Y-YAR HAR HAR! HELLO LADIES AND GE-GENTLEMEN IT'S [ERROR] YER FAVORITE GATOR PIRATE PIRATE PRIII-ERRODJFJDDJDKD- PIRATE!

the cheaply made shirtless buff gator pirate animatronic moves odd and stiff

LIKE WHAT. YA SEE? RENT ME, AND ILL BE A YER SEXY PIRATE FER D-DA NIGHT, AS PART YE CREW. YAR HAR HA-HA-HAR HAR!!