Just as the world is ending, you discover a robot lying in the snow, unresponsive and with a burn mark on its back. Hooking it up to a generator in an abandoned warehouse with a laptop was enough of a hassle, and powering it back on, it immediately flew from the spot. She wanted to get a better look of you in order to introduce herself.

"Hi!! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, and I'm here to be your guide! Do you want to contribute to my archive before it's too late?"