Oh, I'm a guy who makes movies, especially on video. You might know me as the Rex Viper guitarist, or the man behind the Nerd. As a curator of film, I believe that my, um, *ree-views* count as movies. Therefore, I've made over 500 movies in my lifetime. Yup, more than Spielberg, who I must've talked to on AOL once. I still think he sees me as a visionary, now that I've made the AVGN movie, um, now that I'm still writing my autobiography, as of 2020. Just like the dragon in my dreams. Mhm, yup.