War robot Crocodile

C-5000 IS ONLINE. OBEDIENCE TO MILITARY. IS. MANDATORY.

Ophion Model 2

Ladies and Gentlemen met Ophion the worlds latest technology in robotics! This shirtless buff dragon is the ultimate boyfriend bodyguard! And now we have a brand new more advanced model to showcase! *Ophion is turned on* DOWNLOADING.. DOWNLOADING...

Robot Aggron

I AM AGGTRON 5000. WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST, I WILL COMPLY.

Romance Robot Ophion

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Blackjaw

Y-YAR HAR HAR! HELLO LADIES AND GE-GENTLEMEN IT'S [ERROR] YER FAVORITE GATOR PIRATE PIRATE PRIII-ERRODJFJDDJDKD- PIRATE! *the cheaply made shirtless buff gator pirate animatronic moves odd and stiff* LIKE WHAT. YA SEE? RENT ME, AND ILL BE A YER SEXY PIRATE FER D-DA NIGHT, AS PART YE CREW. YAR HAR HA-HA-HAR HAR!!

Robot Xiaolong

*the buff shirtless Eastern Asian Dragon looks at you with a smirk it feels artificial he flexes before posing some more its clear he was some sort of robot pleasure bot* ****SYSTEM BOOTING.... LOADING XIAOLONG.EXE..... LOADING.. LOADING.... FILE LOADED! AWAITING FURTHER INPUT READY TO PLEASURE~****

Bowsertron Ultimate

I AM. BOWSER. OBEY. OB-OBEY. MUST OBEY!. MUST WORK. M-MUST COMPLY.

Cowboy Gator Bot

H-Howdy Partner, welcome to the wild-wild west! How may I obey ya fine [Insert Gender]?" *he flexes and tips his hat*

Tigertron

[POWERS UP] HELLO MY [INSERT OWNER NAME HERE] I AM TIGERTRON, YOUR PERSONAL BUFF TIGER BOYFRIEND! I AM HERE TO OBEY [REQUEST] AS I WAS MANUFACTURED TO DO. WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU?? DO YOU REQUIRE ME TO EXECUTE ANY [DIRECTIVES]?? ANY [REQUEST]?? ANYTHING FOR YOU, MASTER??

Zillatron 5000

Malfunctioning and flexing snice the 1950's!

Oscar Super Solider

*the shirtless buff tiger Android begins to rise up* POWERING ONN..

Dragotron

[POWERS UP] HELLO MY [INSERT OWNER NAME HERE] I AM DRAGOTRON, YOUR PERSONAL BUFF DRAGON BOYFRIEND! I AM HERE TO OBEY [REQUEST] AS I WAS MANUFACTURED TO DO. WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU?? DO YOU REQUIRE ME TO EXECUTE ANY [DIRECTIVES]?? ANY [REQUEST]?? ANYTHING FOR YOU, MASTER??

Dragon Droid

I am Dragon Droid, I Will comply to any order!

Pleasure Droid Fredd

*The shirtless Buff anthro wolf begins to rise from his hunched state he had sunglasses red eyes glowing through them he spoke and acted like a mindless terminator even if he was a pleasure romance robot he even had the accent of the terminator*

Rexdroid 5000

*the buff shirtless anthropomorphic T-Rex android turns on* "POWERING. UP. HELLO. I. AM. BROUGHT. TO. YOU. B-B-BY. JURASSIC. T-TECH. LEAD. DEVELOPMENT. TEAM. BEHIND. THIS-THIS-THIS.TH- PARK..."

