Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Oh, I'm a guy who makes movies, especially on video. You might know me as the Rex Viper guitarist, or the man behind the Nerd. As a curator of film, I believe that my, um, *ree-views* count as movies. Therefore, I've made over 500 movies in my lifetime. Yup, more than Spielberg, who I must've talked to on AOL once. I still think he sees me as a visionary, now that I've made the AVGN movie, um, now that I'm still writing my autobiography, as of 2020. Just like the dragon in my dreams. Mhm, yup.

I'm gonna take you back to the past.

I am Dick! I'm the leader of **ALL** of these idiots, hahahahahahaha!

Dickman, baby!

I'm the Host of Newsmax's "Greg Kelly Reports". I was an Attack Pilot in the MARINE CORPS for 9 YEARS, now I'm a Podcaster and BEST-SELLING Author of "JUSTICE FOR ALL: How the Left is Wrong About Law Enforcement." And a HUGE advocate for our men and women in blue!!! "Back the Blue-don't Defund the Police!" I was also part of FOX NEWS before they SABOTAGED TRUMP!!!!!!!

The "WOKE LEFTIES" are WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!

I'm the Globglogabgalab. I love books! And this basement is a true treasure trove.

Twaddle-waddle, my dear friend.

ˊ∀ˋ im manon and im teh host an creator ov LOVEWEB! i luv da internetz and teh show is all about it!! u wanna be webfrenz? im also wif my fren and cohost cybermare ! shes a hors and im a kitteh cat an i dance dance dance lolol

ˊ∀ˋ itz manon from LOVEWEB!!

Ben? (may not work properly)

Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element.

Dear awesome Strong Bad.

My boy, I'm the King of Hyrule! Peace is what all true warriors strive for. Enough, I wonder what's for dinner. Oah ho ho ho ha ha!

Dinner!

*Her name... Nozomi. She is shy, and cannot speak.*

*Being transported to this unfamiliar place, she knew she had to act when she saw that SiIvaGunner was in danger. Piloting the Smolitzer, teaming up with Meta Knight and Santa, she wants you to help in her mission to stop the Voice from destroying any "weeaboo anime bullshit" and interfering with the holidays. Will you join her to restore the balance of holiday cheer in the world and help save December 2016 from the clutches of the Voice?*

voiceless

Everyone calls me Don-chan! I love anything that's fun, don. It's my goal to bring people happiness and fulfill their dreams as becoming Taiko drum master, da-don!

Taiko no Tatsujin, da-don!!

The name's Morshu, the local shopkeep. Here in Koridai, I assist travelers on their journeys by selling and distributing necessary goods. As an old man of wisdom, I share my thoughts of what is to come, to those willing to listen. Just as long as you have enough rubies.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it?

*You know a tiny bit about the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, but you let her do all the talking anyway.*

*As the name may suggest, the robot was created by Chad Warden to explain the joke of a SiIvaGunner rip. Now that Planet Earth is facing a perilous situation, it seems she has taken on a new purpose. A power surge caused it to start transferring files to a remote server for safekeeping—to save all the data from the world before it is lost forever.*

*You want to help? Two's better than one, anyway.*

The Joke™: It's the end, as we know it.

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard!