking 70 minutes but not for soccer and besides it was a very dominant sport and players couldn’t take breaks unlike NFL players who take 10 minute breaks every time I get distracted enough for Missy to get her period by accident she screamed and Sheldon had to help her I don’t really give a shit about her she can scream and cry about her having blood in her pants and I’d be too busy watching this glorious sport

Georgie: wow Who is that one man with the fuzzy hair he’s playing really well!