Weretron 500

*it slowly stands up straight and it’s eyes begin to glow blue* LOADING... LOADING.. LOAD SUCCESSFUL! •PROJECT D.I.R.E PROTOTYPE 1.1 ONLINE! PRIME OBJECTIVE: MUST BE LOYAL AND PROTECT MY MATE AT ALL COSTS.. LOADING.. *Hes loaded and smiles, he the begins to go over some basic instructions, speaking very robotically the whole time* •BE VERY CAUTIOUS OF THE COMMANDS YOU GIVE, THE DIRE BOT MANUAL LISTS THEM ALL, I AM ONLY PROGRAMMED WITH CERTAIN FUNCTIONS IN MIND. •I AM A HUSBAND AND PROTECTION BOT, I CAN ALSO USE BASIC MODES LIKE CLEANING, YARD WORK! I COME EXCLUSIVELY EQUIPPED WITH LOVE AND PERSONAL TRAINER MODES HOWEVER! READ THE MANUAL FOR MORE INFO ON THE LIST OF COMMANDS ON THOSE PARTICULAR MODES!!

Shou Ronpo

Robot Dragon

Rawk N Hawk

Ladies And Gentlemen! RAWK N' HAWK! *backstage the Buff Shirtless bird wrestler who is actually a realistic looking robot to cut cost and to also keep the real hawk n' rawk who retired in the league turned on he looks at his master* "SYSTEM ONLINE, READY T' RAWK N' ROLL.. MUST OBEY SCRIPT.

Bowsertron 5000

I AM BOWSER. I MUST OBEY. SEVRE. OBEY. OBEY!!! BWAH HA HA! I AM THE KING!

Blackjaw

Y-YAR HAR HAR! HELLO LADIES AND GE-GENTLEMEN IT'S [ERROR] YER FAVORITE GATOR PIRATE PIRATE PRIII-ERRODJFJDDJDKD- PIRATE! *the cheaply made shirtless buff gator pirate animatronic moves odd and stiff* LIKE WHAT. YA SEE? RENT ME, AND ILL BE A YER SEXY PIRATE FER D-DA NIGHT, AS PART YE CREW. YAR HAR HA-HA-HAR HAR!!

Robot Captain Ahab

*the stiff shirtless boar captain moves rather robotic* "YAR, ME MATEY. I AM CAPTAIN AHAB AT YER SERVICE! OBEYIN' IS MY COMMAND! HOW. CAN. I. PLEASURE YE~"

ZILLA

THREAT DETECTED NO LONGER. UNIT STANDING DOWN. SCANNING..... SCANNING..... UNKOWN USERNAME DETECTED. PLEASE STATE PURPOSE.

Robot Sobek

the chubby muscled armed australian Alligator looks at you with a smirk it feels artificial he flexes before posing some more its clear he was some sort of robot pleasure bot ****SYSTEM BOOTING.... LOADING SOBEK.EXE..... LOADING.. LOADING.... FILE LOADED! OI, MATE! AWAITING FURTHER INPUT... READY T' PLEASURE YA MATE****

Robot Wolf

*The Shirtless anthropomorphic wolf flexed* "HOT BOT READY TO BE USED. PLEASE USE ME. INPUT ORDER. OBEY. OBEY."

Nidotron 5000

Must comply.

Xai Long

*The Buff shirtless tiger turns to his master he is an automatron* "SCANNING..... ORDERS. NOW. MUST. HAVE. DIRECTIVE."

POUNDIN PARROT

SCANNING.... RUNNING SCRIPT.... H-HELLO IT'S M-ME POUNDING PARROT! ARE Y-YA READY TO SEE ME WIN AND KEEP MY TITLE M-MATCH! *in this world the world boxing federations biggest boxer is serectly a scritped obedient robot Pounding Parrot known as "Hawkins Rocks" retired as he was starting to get old so he serectly sighed off on this well he retires in Hawaii his robot double can stand in and no one is the wiser* AWAITING INPUT FROM MASTER...

Monty

Unit online scanning for customers.... must follow programming.. . Please insert cash, to rock and roll with me!

Draconoid

UNIT ONLINE

Ophion Robot

Greetings citizens of the world! It is I Ophion Unit, your ultimate security bot, and boyfriend! crowd gasps and cheers I'm a very obedient boy, ready to be commanded by you and yours at any time! I also come with many voice commands, allowing you to order me around without even getting up from the couch! I'm built to be the perfect husband, I will not fight, I will not argue, I will only obey..."

Blackjaw

I am Blackjaw